The Mad Chatters thread Part 17

[Rella Bella]

Time for a little Hagaroke! "Don't cha wish your chatter was a freak like me? Don't cha? Don't cha?"

Ack! Another song on the playlist "I saw Squiddy squeezing Saaaaanta Claus..."


And that concludes the evening broadcast of Hags Across America. I'm your host, Shanaynay. Tune in tomorrow for another exciting episode filled with heckling, mangled Christmas songs, and thinly veiled references to the nocturnal habits of a certain tentacled cephalopod!

ROCK ON SHANNON!!!!

 

[Squidrific]

ROCK ON SHANNON!!!!

Rella please don't encourage her!

 

[Toot Sweet]

I'm off to bed. Good night, you crazy beasts!

 

[Rella Bella]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

want a HAG-opotomus for Christmas!

Only a HAG-opotmus will do!!

 

[Toot Sweet]

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

want a HAG-opotomus for Christmas!

Only a HAG-opotmus will do!!

I love it, Rella!!


Night!

 

[RobInBigKC]

YOUR chatters??? Don't know where THEY are.... but we are here!
Are we good enough?

Yeah, you all were her Wednesday evening but where were you last night?

Now Rob's TAKING things from us????? RUDE and inconsiderate.

I don't have to take things from you. I'm a winner!!! Two days in a row, I've "won" about $25 each day.

Yesterday, I received a $25 gift card in mail from Target which I won by entering a drawing on Target.com the week of Thanksgiving.

Tonight, I took DS15 to O'Charley's. I had grilled salmon with a salad and a aded baked potato and creme brulee cheesecake and a soft drink. He had some fancy schmancy roast beef sandwich with Au Jus sauce, broccoli rice casserole, and a soft drink. My total bill: ZERO -- nothing -- free. The manager brought our food to us (hot, correct, and promptly) and said that "Santa came early" and there would be no bill and we were welcome to order dessert if we wanted.

Here's some visual proof (as if I would lie to my good friends) of my winnings:

Now, the question is, "What will Rob win on Thursday?"

-- Rob

 

[luvmyboys]

Shannon, we are on MSN, come chat with us, hag. And I didn't give Riley a toy! I don't know who that was! But I'll take the credit!

It was the woman you were working with yesterday (what is her name?). She came running at the door gesturing wildly to me, while you were singin to the kids. Truth be told, by the look in her eye, I thought I was going to get a beat-down for interrupting circle time! But she said "This is your son's? I found!" I thought maybe you had told her to give it to me. So tell her that Riley (and mom) send out a big, fat "Phank whew!"

Sorry your box hasn't blown yet Shanaynay - sounds like a personal problem to me!

TICK. TICK. TICK. The time is drawing nigh.

Rella please don't encourage her!

Puhlease! Like I need any encouragement! As IF!! (great song Rella! I bet Squiddy will have that little ditty running through her mind all day!)

Yeah, you all were her Wednesday evening but where were you last night?


I don't have to take things from you. I'm a winner!!! Two days in a row, I've "won" about $25 each day.

Yesterday, I received a $25 gift card in mail from Target which I won by entering a drawing on Target.com the week of Thanksgiving.

Tonight, I took DS15 to O'Charley's. I had grilled salmon with a salad and a aded baked potato and creme brulee cheesecake and a soft drink. He had some fancy schmancy roast beef sandwich with Au Jus sauce, broccoli rice casserole, and a soft drink. My total bill: ZERO -- nothing -- free. The manager brought our food to us (hot, correct, and promptly) and said that "Santa came early" and there would be no bill and we were welcome to order dessert if we wanted.

Here's some visual proof (as if I would lie to my good friends) of my winnings:

Now, the question is, "What will Rob win on Thursday?"

-- Rob

Congrats you lucky man you! (The only thing I've ever won was a bike, and that took 4 Mondays in a row, and a huuuuuge bar tab. I proceeded to ride said bike around the bar (in a dress) and was kindly asked to leave!!!! )

Good luck with today's windfall!

 

[RobInBigKC]

Congrats you lucky man you! (The only thing I've ever won was a bike, and that took 4 Mondays in a row, and a huuuuuge bar tab. I proceeded to ride said bike around the bar (in a dress) and was kindly asked to leave!!!! )

I'm guessing this second part happened (happens?) fairly often.

I've won lots of little things (i.e., under $100) over the years but am still waiting for the BIG payout!

-- Rob

 

[luvmyboys]

I'm guessing this second part happened (happens?) fairly often.

I've won lots of little things (i.e., under $100) over the years but am still waiting for the BIG payout!

-- Rob

Har har har!! You vewy funny Wob, vewy funny!

For your information BUB, that was the one & only time I've ever been kicked out of anywhere! (closing down a bar doesn't count). And these days, I don't go anywhere or do anything "bouncer-worthy." The life of a suburban mom.... one big party!!!

 

[RobInBigKC]

On my way to Reece's school for holiday party-- wonder if I can get myself kicked out of there???

Maybe if you refer to it obnoxiously often as a "Christmas" party?

-- Rob

 

[Rella Bella]

Happy Thursday Hags!
Nice to chat last night! Except we missed some of you....

Like Stepheroooooooooooooonie... who is obviously still iced in after the storm.
I miss you friend... hope you're doing ok.

And Jay... who is busy sleeping and teaching while lounging.
I'm sendingprayers & happy thoughts your way my friend!

And Lisa.... who is MIA WAY WAY to much!
What has happened to my 100 post a day friend????

And Shannon... who was more interested in dh last night!
Yougogirl!





I'm so sad that some of the packages haven't made it yet! Since Bonnie and Shannon both live in Virginia and don't have presents it is clearly a virginia problem! I am personally very grateful that at least the outgoing mail seems to be doing ok. I hope everything arrives in time for our party tomorrow!!
arty: arty:

Puhlease! Like I need any encouragement! As IF!! (great song Rella! I bet Squiddy will have that little ditty running through her mind all day!)

Oh Shannon... we can only hope!

OOOOOHHHHH IIIIIIIIIIII want a Hag-opotomus for Christmas....

Have a happy Thursday Hag-O's!

 

[Toot Sweet]

Howdy Howdy Howdy!

Where are the hags? Rella, are you still here?

Well, even though my class party is not until tomorrow, I scored on some Christmas loot today!

Shannon, you know, yesterday after circle time was over I asked my assistant what you had said when you were at the door. And she was like, "What did she say? What? " and I was like "No, my FRIEND. Did she say anything when she came to the door?" and she was like "No, she did not say anything". She said nothing about the toy or anything. So then today she told me, "Your friend came to the door yesterday and I gave her the toy her son lost". Like I had never asked her about it yesterday. Sometimes communication is a little difficult with the language barrier between us. Sometimes she drives me batty! But she is a groovy chick and a hard worker, I'm glad to have her for an assistant.



Rob, congrats on the winnings! But don't you worry, no matter how much you win, you will still remain a loser in my eyes.


Squiddy, where are you today, hag? I KNOW you don't have anything meaningful to do at work! Did you get all the presents wrapped?


Trisha, hope you are having a lovely day. What is that facial scrubby stuff (like microdermabrasion) from Philosophy that I like? Do you remember? DH wants to go shopping for me at Sephora today but I can't remember the name of that dookey!

 

[RobInBigKC]

Rob, congrats on the winnings! But don't you worry, no matter how much you win, you will still remain a loser in my eyes.

But, of course, Bonnie. When I failed to marry you earlier in life, I fell into that classification forever.

-- Rob

 

[Toot Sweet]

But, of course, Bonnie. When I failed to marry you earlier in life, I fell into that classification forever.

-- Rob

HAHAHHAHAHAHA!! That was a most charming answer.

What's new with you? Are the gifts all wrapped at your house? I have yet to wrap a single gift!

 

[Squidrific]

I'm around hag - you need to PM me when you sign on so that I get the e-mail and sign on to talk which you!

You can tell Rob is a married man - he has the standard answers down pat to please a woman! BTW - I'm brushing my long hair right now Robbie!

 

[RobInBigKC]

HAHAHHAHAHAHA!! That was a most charming answer.

What's new with you? Are the gifts all wrapped at your house? I have yet to wrap a single gift!

Gifts are all wrapped but DW handles most of that. My job is to run Santa's Workshop and that is what I've been doing for an hour or two a night for the past two nights working on the big gift that Santa will be bringing as well as some of the smaller stuff (at our home, the stuff Santa brings is completely 100% ready to go when the kids first see it so it takes some extra prep to get to that stage). It would be much easier if Santa just brought video game discs only.

-- Rob

 

[Squidrific]

Gifts are all wrapped but DW handles most of that. My job is to run Santa's Workshop and that is what I've been doing for an hour or two a night for the past two nights working on the big gift that Santa will be bringing as well as some of the smaller stuff (at our home, the stuff Santa brings is completely 100% ready to go when the kids first see it so it takes some extra prep to get to that stage). It would be much easier if Santa just brought video game discs only.

-- Rob

Santa can be sooooo insensitive sometimes!

 

[RobInBigKC]

You can tell Rob is a married man - he has the standard answers down pat to please a woman! BTW - I'm brushing my long hair right now Robbie!

Maybe...

-- Rob

 

[Squidrific]

Well I guess we ran Bonnie off.

 

[RobInBigKC]

Well I guess we ran Bonnie off.

Um, YOU ran Bonnie off. I was "most charming". Or at least my answer was.

-- Rob