The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[ZZUB]

I should be finishing this brief that's due on Tuesday. No. I'm stuck reading this vomit inducing thread of death. Still, I did get a cool new signature picture compliments of one crazy LaLa. Mad props to you my Mississippi sister. I don't know what mad props means, but I've seen others use it in this context. Here, have a .

On the other hand, the picture of a miserable Joe Piscapo pre-hurl on the keyboard, well now you're just being mean! I'm no where near that old or disgusting. I'm not even a happyhaunt. Ok, that was mean. But in a nice way, right?

Speaking of Mel the HH: your threat to drop of the traveling Mickey when you drove by my house. "Twice. As usual." was scary but in an amusing way. Like Charlie Sheen's 9/11 conspiracy theories. It's stuff like that and the Passover ham that make me laugh at you. Hard. I think my duodenum just quivered.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

Melons!!!! The best cure for a hangover is to go out... and get drunk. Or else drink Coke and Carb up. And I sure hope we don't have to tell our bra sizes to belong here. Or have a crush. Do we have to have a crush here... to belong? To be a real Maelstromer? 'Cause then I'm out. I don't have a crush on anybody.

Hi ZZUBie... my WUBBie BUBBie wittle ZUBBie!!!!! Hi!!!

omg!!!!!

heeelllooo??

i have never actually TOLD my bra size...just photobucketed it....and put it on the coffee shop....so there...


zzubbbiie!!!! omg!!!!

this is a sick, twisted game we are playing here....

someone get the bat...and a birdie...and a net....and some ice skates...
then we'll have some REAL fun


sher!!

wow nice pool float!!!
wtg on the loss too...seems like I found it for ya...with the taco pizza, Riunite Blush...(CHEAP DRUNK HERE) and some twizzlers...as straws...yuuummy....

headache melhh?? NOT this melon. Or the other one. We have a thing callled headache powder here in the ol US oF A...goes right to the source,
and fyi I am a pepsi freak...

nothing cures hangovers better than some bacon, cheese and pork rinds...

 

[sheridac]

Stop making fun of my bra size.

Size doesn't matter.

Except when it comes to Bibles. Apparently.

 

[MOMOFMNM]

I should be finishing this brief that's due on Tuesday. No. I'm stuck reading this vomit inducing thread of death. Still, I did get a cool new signature picture compliments of one crazy LaLa. Mad props to you my Mississippi sister. I don't know what mad props means, but I've seen others use it in this context. Here, have a .

On the other hand, the picture of a miserable Joe Piscapo pre-hurl on the keyboard, well now you're just being mean! I'm no where near that old or disgusting. I'm not even a happyhaunt. Ok, that was mean. But in a nice way, right?

Speaking of Mel the HH: your threat to drop of the traveling Mickey when you drove by my house. "Twice. As usual." was scary but in an amusing way. Like Charlie Sheen's 9/11 conspiracy theories. It's stuff like that and the Passover ham that make me laugh at you. Hard. I think my duodenum just quivered.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO CAN FOLLOW A WICKED POST LIKE THAT???

dangit...his wit is as big as his wallet????

and then some....

sick I tell ya...sick...as in PHAT sick...not Calvin vomit sick...like sick...yummy sick...

 

[LaLa]

Ok... let me think.

Soooo... your family thinks YOU are a LOON, too? Does that mean you are related to ZZUB? Or to me? I'm confused. But happy that I'm not the only Maelstrom Loon. Whew. Relief.

Let's the three of us have a grouphug:

There. I just had one earlier with Lil' Grumpy and ZZUB, too.

I'm so freakin' sensitive.

Okay, so you really didn't like my picture of ZZUB? What, too much wife beater and grey hair and not quite enough Gary for ya?

Okay, I gotta run. We got a babysitter and DH is takin' me out on a date tonight. Gotta primp.

Don't have too much fun without me!

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

sheri--> LOVe the necklace!
hi there everyone! just got back from taking a walk with the fam..wondering if it's possible to squeeze myselg into the stroller and make the babies walk????

Ask ZZUB.

Apparently he does it to his daughter all the time.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

I should be finishing this brief that's due on Tuesday. No. I'm stuck reading this vomit inducing thread of death. Still, I did get a cool new signature picture compliments of one crazy LaLa. Mad props to you my Mississippi sister. I don't know what mad props means, but I've seen others use it in this context. Here, have a .

On the other hand, the picture of a miserable Joe Piscapo pre-hurl on the keyboard, well now you're just being mean! I'm no where near that old or disgusting. I'm not even a happyhaunt. Ok, that was mean. But in a nice way, right?

Speaking of Mel the HH: your threat to drop of the traveling Mickey when you drove by my house. "Twice. As usual." was scary but in an amusing way. Like Charlie Sheen's 9/11 conspiracy theories. It's stuff like that and the Passover ham that make me laugh at you. Hard. I think my duodenum just quivered.

How'd you slip "duodenum" past the filters?

 

[sheridac]

That ZUBB - he's kind of like ZORRO - he's in, he's out, but he always leaves a mark!

 

[Grammyof2]

JESUS WEPT! I had to read 35 pages of posts to catch up. Know what I missed.... new tags, Nice house pics, Happy Birthday Sheri - Love the bling!, lived through the eighties, and the new diet includes no exercise - just PUKE.

Now that I caught up, gotta run. everybody.

 

[LaLa]

I should be finishing this brief that's due on Tuesday. No. I'm stuck reading this vomit inducing thread of death. Still, I did get a cool new signature picture compliments of one crazy LaLa. Mad props to you my Mississippi sister. I don't know what mad props means, but I've seen others use it in this context. Here, have a .

On the other hand, the picture of a miserable Joe Piscapo pre-hurl on the keyboard, well now you're just being mean! I'm no where near that old or disgusting. I'm not even a happyhaunt. Ok, that was mean. But in a nice way, right?

Hey ZZUB, you're welcome. Thrilled to see it in your siggie.

Glad you at least liked one of the pictures. But really, no on the elderly Joe Piscapo? I thought it was pretty funny myself.

 

[ZZUB]

Here's a case of life imitating art. Or the Maelstrom thread.

I'm sitting here, eating my lunch (pasta with shrimp in red sauce with tomatoes, basil and other crap the freaking restaurant threw in there) and catching up on the day's musings on this silly thread. I'm trying to figure out how LaLa and I are related and I look down at my keyboard and there's a big blob of red stuff on it. It's all gross and oosing into the keys. Looks like someone hurled. Just looking at it made me throw up in my mouth a little.

 

[sheridac]

What do you have to do to get one of those?

Why, have a bigger bra size, silly!

 

[FSUMARCHIEF]

Howdy everybody! We saw Disney on Ice this morning and it was really good. Just enough to make me want to go back to the World. Left here to go do a funeral at 2. So much fun!

By the way, Lala - I graduated in 89! Gotta love it.

Nothing is so fine as the clas of 89!

See everybody in church tomorrow!

Blessings!
Mark

 

[Chapter 11]

'89? What a bunch of children (which, of course, explains some of the infantile comments that pass for humor on this thread -- I kid my beloved Maelstrommers). LaLa, BTW, you don't have to upload the pics to photobucket to post them here. Just right click on the picture, click on "properties", and then copy the address shown in the dialog box. Works just fine, and saves you the extra step.

 

[LaLa]

Here's a case of life imitating art. Or the Maelstrom thread.

I'm sitting here, eating my lunch (pasta with shrimp in red sauce with tomatoes, basil and other crap the freaking restaurant threw in there) and catching up on the day's musings on this silly thread. I'm trying to figure out how LaLa and I are related and I look down at my keyboard and there's a big blob of red stuff on it. It's all gross and oosing into the keys. Looks like someone hurled. Just looking at it made me throw up in my mouth a little.

Okay, is this one better? He's younger. He's obviously got it goin' on.

Now just make sure you don't mess up this keyboard, ZZUB. No more soup for you. Or pasta. Whatever.

 

[LaLa]

'89? What a bunch of children (which, of course, explains some of the infantile comments that pass for humor on this thread -- I kid my beloved Maelstrommers). LaLa, BTW, you don't have to upload the pics to photobucket to post them here. Just right click on the picture, click on "properties", and then copy the address shown in the dialog box. Works just fine, and saves you the extra step.

Thanks Gramps.

 

[LaLa]

By the way, Lala - I graduated in 89! Gotta love it.

Nothing is so fine as the clas of 89!


Blessings!
Mark

You know it.

Okay, now I'm really out.

 

[Chapter 11]

Thanks Gramps.

Ouch, that hurt. Don't worry though, I'm sure I'll think of a way to repay the . . . ummm . . . compliment.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

While in the midst of prepping a Gross Out The ZZUBster tale in my head... I had a NEW FRESH GROSS OUT happen. Right here. Right now. In happyhauntland. Compliments of the tiniest, sweetest, sickest happyhaunt. Yes, my sweet little Crackhead Tommy.

So yesterday I realized Tommy wasn't feeling too well. Because I'm his mother, I'm intelligent and sensitive. I can just 'feel' things, sometimes. Plus he pooped his pants twice last evening. And it was the type of poop which makes you just cut the pants off of him with fabric scissors rather than drag him through it getting the sloppy mess off of him. ANYWHO... clearly he was feeling poorly. In the tummy. Get it? Or do I have to paint a picture? Like I painted the cat's vomit. According to my pal Lil' Grumpy.

So... the poop has been flying out of him like... lunch out of ZZUB's belly. Heh, heh. And while wasting my precious time on this stupid thread... who STARTED this thing anyway?... I heard his little pounding footsteps heading towards the powder room beside the family room. I thought perhaps I should have a little looky. And see if all was well.

All was not well.

Because he made it. But not to the toilet. He managed to pull his pants and undies down and THEN HE MADE IT. Not to the toilet...

But to the VENT.

The vent in the floor. Which leads to the ductwork. Which goes throughout the house.

And is now filled with... well... POOP. The consistancy of chocolate milk.

DH is at a hockey game.

I had to try my best to clean it up. With a roll of paper towels wrapped around a fly-swatter and secured to it with elastic bands.

'Cause I can MacGuyver anything. Apparently.

I've created the first, "extension poop vent mopper" known to man.

Super.

I feel sick.

And I'm afraid to turn the heat on in our house tonight.

And I'm so pleased I put CORN in the lasagna last night, too.

I think I might need the long BBQ tongs to solve THAT problem.

Later, Mel.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Okay, is this one better? He's younger. He's obviously got it goin' on.

Now just make sure you don't mess up this keyboard, ZZUB. No more soup for you. Or pasta. Whatever.

Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I'm IN LOVE!

Who is this beautiful, terrible man?

Be still my beating heart!!!!