The Maelstromers... a FASTPASS! Part 2

[Master Gracie]

and then youd have to teller and then she might wanna be a viking too

Heaven's no! She can not come to the boards until after September. I'm suprising her with a trip to V&A on her birthday (her 28th birthday which happens to be on Sept. 18th(Does wildernesslodgelover come in here?)).

If she starts poking around in here, the jig will be up.

 

[HaleyB]

Master G! Welcome.

I don't think I have seen your wife on this thread, but the trick will be to refrain from talking about us over dinner.

I think they forgot to mention the Pole dancing lessons, and the manditory gross body function post.

 

[HaleyB]

Zzub, my friend. I am glad your not mad at us Of course I never thought you were. But more importantly, did you just promise us a new trip report? I think you did. That is how I am reading it.



And since Mel is not here to complain about it

 

[Grammyof2]

Who can lead me to a store that has shorts that don't show the cheeks of my non existant rear or come to my knees? Help!!!!!!!!

Now I may be looking for a bathing suit that does come to my knees, so I can take a dip at the pool in Oct. without people posting pics. You can lead me to that store, too.

Hi Tink


What's up Tink


I love red heads


Almost there Tink


Yahoo

 

[lillygator]

Happy Friday Mal's....I haven't been by in a while, ya'll are just posting fools and I can't keep up!

 

[tink38]

Okay, because I am a SERIOUS MENTAL. I took a picture of your post, before it gets deleted.


Gosh, Tink, I'm gonna miss you. Did you get my post about the library?

I actually DID lol at this one. Seriously, what is so weird about a person laughing to themselves in their own office? I just had thee people at my door asking what was wrong with me. That was classic Pooh if I ever have seen it.

I saw your post about the library. But I don't think they allow wine in the library. Since I can still post while at work, I think I'll be okay. I only drink wine at night, for those of you who may be concerned.

 

[Grammyof2]

All those naners made me nauseous.

 

[HaleyB]

Tink we are so going to miss you. I think GeorgiaAr is keeping up her highlights collection so catching back up should be easy

 

[tink38]

Master G! Welcome.

I don't think I have seen your wife on this thread, but the trick will be to refrain from talking about us over dinner.

I think they forgot to mention the Pole dancing lessons, and the manditory gross body function post.

Too true, Haley. And then you get the response, "This one time, at band camp..." I get that ALL the time.

Is pole dancing still today? 2:30? Where is vettechick?

If we see wildernesslodgelover, we will all hide behind our monitors until she goes away!

 

[paslea_pooh]

Is it 5 oclock somewhere? You people are out of control today.

PP you have lost your mind

Hey TINK these are for you and this and this and this

If I didn't have to be at my DD's school in 5 minutes , I'd be at the same bar as Lou's Dog!!!

Yes, my dear Grammy. I have, indeed, Lost My Mind.

 

[HaleyB]

Happy Friday Mal's....I haven't been by in a while, ya'll are just posting fools and I can't keep up!

You need the Highlights. GeorgiaAr put them together, they are great. PM her and ask for them.

 

[tink38]

Who can lead me to a store that has shorts that don't show the cheeks of my non existant rear or come to my knees? Help!!!!!!!!

Now I may be looking for a bathing suit that does come to my knees, so I can take a dip at the pool in Oct. without people posting pics. You can lead me to that store, too.

Hi Tink


What's up Tink


I love red heads


Almost there Tink


Yahoo

Hi Grammy! Enough of the nanner men, y'all. I'm full. And nanner gas is nasty. Good thing I'm in the office alone. And I have a fan.

Sorry. TMI?

 

[Frickles]

Frickles (or any other lady out there)---Do you do Vera Bradley??? Anyone???

I do Pongo! I bought the red and white pattern last year...can't remember the name! I did a big bag, a little bag, cosmetic bag, hanging clothes bag...I can travel in a little bit of style now! I also used the blue for my baby bag and I have a rooster backpack which I carried all over Disney!

 

[brandt79]

brandt....

Pooh

I tried, I really did! But when I look at that photo's properties, it says it's 5143 bytes, or something like that, and DIS keeps telling me it's got to be 4000 bytes or less - the pixels are great, it's just too many bytes! Ahhhhh! I'm gonna take a byte out of the DIS if they don't let me use my darn avatar.....

 

[Grammyof2]

Ok people listen up. I have to be the voice of reason, and that scares even me.

Horsey is away and we all got her back. We know we stick together like poohs glue. But don't get her

while she isn't here. And you know they will, and we will never hear the end of the story.

 

[brandt79]

Originally Posted by pongoperdigirl
Frickles (or any other lady out there)---Do you do Vera Bradley??? Anyone???

I do Pongo! I bought the red and white pattern last year...can't remember the name! I did a big bag, a little bag, cosmetic bag, hanging clothes bag...I can travel in a little bit of style now! I also used the blue for my baby bag and I have a rooster backpack which I carried all over Disney!

I do, too! I have the Miller bag (good-sized carryon tote) in Java Blue, I absolutely love it! And I have a cosmetics bag, too. My sister has 3 or 4 of the purses. I love Vera Bradley for traveling!

 

[sheridac]

Hey Vikings! The following was forwarded to me today and when I read it I immediately knew which of my friends to share it with. Enjoy!

ONE LITTLE LETTER MAKES A DIFFERENCE -- The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.
Here are some of winners:
-- Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.
-- Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an a$$hole.
-- Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was y our money to start with.
-- Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
-- Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
-- Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
-- Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
-- Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right?
-- Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
-- Glibido: All talk and no action.
-- Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
-- Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
-- Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

So, I was busy this morning and have just caught up from today, and have some thoughts:
1. Horsegirl and her TR - I had a brief thought of posting an angry response, but then read the mod's admonishment so I didn't. I think I'll just send her a PM instead, since I don't know how much she's going to see in the next couple of days.

2. Welcome to our newest member Master Gracie! The Classics are on their way, and will give you some of the background behind this crazy group of people.

3. Finally, and most delicately, ZZUB. Our dear ZZUB. THANK YOU for explaining how you feel, especially about anything that we might do that makes you uncomfortable. It doesn't make you a prude, or uptight, or any of the adjectives that you used. I ALWAYS prefer to be told, diplomatically as you always do, when I have done something that made another person uncomfortable. The only people I have any interest in making uncomfortable are my opponents in Court, and not all of them (generally just the ones that I think need to be behind bars. I hear it's very uncomfortable in jail.) Anyway, just wanted to say that I respect how you feel about your wife, understand why you feel that way, and will respect those wishes, as I am sure everyone else will also.

With that seriousness out of the way . . .

Our office has just finished hosting an appreciation luncheon for all the local dignataries (elected officials, court personnel, etc.) My contribution was enough Mac & Cheese to feed 75. I don't normally cook for 75. I confess, it is more difficult than simply increasing the recipe by the Nth. Everything was lovely, TG its over and everyone in my office can stop freaking out like they have been for the last 2 wks.

Here's how bad it got: THEY MADE ME CLEAN MY OFFICE!!!

Yes, they did. And we all know that I couldn't continue DISing while they were in here nagging me about the state of my desk. Priorities, people, priorities!

Okay, that's it. Now I need to catch up on what I missed while writing this epic.

 

[brandt79]

-- Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

Yep, that's me - "fit" might be an understatement, though.

 

[Grammyof2]

Who can tell me what really happens if you put someone on ignore? This is a real question.