The Mad Chatters thread Part 17

[kaw1218]

Doing just fine

 

[kaw1218]

I miss ya! Just wanted to stop by and tell you that.

And now, I'm going to bed

 

[Toot Sweet]

I miss ya! Just wanted to stop by and tell you that.

And now, I'm going to bed

Thanks for stopping in, Kelly! You rock my socks! Good night, lady!

 

[kaw1218]

Thanks for stopping in, Kelly! You rock my socks! Good night, lady!

 

[PrincessPAC]

Hey everyone. I noticed someone said something about potty training. Well, I am having a heck of a time potty training DD right now. She absolutely refuses to wear panties! (Hopefully this is a habit she'll outgrow before high school ) The boys were easy to PT. I would let them pee of the back porch if they wanted to & thought that was so cool - hey, it worked. Can't really do that with DD, though.

 

[Squidrific]

Hey, Chatters!! How's it going?

YAY!!! Squidward is BACK!! It sounds like you had a fantastic time that I would have greatly enjoyed. I'm glad you had so much fun! I think you are pulling our collective leg about those dreams you won. Just sayin'.

I'm disappointed in you tooters. You should know that I would never lie about a dream. So I guess you are saying that you are willing to take a chance and go to Vegas with me then??

 

[Toot Sweet]

Hey everyone. I noticed someone said something about potty training. Well, I am having a heck of a time potty training DD right now. She absolutely refuses to wear panties! (Hopefully this is a habit she'll outgrow before high school ) The boys were easy to PT. I would let them pee of the back porch if they wanted to & thought that was so cool - hey, it worked. Can't really do that with DD, though.

Morning, P-PAC!! You came back!! You're braver than I thought...especially now that Squiddy is back! How are you today, lady?

I'm disappointed in you tooters. You should know that I would never lie about a dream. So I guess you are saying that you are willing to take a chance and go to Vegas with me then??

Of course! I'd go ANYWHERE with you, Squidward. Especially Vegas, my native land. I know every nook and cranny of that place, so I could run away and hide, if necessary.

How ya doin', lady! I was just telling T last night I didn't think you liked us anymore.

 

[PrincessPAC]

Morning, P-PAC!! You came back!! You're braver than I thought...especially now that Squiddy is back! How are you today, lady?

Of course I came back! We were extremely busy over the weekend, so I never had a chance to even get near the computer. Isn't it ironic, though, now that I'm back at work, I now have time to DIS?

So, should I be worried about this Squiddy creature?

 

[Toot Sweet]

Of course I came back! We were extremely busy over the weekend, so I never had a chance to even get near the computer. Isn't it ironic, though, now that I'm back at work, I now have time to DIS?

So, should I be worried about this Squiddy creature?

Fer sure! That chick ain't normal.

So is your 5 yo in Kindergarten this year?

 

[PrincessPAC]

So is your 5 yo in Kindergarten this year?

Yes he is, and my oldest is in 3rd grade. And one thing I've noticed - at the Kindergarten age, they are still sweet and loveable. At the 3rd grade age - they learn all about "attitude". There's nothing like having an 8 year old smart off to you first thing in the morning.

 

[luvmyboys]

First, dump the excess liquid out of the shoe.
(Glad I could help. )

You're right Rob. Remiss of me not to acknowledge your little nugget of wisdom. (*in robotic monotone voice*) "thank you for the sage advice Rob. How I managed to get through 30 years w/out your assistance is one of life's great mysteries."

Good Morning all!!!

Hi Kelly!

Good morning, chatters! I am staying home today with a sick Ainslee. But I've already been out and about today, cause I had to take Brent to meet his carpool. So I got me a Starbucks Peppermint Mocha.

Hi Shannon! I ain't there anyway! But you can go to my room and drop off a gift basket or somethin'.

I'm all over it!!!!!

And yes, defintely put on your "face". Are you like me? Do you look like Little Orphan Annie when you don't wear your "eyes"? (Get it? Annie has no eyes in the comic strip! )

Yeah, w/out makeup I look like Orphan Annie. After rigor mortis has set in. Yup-- a little eyeliner goes a looong way to making me look human!

And it's so funny you called me "Limpette". That is a name i have called my sisters many time. But it's based on the fact that we used to call each other "ya limp noodle!" (think Mushu from Mulan) and every variation of it, like "limperella", O-"limp"-ian, etc. Good times!

I figured Limpette was a more flattering term to describe your injury than "the Gimp." Anyone remember the Gimp scene in Pulp Fiction? NOT how you want to be pictured Bon!

Oh, and I for one enjoyed your tip. I jotted it down for future reference. Don't know what's wrong with Shannon these days...she's just ungrateful!

That's me! Completely and utterly without grate! Or, maybe I was just too overwhelmed by the complexity of Rob's suggestion to respond. I am a little slow, you know!

Hey everyone. I noticed someone said something about potty training. Well, I am having a heck of a time potty training DD right now.

A world of fun, isn't it??? Haven't tried the pee'ing off the porch method. I think my HOA might frown upon that. And my neighbor's dog.

I'm disappointed in you tooters. You should know that I would never lie about a dream. So I guess you are saying that you are willing to take a chance and go to Vegas with me then??

I believed ya Squid! The situation is entirely too horrific to be made up! So yeah--- no Vegas. or even Bingo nite. You're THAT unlucky!

 

[RobInBigKC]

You're right Rob. Remiss of me not to acknowledge your little nugget of wisdom. (*in robotic monotone voice*) "thank you for the sage advice Rob. How I managed to get through 30 years w/out your assistance is one of life's great mysteries."

Yeah, w/out makeup I look like Orphan Annie. After rigor mortis has set in. Yup-- a little eyeliner goes a looong way to making me look human!

A world of fun, isn't it??? Haven't tried the pee'ing off the porch method. I think my HOA might frown upon that. And my neighbor's dog.

Good Morning Chatters!!!

I think there might be some sarcasm in that post, some smartypantsness even.

I find this whole line of posts very disturbing. I thought all of the Chatter ladies were naturally beautiful women who just woke up looking pretty.

We're past the potty training stage but our youngest, DS6, still prefers not to wear underwear. He will actually argue back at DW when she makes him wear them.

-- Rob

 

[Toot Sweet]

Yes he is, and my oldest is in 3rd grade. And one thing I've noticed - at the Kindergarten age, they are still sweet and loveable. At the 3rd grade age - they learn all about "attitude". There's nothing like having an 8 year old smart off to you first thing in the morning.

Girl, I taught kindergarten for a few years. They are sneaky at that age, that's fer darn sure! Very adorable though!

Hi Kelly!



I'm all over it!!!!!



Yeah, w/out makeup I look like Orphan Annie. After rigor mortis has set in. Yup-- a little eyeliner goes a looong way to making me look human!



I figured Limpette was a more flattering term to describe your injury than "the Gimp." Anyone remember the Gimp scene in Pulp Fiction? NOT how you want to be pictured Bon!




That's me! Completely and utterly without grate! Or, maybe I was just too overwhelmed by the complexity of Rob's suggestion to respond. I am a little slow, you know!

Shannon, you totally make me laugh. Ya freak. I think I might like you. Even though you are still too scared to hang out with me.

 

[RobInBigKC]

Shannon, you totally make me laugh. Ya freak. I think I might like you. Even though you are still too scared to hang out with me.

Don't feel bad, Bon. I get that alot too.

-- Rob

 

[Toot Sweet]

Don't feel bad, Bon. I get that alot too.

-- Rob

i'm sure you do!

So what are you up to today, Rob?

 

[Squidrific]

Morning, P-PAC!! You came back!! You're braver than I thought...especially now that Squiddy is back! How are you today, lady?



Of course! I'd go ANYWHERE with you, Squidward. Especially Vegas, my native land. I know every nook and cranny of that place, so I could run away and hide, if necessary.

How ya doin', lady! I was just telling T last night I didn't think you liked us anymore.:sad1:

That wasn't nice! I still like T!

 

[Toot Sweet]

That wasn't nice! I still like T!

Up your butt with a coconut.

 

[Squidrific]

Up your butt with a coconut.

Oh great! So you have moved from my ta-tas to my butt. Geez I can hardly wait for February now!

 

[Toot Sweet]

Oh great! So you have moved from my ta-tas to my butt. Geez I can hardly wait for February now!

You know you can't wait to see me again.


P.S. Yo mama!

 

[RobInBigKC]

i'm sure you do!

So what are you up to today, Rob?

You're checking to see if I'm available? Is that it? Was that like an invitation? My one chance to get to come and hang out with you? You were inviting me over to help care for your sick child? Um, sorry, but I think I already have/had plans for the day.

I'm actually working hard today, not just showing up at my workplace. I know, hard to believe, isn't it?

-- Rob