The Losers~Dishes can wait, life can't. Come sit a spell! Winners should walk away.

[fraggle551]

I was rummaging around in the cluttered pantry, looking for loose batteries when I heard something hiss at me. I'm thinking snake, but I dunno what it was because I ran out of there and did the heeby jeeby dance. I didn't have enough courage to go back in there and look for it either.

Now, right before or right after the hissing incident, I went to the bathroom, only to find pee in my bathtub.

As I shared all this info with my fellow Losers, they came to the conclusion that the hissa climbed my pipes into the tub, did a pissa and then moved along.

Then Shay and the Warden were out for a walk, where they saw a hissa and the warden picked it up and it did a pissa on him.

That is great! Well, not for you, but it certainly makes for a great story. Heeby jeeby dance has me . That also may have something to do with the I had with dinner....

I need to shower. Im still in my pj's. Wheres that big 'L' for my forehead?

 

[mdrob214]

Crap!! I still haven't washed DH's socks and pants yet!! Holey Moley, I'm gonna be divorced and DH is gonna be nekkid!!

Naw, he won't leave you--who else will he get to wash he's dirty clothes??

I LOVE godfathers taco pizza too!!! And their dessert pizza. We don't have Godfathers here tho...

Do they still make it with crushed up doritos on top? I'm hungry now

Yep--and I love the taco sauce. It's just Heinz but I can't find it anywhere in stores. Haven't tried the net yet, but they always bring me a TON--there's a note in the computer next to my name. Is it bad when Godfather's know what I like better than DH?

Tink--Skink= I would like those even less than Mickey in my garage (ok that looks funny. I amnot calling you tink-skink! Sorry!)

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

ok im not getting the hissa and pissa. Im guessing a snake is in there somewhere? I used to live out towards the very end of Long Island, on a little dirt road, surrounded by nothing but woods. My mom was doing the laundry once, picked up something from the floor to put in the washing maching, and found baby snakes in our laundry. Im thinkin' thats part of the reason we moved closer to the city.

So snake, yes, no? 'Splain please!

Yes you got you are a smart college girl. What school do you go to?

Crap!! I still haven't washed DH's socks and pants yet!! Holey Moley, I'm gonna be divorced and DH is gonna be nekkid!!

I thought that was how we left them after a divorce.

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

I need to shower. Im still in my pj's. Wheres that big 'L' for my forehead?

It's right there in my siggy. Underneath my "Eat Me" Crab.

 

[LaraK]

Woo Hooo! The boy is asleep!

I'm gonna get me a big ole drink and head over to the lounge for fun and conversation (if anyone is around)

 

[Lintasare]

Pizza is here and it is gud.

 

[Lintasare]

Woo Hooo! The boy is asleep!

I'm gonna get me a big ole drink and head over to the lounge for fun and conversation (if anyone is around)

I am around.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Woo Hooo! The boy is asleep!

I'm gonna get me a big ole drink and head over to the lounge for fun and conversation (if anyone is around)

No more binky fights?


I might head over for a little bit after I get the twosome to bed

 

[Jack-Jack]

Pizza is here and it is gud.

I feel like I was waiting for your pizza in real time.

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Okay the Warden is leaving us now. There is some show on the militery channel he needs to see for the 500th time

He can't watch it until he takes out the trash!

 

[Mkrop]

Well they already charge a delivery charge so I typically only give like 3 bucks tip. If only my delivery guy would bring something extra...and by that I mean a bottle of Coke or buffalo wings.

I like ordering online. So quick and easy. Just a few clicks and I am done.

Now see you dont need online dating

Crap!! I still haven't washed DH's socks and pants yet!! Holey Moley, I'm gonna be divorced and DH is gonna be nekkid!!

yes but will he be catching any bats



Nite honey! (didnt want to be left out )

Fraggle,

Another question: If you are starving and you pull up to your local fast food joint do you :

A) turn your car off and walk into the establishment in hopes of saving the environment and dropping a few pounds

or

B) do you go thru the drive thru and say to heck with the environment I am lazy, hungry and love the CONVIENENCE of a drive thru, give me my darn food

And so far your other answers have you acing the intiation test

Welcome

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Pizza is here and it is gud.

what kind is it?

 

[Thats_for_Shore]

OK, I really must go do the 15 minute super cleaning spree and get those pesky kids to bed before DH comes home and starts the divorce proceedings.

I have to go in the morning to sign DS8 up for football and have him weighed in. Then I have to color MIL's hair because she can't squeeze some crap on her head by herself.

I figure by the time I get back tomorrow I'll have 27 pages to catch up on.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Like this? I'll smile and wave and nod and smile.

but y'all are like

So, I'll just talk to myself.

No we will talk to you JJ. We can talk to you slowwwwwwwwwwwwww if that helps

That is great! Well, not for you, but it certainly makes for a great story. Heeby jeeby dance has me . That also may have something to do with the I had with dinner....

I need to shower. Im still in my pj's. Wheres that big 'L' for my forehead?

We have them swen on our shirts.

 

[fraggle551]

Yes you got you are a smart college girl. What school do you go to?

I go to Sacred Heart University in Connecticut. Catholic school!! You're daughter is very right about the Brita filter. I told my mom and she was just so proud that that is what her daughter managed to learn at college.

Im home for the weekend though. We just got a brand new puppy and I wanted to see her. Plus the bars in CT close too early, and thats just not fun! Speaking of new puppy, she just managed to stick her white face in a bowl of spaghetti sauce, and now shes all red.

Oh and one more thing that I read about...CONGRATS on your wonderful news! My mom has been there as well, and im so glad that you're on your way to recovering

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

I was rummaging around in the cluttered pantry, looking for loose batteries when I heard something hiss at me. I'm thinking snake, but I dunno what it was because I ran out of there and did the heeby jeeby dance. I didn't have enough courage to go back in there and look for it either.

Now, right before or right after the hissing incident, I went to the bathroom, only to find pee in my bathtub.

As I shared all this info with my fellow Losers, they came to the conclusion that the hissa climbed my pipes into the tub, did a pissa and then moved along.

Then Shay and the Warden were out for a walk, where they saw a hissa and the warden picked it up and it did a pissa on him.

and when I got the boys home from school one day last week, there was a hissa on my back porch by the door..he slithered away down onto the ground..then when I took Slobbermouth out to pee, he did...right where the hissa was..so there was a hissa and a pissa..


Are you writing all this down, fraggle??

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Crud I forgot I have to do the dishes or there will be no bowls or cups for breakfast in the morning. More importantly no more big coffee cups either.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

I go to Sacred Heart University in Connecticut. Catholic school!! You're daughter is very right about the Brita filter. I told my mom and she was just so proud that that is what her daughter managed to learn at college.

Im home for the weekend though. We just got a brand new puppy and I wanted to see her. Plus the bars in CT close too early, and thats just not fun! Speaking of new puppy, she just managed to stick her white face in a bowl of spaghetti sauce, and now shes all red.

Oh and one more thing that I read about...CONGRATS on your wonderful news! My mom has been there as well, and im so glad that you're on your way to recovering

My daughter has friend there. She is at Emmuanel In Boston.
I trying to get a puppy But WardenJohn is being mean.
How long ago was your moms Breast Cancer. Thanks for the good thoughts.

 

[fraggle551]

Now see you dont need online dating



yes but will he be catching any bats



Nite honey! (didnt want to be left out )

Fraggle,

Another question: If you are starving and you pull up to your local fast food joint do you :

A) turn your car off and walk into the establishment in hopes of saving the environment and dropping a few pounds

or

B) do you go thru the drive thru and say to heck with the environment I am lazy, hungry and love the CONVIENENCE of a drive thru, give me my darn food

And so far your other answers have you acing the intiation test

Welcome

I choose B!!! DUH! I drive to the deli thats less than 1/4 of a mile away for breakfast in the mornings, and get myself a bacon (scrambled) egg, and cheese sandwich, with a large half and half. (44 oz. of half lemonade, half iced tea. Deeeeeelish!)

OK, I really must go do the 15 minute super cleaning spree and get those pesky kids to bed before DH comes home and starts the divorce proceedings.

I have to go in the morning to sign DS8 up for football and have him weighed in. Then I have to color MIL's hair because she can't squeeze some crap on her head by herself.

I figure by the time I get back tomorrow I'll have 27 pages to catch up on.

Would you like me to try footnotes? I can put all those college classes to good use!

 

[LaraK]

No we will talk to you JJ. We can talk to you slowwwwwwwwwwwwww if that helps

We have them swen on our shirts.

They will be Lavender L's (Like the scarlet letter?)