The Mad Chatters thread Part 17

[Squidrific]

Luuucy, I'm hoooooome! And feeling the love! Sheesh! "Shannon what?"
HAHAHA!! Don't make me come through this screen & give all of you a beating!






I'm blonde. Remind me again how many hours are in a day?



Welcome back Cheryl! Hope Rob and your DH had a nice bonding moment. Glad you had a great time at WDW. Bonnet Creek sounds really nice!



Shannon? Never heard of her.



And while your at it, can someone explain the birds and the bees to me? And quantum mechanics?

quantum mechanics? or quantum physics? Hold on and let me break out my flow chart

 

[luvmyboys]

quantum mechanics? or quantum physics? Hold on and let me break out my flow chart

Please Squid. I'm gonna have to draw the line here! NO ONE wants to see a chart of your flow!

 

[RobInBigKC]

So I see that Shannon is still missing. Did Rob say something that offended her?

I dunno...maybe Rob ran her off!!

Ha ha! You two are soooooo funny -- NOT! Although the answer to Squiddy's question is "Probably."

Luuucy, I'm hoooooome! And feeling the love! Sheesh! "Shannon what?"
HAHAHA!! Don't make me come through this screen & give all of you a beating!

Please Squid. I'm gonna have to draw the line here! NO ONE wants to see a chart of your flow!

Eeeewwwwww. Talk about placing an image in our innocent minds.

-- Rob

 

[Squidrific]

Please Squid. I'm gonna have to draw the line here! NO ONE wants to see a chart of your flow!

You know I expected that from Rob, but not you! I'm so disappointed. Bonnie and I want to know why you aren't on MSN.

 

[luvmyboys]

Because I've spent the last 45 min. helping Reece download songs for his iPod, and figure out how the hell to have 2 iTunes accounts on the same computer. Is that boring enough for ya?

 

[luvmyboys]

Ha ha! You two are soooooo funny -- NOT! Although the answer to Squiddy's question is "Probably."





Eeeewwwwww. Talk about placing an image in our innocent minds.

-- Rob

It would take a global initiative to offend me Rob! I'm a tough nut to crack! And speaking of nuts... (no, not those kind Rob)!!

We've known for a while that Riley (3 yr old) is allergic to pistachios, but I think we found out conclusively that he is also allergic (HIGHLY) to cashews, pecans, and/or almonds! Ryan and I were eating them during our lovely date movie the other night, and must've gotten "nut dust" (CAN it you pervs) on the couch. Today, Riley put his head down on the couch, and within 2 minutes his eyes were red, & watery, and proceeded to swell up like someone had punched him. Then the nose started running and he got a couple of hives. So, it's back to the Dr. we go for more allergy tests. Food allergies are scary!!

Anyway, I'm heading to bed, so y'all will have to have fun on MSN without me. It may be futile, but please try to carry on! I promise I'll be a better DISer tomorrow!!!!

 

[Toot Sweet]

Please Squid. I'm gonna have to draw the line here! NO ONE wants to see a chart of your flow!

You nasty hag!

You know I expected that from Rob, but not you! I'm so disappointed. Bonnie and I want to know why you aren't on MSN.

Speak for yourself, Squid! I'm skeert of Shannon!

Because I've spent the last 45 min. helping Reece download songs for his iPod, and figure out how the hell to have 2 iTunes accounts on the same computer. Is that boring enough for ya?

A likely tale.....

What did you do today Shannon? I took Ainslee on a date to Cheeseburger in Paradise! You and I still need to return to that joint! Or go to Carrabbas for filet marsala.....

 

[Squidrific]

It would take a global initiative to offend me Rob! I'm a tough nut to crack! And speaking of nuts... (no, not those kind Rob)!!

We've known for a while that Riley (3 yr old) is allergic to pistachios, but I think we found out conclusively that he is also allergic (HIGHLY) to cashews, pecans, and/or almonds! Ryan and I were eating them during our lovely date movie the other night, and must've gotten "nut dust" (CAN it you pervs) on the couch. Today, Riley put his head down on the couch, and within 2 minutes his eyes were red, & watery, and proceeded to swell up like someone had punched him. Then the nose started running and he got a couple of hives. So, it's back to the Dr. we go for more allergy tests. Food allergies are scary!!

Anyway, I'm heading to bed, so y'all will have to have fun on MSN without me. It may be futile, but please try to carry on! I promise I'll be a better DISer tomorrow!!!!

What the H? You can't even stop by and say hi? HAG!!

 

[Toot Sweet]

Shannon sucks! But I love her anyway!


Night, hag! Hope your DS is feeling better.

 

[RobInBigKC]

Because I've spent the last 45 min. helping Reece download songs for his iPod, and figure out how the hell to have 2 iTunes accounts on the same computer. Is that boring enough for ya?

Hey! I was doing the same thing with DS12, except it only took me 10 minutes. Do you really mean two separate accounts or just two iPods? Why would you want to have separate accounts? Unless you have a positive balance and don't want someone else spending your money? That's one drawback we have around here -- I'll put in a $15 iTunes gift card, spend $4, and the rest will be gone when I get back on a couple of days later.

What the H? You can't even stop by and say hi? HAG!!

Maybe she's on her way to some "quality time" with her DH!

-- Rob

 

[luvmyboys]

Yes Squid, I suck. And yes Bonnie, you should be skeert of me. When do ya wanna go get some filet marsala?

Hey! I was doing the same thing with DS12, except it only took me 10 minutes. Do you really mean two separate accounts or just two iPods? Why would you want to have separate accounts? Unless you have a positive balance and don't want someone else spending your money? That's one drawback we have around here -- I'll put in a $15 iTunes gift card, spend $4, and the rest will be gone when I get back on a couple of days later.


Maybe she's on her way to some "quality time" with her DH!

-- Rob

Ding ding ding!!! We HAVE a winner!!!! Also, Reece wants to be "independent" and have his own account. And also, not all of the songs on my account are child-appropriate!

And FYI, DH was playing World of Warcraft last night. Definitely NOT quality time! I was just worn out from the gym , and from cleaning bathrooms all day. Could hardly keep my eyes open...

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Hi chatters! I haven't graced you with my presence in forever!! Did you miss me? I know you did.

So I finally got my Christmas tree down yesterday. I have no excuse other than laziness. And Christmas trees hate me. I have never ever owned one that didn't fight back. My hands and arms look like I'm a hillbilly who tried to make a meal out of a bobcat!

Any Jay news? Is there a bambino yet? My nephew and his wife had a baby girl Wednesday night. Mina Isabella. Or Meana or something like that. But crazy SIL is the baby's grandmother, so I haven't gotten to see the baby yet. That plus a trip to see the baby would require a trip in the car with MIL and I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire (100 pts if you know the movie) than do that.

Hope you are all well. And meeting soon!!! I'm excited for you guys, but I'm jealous!!! Of course now I don't have to worry about Bonnie and her q-tips, so there is an upside.

Later gators!

 

[luvmyboys]

So I finally got my Christmas tree down yesterday. I have no excuse other than laziness. And Christmas trees hate me. I have never ever owned one that didn't fight back. My hands and arms look like I'm a hillbilly who tried to make a meal out of a bobcat!

That plus a trip to see the baby would require a trip in the car with MIL and I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire (100 pts if you know the movie) than do that.

Hope you are all well. And meeting soon!!! I'm excited for you guys, but I'm jealous!!! Of course now I don't have to worry about Bonnie and her q-tips, so there is an upside.

Later gators!

Hi Stephanie!

1. Round 1 goes to.... the Christmas tree! (You might want to ask Squiddy for that bobcat recipe.)
2.I think that line is from one of the Young Guns movies. But I don't know which one...
3. Could you please explain Bonnie's fascination with Q-tips to me? Quite frankly, I feel like I should duct-tape my mucous membranes before hanging out with her!

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

Hi Stephanie!

1. Round 1 goes to.... the Christmas tree! (You might want to ask Squiddy for that bobcat recipe.)
2.I think that line is from one of the Young Guns movies. But I don't know which one...
3. Could you please explain Bonnie's fascination with Q-tips to me? Quite frankly, I feel like I should duct-tape my mucous membranes before hanging out with her!

Hey Shannon!

Psh, more like round 58. Those suckers are of the devil. I'm convinced.

100 points to you!! Coming to you straight from the 80's. I'll either award you the 100 pts or a can of Aquanet. Your choice.

And I have no idea. You gotta wonder about someone who gets so much pleasure from cotton on a stick. But, at least she's easily amused! LY/MI Bon!!

 

[Toot Sweet]

Hi chatters! I haven't graced you with my presence in forever!! Did you miss me? I know you did.

So I finally got my Christmas tree down yesterday. I have no excuse other than laziness. And Christmas trees hate me. I have never ever owned one that didn't fight back. My hands and arms look like I'm a hillbilly who tried to make a meal out of a bobcat!

Any Jay news? Is there a bambino yet? My nephew and his wife had a baby girl Wednesday night. Mina Isabella. Or Meana or something like that. But crazy SIL is the baby's grandmother, so I haven't gotten to see the baby yet. That plus a trip to see the baby would require a trip in the car with MIL and I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire (100 pts if you know the movie) than do that.

Hope you are all well. And meeting soon!!! I'm excited for you guys, but I'm jealous!!! Of course now I don't have to worry about Bonnie and her q-tips, so there is an upside.

Later gators!

STEPHANIE!!!! The prodigal hag! I'm mighty pleased to see you!

Nope, no bambino for Jay, at least not that we know of. She doesn't really post much anymore. But I sure hope she lets us know when the wee bairn arrives!

Hi Stephanie!

1. Round 1 goes to.... the Christmas tree! (You might want to ask Squiddy for that bobcat recipe.)
2.I think that line is from one of the Young Guns movies. But I don't know which one...
3. Could you please explain Bonnie's fascination with Q-tips to me? Quite frankly, I feel like I should duct-tape my mucous membranes before hanging out with her!

And you should wear elastic-waiste pants around me too. It's for your own good. Trust me...you'll like it!

Hey Shannon!

Psh, more like round 58. Those suckers are of the devil. I'm convinced.

100 points to you!! Coming to you straight from the 80's. I'll either award you the 100 pts or a can of Aquanet. Your choice.

And I have no idea. You gotta wonder about someone who gets so much pleasure from cotton on a stick. But, at least she's easily amused! LY/MI Bon!!

Who wouldn't enjoy a swab? And those double ended ones are truly marvelous! Two ends for the price of one!

So Steph, what have you been doing with your haggy self these days? Did you shave your armpits yet?

 

[luvmyboys]

Just got back from a surprise lunch that stemmed from the surprise visit of my MIL. Apparently my 15 yr old SIL had some soccer thing in the area (they live an hour from here) and they decided to swing by. So of course my house was NOT company-ready! But at least they took us out for lunch.

Went to Glory Days Grill-- a sports bar, so DH and SFIL were happy. Along with a yummy bleu cheese burger, I got a wet crotch. Riley knocked his full drink alllll over the table, which of course, was tilted DIRECTLY at my lap. I love walking out of a restaurant with that "peed in my pants" look happening, don't you?

Hey Shannon!

Psh, more like round 58. Those suckers are of the devil. I'm convinced.

100 points to you!! Coming to you straight from the 80's. I'll either award you the 100 pts or a can of Aquanet. Your choice.

And I have no idea. You gotta wonder about someone who gets so much pleasure from cotton on a stick. But, at least she's easily amused! LY/MI Bon!!

Ooooh! I'll take the Aquanet please (Super hold, right?) I bet I can bring the hair helmut back in style!

about the pleasurable cotton stick comment! Ewwwww!

And you should wear elastic-waiste pants around me too. It's for your own good. Trust me...you'll like it!

You have a thing for Grandma pants?

Who wouldn't enjoy a swab? And those double ended ones are truly marvelous! Two ends for the price of one!

Right here! Me me me!!! No swabbing for me!!!!

 

[jaycns]

A super quick update...I am going to be admitted (AGAIN) tonight. If tests they run tonight come back okay, then hopefully we will have a he-bat by tomorrow night. I will post an update just as soon as I can. And if a chatter calls my cell and leaves me a number, I will make sure to give a shout out as soon as I can do that.

Be good you naughty little hags! Hopefully next time I post it is with spit up on my shirt and a baby in my arms!!

 

[Toot Sweet]

Hey, Chatters!

Went to the ojo doctor today and I am getting spectacles! They will be ready on Wednesday.

We went to Applebees for a late lunch, and BOY was I tempted to cheat on my diet! But I stayed strong!

Yes Squid, I suck. And yes Bonnie, you should be skeert of me. When do ya wanna go get some filet marsala?

On Saturday at 2:30, hag!! Can't wait!! But no bread for me.

Just got back from a surprise lunch that stemmed from the surprise visit of my MIL. Apparently my 15 yr old SIL had some soccer thing in the area (they live an hour from here) and they decided to swing by. So of course my house was NOT company-ready! But at least they took us out for lunch.

Went to Glory Days Grill-- a sports bar, so DH and SFIL were happy. Along with a yummy bleu cheese burger, I got a wet crotch. Riley knocked his full drink alllll over the table, which of course, was tilted DIRECTLY at my lap. I love walking out of a restaurant with that "peed in my pants" look happening, don't you?

Right here! Me me me!!! No swabbing for me!!!!

So you don't swab decks then? Guess I can't take YOU piratin'!!

LOL about the wet crotch comment! I hate when that happens!

A super quick update...I am going to be admitted (AGAIN) tonight. If tests they run tonight come back okay, then hopefully we will have a he-bat by tomorrow night. I will post an update just as soon as I can. And if a chatter calls my cell and leaves me a number, I will make sure to give a shout out as soon as I can do that.

Be good you naughty little hags! Hopefully next time I post it is with spit up on my shirt and a baby in my arms!!

Jay! How exciting, lady!! Be sure to keep us posted! I'm waiting with baited breath! Which makes me smell like Squiddy!

 

[Ready to go in Ok]

STEPHANIE!!!! The prodigal hag! I'm mighty pleased to see you!

Nope, no bambino for Jay, at least not that we know of. She doesn't really post much anymore. But I sure hope she lets us know when the wee bairn arrives!



And you should wear elastic-waiste pants around me too. It's for your own good. Trust me...you'll like it!





Who wouldn't enjoy a swab? And those double ended ones are truly marvelous! Two ends for the price of one!

So Steph, what have you been doing with your haggy self these days? Did you shave your armpits yet?

Just make sure you don't have holy undies. Just sayin.

Girl, you know me. Just work and taking care of the family. Which is more work. And you know how lazy I am so I'm not liking it worth a toot!! And no, of course not! I consider it insulation. Helps keep me warm during these cold winter days.

Ooooh! I'll take the Aquanet please (Super hold, right?) I bet I can bring the hair helmut back in style!

about the pleasurable cotton stick comment! Ewwwww!

Hey, I'd LOVE for 80's hair to come back. I was the mousse frizzed out queen! I'd be rockin it!!

A super quick update...I am going to be admitted (AGAIN) tonight. If tests they run tonight come back okay, then hopefully we will have a he-bat by tomorrow night. I will post an update just as soon as I can. And if a chatter calls my cell and leaves me a number, I will make sure to give a shout out as soon as I can do that.

Be good you naughty little hags! Hopefully next time I post it is with spit up on my shirt and a baby in my arms!!

Jay!!!!!!!!! I'm so happy for you lady! I hope you have - you know, I don't know what name you settled on!! Anyway, I hope he's in your arms tomorrow!! I would call you but I don't have your cell. If anyone has it, pass it along would ya! Please and thank you. Love ya lady!!

 

[luvmyboys]

A super quick update...I am going to be admitted (AGAIN) tonight. If tests they run tonight come back okay, then hopefully we will have a he-bat by tomorrow night. I will post an update just as soon as I can. And if a chatter calls my cell and leaves me a number, I will make sure to give a shout out as soon as I can do that.

Be good you naughty little hags! Hopefully next time I post it is with spit up on my shirt and a baby in my arms!!

Yay!!! Best of luck on the delivery! Before you know it, you'll have a beautiful little boy to snuggle with!

Hey, Chatters!

Went to the ojo doctor today and I am getting spectacles! They will be ready on Wednesday.

So you don't swab decks then? Guess I can't take YOU piratin'!!

Oh no!! Just think of the havoc Bonnie will be able to wreak upon us if she can actually SEE us!!!! Run Chatters, Run!!!! (if you're on your best behavior Saturday, then maybe I'll consider lootin & pillagin with ya!)

Hey, I'd LOVE for 80's hair to come back. I was the mousse frizzed out queen! I'd be rockin it!!

Nothing says "I'm a fashionista" like mall bangs and peg-rolled jeans! I'm IN! But I can't do jeans w/ holes in the knees. I once broke my arm trying to get a pair of "so cool" holey-kneed jeans off. Sad, but true!