The Mad Chatters thread Part 5

[Bbgrizzle]

Well shoot, I thought you girls would be dazzled by the way I quoted all 3 of you in one post!! It wasn't easy, ya know.

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

Well shoot, I thought you girls would be dazzled by the way I quoted all 3 of you in one post!! It wasn't easy, ya know.

I was so completely dazzled that I couldn't come up with an appropriate response

 

[paigevz]

Well shoot, I thought you girls would be dazzled by the way I quoted all 3 of you in one post!! It wasn't easy, ya know.

Umm, sorry Bonnie, I was so dazzled I didn't even see it!

I wasn't paying attention at that particular moment..............

I don't know how to do that. I'm impressed!

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Well shoot, I thought you girls would be dazzled by the way I quoted all 3 of you in one post!! It wasn't easy, ya know.

I was clueless......didn't I tell you that my cold came with a case of the stupids? My brain isn't working right....

 

[paigevz]

Don't everybody talk at once...............

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

I could sing...

 

[paigevz]

I could sing...

NO!!!!

 

[paigevz]

NO!!!!

But of course I mean that in the best possible way................

 

[Disneyland1084]

Howdy!!!! Well, I finished vaccuming upstairs.

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Brb

 

[paigevz]

So, let's talk about me some more then..............

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Brb

Great Teresa!! You made Steph leave!

Just kidding!! Hi Teresa! How are you today?

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

So, let's talk about me some more then..............

How's the clap?

 

[paigevz]

Teresa! Back from the brink!

Bonnie, I think I offended Al..............that's 6................ Oh, I forgot, I also offended you..........that's 7. I'm hopeless, I'm afraid.

 

[Disneyland1084]

Pretty good Bonnie! And you? My bugaboo is sitting next to me now in her carrier. I think she's bored, so I'm going to go play with her now. I'll be back later!

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

Teresa! Back from the brink!

Bonnie, I think I offended Al..............that's 6................ Oh, I forgot, I also offended you..........that's 7. I'm hopeless, I'm afraid.

I cannot be offended in my sleep-deprived state...it would take too much brain power to process

 

[Bbgrizzle]

How's the clap?

 

[Bbgrizzle]

Pretty good Bonnie! And you? My bugaboo is sitting next to me now in her carrier. I think she's bored, so I'm going to go play with her now. I'll be back later!

Girl, you don't stay long, do you? See ya later, Teresa!

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

Okay, so these two guys go into a bar...

 

[Al and Kate's Mom]

Or how about this one...

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there.
''Why?'' he asks.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.

St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''

''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''