The Mad Chatters thread Part 18

[Squidrific]

Just fit in to the sport's nuts.

Squid, I thought you said you didn't own a bike. What's this then?

It was awfully nice of Toots to hold that umbrella for me. What you don't realize is that apparently the Zebra in the background was terribly offended by umbrellas. He charged right after the picture was taken and mangled my beautiful bike something terrible. Toots and I had to "hoof" it after that!

 

[coles1mom]

What is worse? COMB LICKER OR COMB OVER?????

His fingers look wet. I'll take comb licker for $100. Heaven only knows where those fingers have been.

 

[coles1mom]

I hear you 2 were quite the Ditty Bops back then.

 

[UtahMama]

I hear you 2 were quite the Ditty Bops back then.

 

[harleyquinn]

I wanted to regale you all with tales of my DH's saggy greyies


Ok harleyquinn fill us in.

Welcome back

There was a stretch a while ago where all of these funny potty humor threads sprung up over the course of a couple of days and EVERYBODY was getting tagged. So one popped up about underwear--sort of a boxer vs brief thing that degraded into a bunch of funny posts.

I caught it at what I thought was the end and I posted that I was bummed that I couldn't regale them all with stories about my DH's undies, which I refer to as "saggy greyies" as apposed to tighty whities. And I got tagged...didn't even have to post any stories! lol

I see the chatters have branched out.

I am an original Chatter from back in the day. I tend to disappear a lot--especially if I'm planning a trip to WDW. But I'll hang around now that I know you all are here!!

 

[harleyquinn]

Wow UM (Wendy? Is that your real name?) that one chick looks fake!

(BTW, your edit didn't have anything to do with a misspelling of Ditty did it? Hmmm?)

 

[UtahMama]

Wow UM (Wendy? Is that your real name?) that one chick looks fake!

(BTW, your edit didn't have anything to do with a misspelling of Ditty did it? Hmmm?)

Yes, Um is my real name . The only time this confuses me is when someone
is "thinking" by saying "UMmmm".

She does look plasticy.

And, Nice to meet ya!

 

[coles1mom]

Reason: *dont ask*

You never let me have any fun

 

[2girlsmom]

I thought she was referring to that old military phrase, don't ask, don't tell?

 

[Squidrific]

Is it supposed to be ditty? My dyslexia made it "dirty" to me. Ok, maybe it wasn't dyslexia and just my tendency to look for the "dirty" in everything!

 

[2girlsmom]

Is it supposed to be ditty? My dyslexia made it "dirty" to me. Ok, maybe it wasn't dyslexia and just my tendency to look for the "dirty" in everything!

 

[Squidrific]

 

[coles1mom]

I'm so much cooler on line.

Well at my age, you can't kini in public.

 

[2girlsmom]

I am actually pretty shy and quiet type IRL...

 

[Goofster57]

Is it supposed to be ditty? My dyslexia made it "dirty" to me. Ok, maybe it wasn't dyslexia and just my tendency to look for the "dirty" in everything!

Look at Me!!! Look at Me!!!!!

 

[UtahMama]

Is it supposed to be ditty? My dyslexia made it "dirty" to me. Ok, maybe it wasn't dyslexia and just my tendency to look for the "dirty" in everything!

Uh, I don't have dyslexia and I "go there" wayyy too much.

Look at Me!!! Look at Me!!!!!

I've never seen you so how can I LOOK at you? Hmmm, Mr. subtle-hidden-naughty-bar-code-avatar??
Feel free to either: a.) post a photobucket stud muffin b.) post a real picture of you (highly recommended) or, 3.) continue to be an enigma wrapped in a mystery

I'm so much cooler on line.

Well at my age, you can't kini in public.

Sure you can! I'm 41 and 25 (or 30...UGH 35 tops) pounds overweight and will IF I have a sarong that is long enough to cover the "danger zone" AND I'm in a country where I'll NEVER see any of the people ever again. See? Sexy is all in the head

 

[kimmar067]

Uh, I don't have dyslexia and I "go there" wayyy too much.

...that's what happens when you mix the 'Beverly' with vodka....

 

[kimmar067]

What is worse? COMB LICKER OR COMB OVER?????

....I'd say they were neck-and-neck....

 

[coles1mom]

Do I need to drag that coffin out again

 

[Squidrific]

Do I need to drag that coffin out again

Who scared off Bonnie? Was it me? I can post more pictures Bonnie if you don't start showing up!!!