The Mad Chatters thread Part 7

[paigevz]

The doors on the bus go open and shut, open and shut, open and shut...........

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

PSP.......we think alike!

 

[paigevz]

You are welcome!!! Want to take it over???? I will gladly give it all to you.


Love the Speed trap joke!!!

I also love the heritage / lemonade conversation!!!

She has her own...........we all do...............

 

[princess sparkle p]

Hey Rella, I made chocolate chip cookes this morning so I could eat the dough for breakfast!!!

 

[Disneyland1084]

The babies on the bus go wa wa wa, wa wa wa, wa wa wa....

Ok, you ain't gonna help me??? Oh well!!!

The mommies on the bus go ssshh ssh ssh shh, the mommies on the bus go shh shh shh shh, all through the town....Ok, what's next?

 

[princess sparkle p]

PSP.......we think alike!

I see that !!

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Ok, you ain't gonna help me??? Oh well!!!

The mommies on the bus go ssshh ssh ssh shh, the mommies on the bus go shh shh shh shh, all through the town....Ok, what's next?

Now I have the Sally the Camel song in my head.......they were on the same Barney video when my kids were younger....

 

[Rella Bella]

You are welcome!!! Want to take it over???? I will gladly give it all to you.


Love the Speed trap joke!!!

I also love the heritage / lemonade conversation!!!

OH NO!!!!
LOOK OUT BLONDE IN THE HOUSE

I'm sorry PSP... I was really laughing at Stephs joke...
How did I do that anyway???? Sometimes I'm so blonde I surprise myself!

I really empathise with you on the Thanksgiving thing! I've been there! Unfortunately we don't have the prob any more... they're all gone except crazy Mom...

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

OH NO!!!!
LOOK OUT BLONDE IN THE HOUSE

I'm sorry PSP... I was really laughing at Stephs joke...
How did I do that anyway???? Sometimes I'm so blond I surprise myself!

I really empathise with you one the Thanksgiving thing! I've been there! Unfortunately we don't have the prob any more... they're all gone except crazy Mom...

Al.....Al's joke blondie...

 

[paigevz]

Al posted a joke, RB...............

 

[Rella Bella]

Al.....Al's joke blondie...

You know there are days you should just go back to bed and start over...
yep... not a bad idea....

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

You know there are days you should just go back to bed and start over...
yep... not a bad idea....

But you provide the entertainment!

I do it all the time.... Have the blonde moments that is....

 

[Rella Bella]

Here's a drive-by joke for my friends:

Speed Trap

A state trooper spied a car puttering along at 22 MPH. So he turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that five old guys were inside, and they looked wide-eyed and terribly pale.
The driver pleaded with him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Sir," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous."

"I beg to differ, Officer, I was doing the speed limit exactly: twenty-two miles an hour!" the old man said.

The trooper, chuckling, explained to him that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the man grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out his error.

"But before I let you go, Sir, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These guys seem awfully shaken."

"Oh, they'll be all right in a minute," the old man said. "We just got off Route 119."

ATTENTION CHATTERS!! THIS IS THE JOKE I WAS LAUGHING AT!
Sorry for all the confusion and blondeness!!

 

[princess sparkle p]

Why did the chicken cross the road???



















To prove to the groundhog it could be done!!!

 

[paigevz]

Why did the chicken cross the road???



















To prove to the groundhog it could be done!!!

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Why did the chicken cross the road???



















To prove to the groundhog it could be done!!!

Ok.....I have a TG funny.......I can't post it.....does anyone offend easily? I will PM it to ya....just run the kiddies out of the room for a couple of seconds...

It's not bad at all......before the threads started disappearing, I probably would have posted it.....now I am paranoid.....

 

[paigevz]

You know what my dad said to my son? He told him when he could sit still, he'd take him deer hunting. Now, never mind that all of the family has been told the child will NOT hunt until at LEAST age 12, and then only if I deem him ready...............but he is clinically hyperactive...........he CAN'T sit still and dad knows it. Way to set the kid up for failure...............

He just told me that today.............

 

[momrek06]

HOWDY CHATTERS...I am doin' a driveby... ...Chris and Di are showing up any minute and showing us their costumes...and then I have to hit Wal-Mart!!

Just wanted to say Good Saturday to all

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Hi Chatters.

I had to take the younger girls to get physicals. Ainslee could not pee in the cup. We had to leave and return two times!!! We also went to lunch at Ollie's. I do not want to leave the house the rest of the weekend. (Sinus infection)

What's new? Did anyone else post their pics since last night? Steph? Al? Psp?

 

[paigevz]

Ok.....I have a TG funny.......I can't post it.....does anyone offend easily? I will PM it to ya....just run the kiddies out of the room for a couple of seconds...

It's not bad at all......before the threads started disappearing, I probably would have posted it.....now I am paranoid.....

PM me Stephie!