ZZUB showed up and finally apologized to Mellymelhappyagainhaunts. He wasn't mad, he apparently ran out of keyboards b/c of all the puking. He has now taken up to vomitting in his desk.
The General gives really AWESOME Christmas presents. Mel embarasses the General by using it as a Pirate Patch.
SNAP made her conference call today. So the 12 step Program is working for HER. Good for you SNAP. One day at a time.
Mr.Paslea_Pooh has a good story about his brother and poop and an oak tree. No, it's not a country song. It's a real story. He'll post when he can.
sheri had a dream last night about some flashing chickens. I think Lou has something to do with it. Not sure how.
I just report the news. Weather in 10 minutes.
Mommypoppins is a redneck who steals boats off of other peoples lawns. Plus, she has a buttload of
crocs. Even orange ones. She thinks MarkyMark stole her toilet. I think he did too.
MarkyMark likes to wear boots. He used to have a pair of grey Tony Lamas. What ever the heck that Means! Geez, first the pink thong and now the boots. Freaky.......Oh wait, the pink thong was Rhonda's. Scratch that.
GeorgiaA and Horsegirl have a crush on each other. In a sisterly way. Not in a gay way, not that there is anything wrong with that. Horsegirlygirlloveschappiegal...thinks she's not that great of a therapist. I've offered to let her treat me, but she feels I'm too far gone. I AGREE.
DJ bought into DVC but when horseypoodleypinkthongwearinggirl donned a thong he returned it.
pongperiwerdirichierichgirl bought a Buttload of purses. Isn't she saving for a wedding?
Lou fixed Frickles pic and she is a real cutie. Lou also writes with crayons. He posted some pics of floss and tape. Yeah, you're gonna have to go back and figure that out yourselves. I'm only ONE person here, for the Love of The Thong!!
Kim,Kimmie,Kimmiepoo and Emsmom,Erin,erinrella.... Did a whole lot of b*tching about not getting any attention. So there were about 100 posts with this guy

in them.
Rhonda is a saint b/c her husband has cyberchicks and she's ok with that. Plus she lets him hog the computer all night. Rhonda likes Summer Loving.
The song!!!! Gosh, you people are pigs.
Someone named Mush showed up and then left. ????? I think he's from the Coffee Shop Police Station.
Lala's inlaws are
not to be invited anywhere. They have no respect for the dead.
Tink's DH is known as Little Dick and she's okay with that . And apparently Tink thinks the Maelstrom thread is a place to get decorating advice.
Haley's mad b/c she was 10 pages behind. On a happier note, she balanced her checkbook. So it's all Good.
Ed posted a pic of some lady who might give Polymom a run for her Meloooons.
Shelby's drinking Jaeger Bombs because she can't get any smilies in her edit. Here

that's for you Shelby.
Grammy got thrown out of the Spice shop. There was some scandal with a barrel of tarragon missing. I think the Coffee Shop policeman took the report. And we're all invited to her house on Friday!! I think she said we're having Tarragon Chicken. Yum..... I've got the directions so I'll post them later.
Yak is afraid of bugs biting her. With a name like Yak, I think they're more afraid of HER!!
And Skaters.....Change Directions !!