The Mad Chatters thread Part 5

[paigevz]

Or how about this one...

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''

''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''

 

[Bbgrizzle]

That's cute, AL!

 

[paigevz]

What's for lunch?

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

What's for lunch?

Just sent DH out to pick up some deli sandwiches for us - yummy to my tummy

 

[paigevz]

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

OMG - I just fell out of my chair

 

[paigevz]

Just sent DH out to pick up some deli sandwiches for us - yummy to my tummy

That sounds good................what kind?

 

[Bbgrizzle]

I showed DH and two of my DDs so they could get a roll out of it too!

 

[paigevz]

Steph, is it okay to talk about food?

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

That sounds good................what kind?

I'm pretty boring with sandwiches - I go for roast beef & cheese with mayo and pickles...I tried to be daring once and add some lettuce, but I just couldn't handle it.

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Steph, is it okay to talk about food?

Yep......My tummy is feeling better.......If I could just chop my head off all would be good.....

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Lunch? Is it already lunch time? 12:30, guess so. I'm not sure what we'll have though.

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Yep......My tummy is feeling better.......If I could just chop my head off all would be good.....

Steph, that's how I felt the other day. I wanted to chop my head off.

 

[paigevz]

Yep......My tummy is feeling better.......If I could just chop my head off all would be good.....

Poor Stephie...............

I am really wanting a Chipotle fajita bowl with sour cream................

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

 

[paigevz]

The Shiny-Walled Box Thingie

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"

The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.

The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.

The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Steph, that's how I felt the other day. I wanted to chop my head off.

At least I don't have to deal with my inlaws today so that is a plus....

I haven't eaten much in two days, so I am starving! Wonder what I could talk hubby into going to get? Mexican food sounds yummy.....

 

[paigevz]

Sorry guys, I'm on the phone with my mom......................can't do too much chatting in two places. But I can do a little!

 

[paigevz]

At least I don't have to deal with my inlaws today so that is a plus....

I haven't eaten much in two days, so I am starving! Wonder what I could talk hubby into going to get? Mexican food sounds yummy.....

I've had tea, two pieces of toast, two tortillas and 3 crackers...........in 2 days.................