The Losers~Dishes can wait, life can't. Come sit a spell! Winners should walk away.

[fraggle551]

Crud I forgot I have to do the dishes or there will be no bowls or cups for breakfast in the morning. More importantly no more big coffee cups either.

Just stick 'em all in the dishwasher! I've been known to stick 2 bowls and a few spoons in there and run it mostly empty just to avoid washing the dishes.

My daughter has friend there. She is at Emmuanel In Boston.
I trying to get a puppy But WardenJohn is being mean.
How long ago was your moms Breast Cancer. Thanks for the good thoughts.

I have a lot of friends at school in Boston. What year is your daughters friend? My moms was when I was younger...maybe 15 years ago? I don't remember much of it at all. I think that they were able to catch it extremely early and she was able to miss the radiation and chemo. I was really young, so im not exactly positive though.

 

[Mkrop]

I choose B!!! DUH! I drive to the deli thats less than 1/4 of a mile away for breakfast in the mornings, and get myself a bacon (scrambled) egg, and cheese sandwich, with a large half and half. (44 oz. of half lemonade, half iced tea. Deeeeeelish!)



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Now see I bet that was one of the easiest test you taken in a long time!

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

OK, I really must go do the 15 minute super cleaning spree and get those pesky kids to bed before DH comes home and starts the divorce proceedings.

I have to go in the morning to sign DS8 up for football and have him weighed in. Then I have to color MIL's hair because she can't squeeze some crap on her head by herself.

I figure by the time I get back tomorrow I'll have 27 pages to catch up on.

You've been saying that for almost an hour now. Just give in to your loserdom and sit back down. He knew you were a loser when you married him..



This hair coloring thing could be fun, but I can't remember if you like yours, or if she is nuts like Kellie's. All kinds of thoughts are running through my head. like old "I Love Lucy" reruns..

 

[fltwinmom]

Crud I forgot I have to do the dishes or there will be no bowls or cups for breakfast in the morning. More importantly no more big coffee cups either.

Hey, that's what STYROFOAM is for. My kids have eaten their cereal out of polystyrene cups more times that I'd like to admit....

Oh. And - I drive a big gas guzzling SUV.

Yeah. I'm "Earth conscious"

 

[Mkrop]

Crud I forgot I have to do the dishes or there will be no bowls or cups for breakfast in the morning. More importantly no more big coffee cups either.

Paper is your friend

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Just stick 'em all in the dishwasher! I've been known to stick 2 bowls and a few spoons in there and run it mostly empty just to avoid washing the dishes.

I have to unload it too

 

[fraggle551]

I have to unload it too

My mom makes me unload it. Are you kids old enough to do that yet? My mom is a Loser at heart as well, but lately shes been cleaning obsessed. Im not quite sure whats gotten in to her.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

My mom makes me unload it. Are you kids old enough to do that yet? My mom is a Loser at heart as well, but lately shes been cleaning obsessed. Im not quite sure whats gotten in to her.

no not yet I should make #1DS do it but I'll probably forget to remind him just like I keep forgetting that he is supposed to do the dishes. Not like he would remind me either

 

[hrh_disney_queen]

Ok, Kellie, and fraggle. DH and I are big vodka drinkers, and recently he said since we mix ours with grapefruit juice and cranberry juice, we can't really taste the good stuff that we have been using. Plus it gets expensive with the amount of alcohol we put away...

. so he wants to start buying the cheap stuff. Does your system cut down on hangovers, I swear the cheap stuff gives me a headache...


I need step by step instructions. thank you. he is gonna laugh at me..



Kellie, I went over the baby name thread to see what you wrote..I answered...


I can't go over to those threads anymore. some of the names and spellings those people want to saddle their children with just for the sake of being "different"..(yeah, ok mom, it's ok for it to be different-YOU are not the one people will be asking to repeat your name over and over because it is just too freaking weird to be believable...)...well I have a hard time not posting...YOU IDIOTS, YOUR KID IS GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS STUPID NAME/SPELLING/PRONUNCIATION FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE...PLEASE RECONSIDER...MARY IS A GREAT OLD FASHIONED NAME AND NO ONE EVER ASKED A "MARY" TO REPEAT HER NAME THREE TIMES BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HER NAME IS!!



thank you for listenting. we will now return to our regularly scheduled rant...

please forgive me if any of you have different names for your children. this is a personal problem of mine...

 

[mdrob214]

Kellie, I went over the baby name thread to see what you wrote..I answered...


I can't go over to those threads anymore. some of the names and spellings those people want to saddle their children with just for the sake of being "different"..(yeah, ok mom, it's ok for it to be different-YOU are not the one people will be asking to repeat your name over and over because it is just too freaking weird to be believable...)...well I have a hard time not posting...YOU IDIOTS, YOUR KID IS GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS STUPID NAME/SPELLING/PRONUNCIATION FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE...PLEASE RECONSIDER...MARY IS A GREAT OLD FASHIONED NAME AND NO ONE EVER ASKED A "MARY" TO REPEAT HER NAME THREE TIMES BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HER NAME IS!!



thank you for listenting. we will now return to our regularly scheduled rant...

please forgive me if any of you have different names for your children. this is a personal problem of mine...

My daughter hates me for her name. Not unusual, and I didn't think that unusually spelled, but some of her teacher NEVER get it right! She likes her nick name, though

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Just stick 'em all in the dishwasher! I've been known to stick 2 bowls and a few spoons in there and run it mostly empty just to avoid washing the dishes.



I have a lot of friends at school in Boston. What year is your daughters friend? My moms was when I was younger...maybe 15 years ago? I don't remember much of it at all. I think that they were able to catch it extremely early and she was able to miss the radiation and chemo. I was really young, so im not exactly positive though.

My daughter is in her second year. Her friends at your school are seniors.

 

[LUVMYTINK]

Done with dishes

I think the Red Bull I drank with my left over burger from lunch gave me that extra boost I needed to get thru the night

 

[TurboKitty]

Ok, Kellie, and fraggle. DH and I are big vodka drinkers, and recently he said since we mix ours with grapefruit juice and cranberry juice, we can't really taste the good stuff that we have been using. Plus it gets expensive with the amount of alcohol we put away...

. so he wants to start buying the cheap stuff. Does your system cut down on hangovers, I swear the cheap stuff gives me a headache...


I need step by step instructions. thank you. he is gonna laugh at me..



Kellie, I went over the baby name thread to see what you wrote..I answered...


I can't go over to those threads anymore. some of the names and spellings those people want to saddle their children with just for the sake of being "different"..(yeah, ok mom, it's ok for it to be different-YOU are not the one people will be asking to repeat your name over and over because it is just too freaking weird to be believable...)...well I have a hard time not posting...YOU IDIOTS, YOUR KID IS GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS STUPID NAME/SPELLING/PRONUNCIATION FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE...PLEASE RECONSIDER...MARY IS A GREAT OLD FASHIONED NAME AND NO ONE EVER ASKED A "MARY" TO REPEAT HER NAME THREE TIMES BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HER NAME IS!!



thank you for listenting. we will now return to our regularly scheduled rant...

please forgive me if any of you have different names for your children. this is a personal problem of mine...

No one noticed what I wrote in that thread. I thought I was funny...

I wrote (approximately)

"Ninja

'cuz girl's got some skillz for not only getting past DH's snip job but mine as well."

But I didn't go for the creative spelling. Can you imagine? "My name is spelled NinaJayee, but it's pronounced Ninja."

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

tink in the lounge

 

[LUVMYTINK]

be there in a minute

 

[fraggle551]

Ok, Kellie, and fraggle. DH and I are big vodka drinkers, and recently he said since we mix ours with grapefruit juice and cranberry juice, we can't really taste the good stuff that we have been using. Plus it gets expensive with the amount of alcohol we put away...

. so he wants to start buying the cheap stuff. Does your system cut down on hangovers, I swear the cheap stuff gives me a headache...


I need step by step instructions. thank you. he is gonna laugh at me..


Kellie, I went over the baby name thread to see what you wrote..I answered...


I can't go over to those threads anymore. some of the names and spellings those people want to saddle their children with just for the sake of being "different"..(yeah, ok mom, it's ok for it to be different-YOU are not the one people will be asking to repeat your name over and over because it is just too freaking weird to be believable...)...well I have a hard time not posting...YOU IDIOTS, YOUR KID IS GOING TO HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS STUPID NAME/SPELLING/PRONUNCIATION FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE...PLEASE RECONSIDER...MARY IS A GREAT OLD FASHIONED NAME AND NO ONE EVER ASKED A "MARY" TO REPEAT HER NAME THREE TIMES BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HER NAME IS!!



thank you for listenting. we will now return to our regularly scheduled rant...

please forgive me if any of you have different names for your children. this is a personal problem of mine...

You sure your husband isnt going to college and not telling you? I swear thats the exact conversation my roomates and I had in the package store last week. Its really easy...just buy the big ol' plastic bottle of the cheap stuff, and dump it into the brita. Thats what we do at least! But if you're mixing it to begin with, we dont always bother with the brita step. We just mix the cheap stuff, cause you can't taste it. I don't notice too much of a hangover difference. I rarely get hungover...don't hurt me! Im not quite sure why, but im not complaining!

Do you guys like fruity drinks? Try vodka, 1 shot (I use a little less than a shot glass) peach schnapps, 3/4 glass of orange juice, and the rest with cranberry. Im not sure if I can type the name, but im sure you know what it is. (... on the beach) Deeelish!

And as for the names...my mom was good to my brother and I. Kate and Bill. The only problems I run into are when people insist that my name isnt just Kate, that that has to be a nickname. Yes people, im lying to you for no good reason. I just met you, but sure, you know my name better than me. That makes perfect sense.

 

[fraggle551]

I think I scared everyone away

Its time for me to get my loser behind in the shower. I need to get out of my pj's!

 

[nataliela]

I'd love to get in on that Target thread, but I hate joining threads after about 2 pages.

I feel the same way JJ!

Ugh, someone shoot me now. DS8 thought it would be a good idea to kick a ball. In the house. He managed to kick it in the direction of the ceiling fan and the "light bulbs sesploded" according to DS3.

I finished off the night with three shots of crown because someone bet me I couldn't do it and still stand up (especially since I'd already had about 20 drinks in me). I'm proud to say that I won that bet. To which my friends began to call me a closet alcoholic since there was no way they could believe I could hold that much liquor and not pass out/throw up/fall down.

Hi y'all...I was getting ready to fix something out of a box using the leftover rotisserie chicken, got all the chicken cut up and DH says, "Oh by the way, I'm going out with X and Y tonight." So I grumble something in the form of "thanks for letting me know before I started something", put the chicken in the freezer and secretly said to myself, "YES..Mickey D's here I come!!" (That's pretty bad when cooking something out of a box is too much trouble.) So I headed on out to the drive thru and Now my tummy is full and happy...AND DH, not having left yet, begged for a bite of my Big Mac...even though he is on his way to a nice dinner out with placemats and no plastic utensils...

Is there any kind of alcohol you can add to really, really sweet iced tea, I am ready for a big girl drink.

Yepp...If the husband picks a fight while I am washing or ironing clothes.....guess who doesn't have anything to wear????

That depends....

If you had your name on - say - a bowl of jello in your dorm room. And your roommate came home and ATE your jello.... what would you say?



Just think of it as an initiation question. No pressure.

oh oh oh!!!! ask me ask me ask me!

Well...first we would have to move the suitcases out of the way that have been there since we moved in in September. Then, we would have to shove all the trash out of the way. We actually got written up for not taking our garbage to the trash room. For some reason leaving it in the hallway to pile up didn't really sit so well with our RA . THEN, we would have to move all the dishes out of the way. And after all that, I would totally kick some patooty! (is that a DIS safe word?)

my grandmothers name is kathryn....but my cousin is just kate...i love it! Welcome! oh yes...I am just 23 and I'm pretty sure Linty is pretty young too! So you aren't all alone!

I love online ordering from Dominos. Got my large pizza and my cheesy bread and once it is delivered I will be set.

yummmmm

They will be Lavender L's (Like the scarlet letter?)

hummm....If someone makes something like that to put in our signatures...I might actually have one!

 

[PrincessPAC]

Hi everyone

Is it ok if I join? Im only 20 (will be 21 in 12 days!) but I promise, im a LOSER! My dorm room should be condemned, and well as my room at home. In fact, last year my mom redid our house. She made someone build me a closet to 'keep all my crap that I still haven't parted with in all these years' her words! My kitchen floor hasn't been mopped in quite some time, and im not quite sure the last time someone vacuumed our apartment at school. Does this qualify me?

I have to admit that i've been reading through this in the past day and you guys are just hysterical. I keep thinking how well id fit in here, and well I hope you don't mind!

Kate

Welcome Kate! I've been here for about a week, but I feel like I've been here forever. Maybe it's the 40 million posts I've been having to skim through! Anyway, everyone is so friendly; and, yes, you will fit in perfectly. We're about a decade apart. If I could pick a time in my life to go back to - your age would be it. I had such a good time! (Then I became a mom, and my life is now fun in other ways! ). Enjoy it while it lasts!

Holy CRAPPPPPP. This thread moves FAST!

No kidding! I bet I'm 5 pages behind just writing this post.

How bout we take turns, Lara. I'll scream at your kids to go to bed... then you can scream at mine.

Deal?

Anybody want to sub for me tonight? My throat hurts too much from yelling at the boys for spilling their tacos all over the floor this evening, then walking through the mess & getting on the wii - yeah, went over real well with me!

I need to shower. Im still in my pj's. Wheres that big 'L' for my forehead?

Your a psychic - you can see into my future (tomorrow)! Finally, the only thing we have to do is basketball practice in the morning and baseball practice in the afternoon (games start next week ), but guess who's doing all the running around - my wonderful DH! I hope there's a good marathon on tomorrow. Anybody know of anything?

My mom is a Loser at heart as well, but lately shes been cleaning obsessed. Im not quite sure whats gotten in to her.

My mom was/is a cleaning obsessed person, and she even hires someone to clean for her too. I swear, if there's two towels on the floor, she'll wash them simply to have all of the laundry done. I NEVER had to clean or do anything (not b/c I was spoiled, but b/c I could never do it perfectly!) Now I'm a loser. Thanks Mom!



OK. I'm not going back far enough to find the WonderPets posts, but it's sooooooo creepy! - DD is obsessed with the WonderPets, so, using Video On Demand, I put on WonderPets - thinking I could run down to the computer, pay some bills, and check in with the losers. But, no - there were 500 pages to catch up on, so I've had to replay WonderPets 2 more times!!!! (I sure hope they save that freakin hedgehog! ).

The only alcohol we have in this house right now is a bottle of cheap zinfandel that my brother left here. But, you know what - that'll do. I think I'll go pour me a glass or 2 (or 3 . . .). That's the only way I can survive one more 1/2 hour of "we're on our way, to help a baby hedgehog and save the day. we're not too big, and - well, you get the picture.

I'm forgetting other things, and I had some stuff I wanted to say to other people, but I'm kind of dazed trying to keep up with with this mach-speed thread. I think I'll go rest now.

 

[fraggle551]

Welcome Kate! I've been here for about a week, but I feel like I've been here forever. Maybe it's the 40 million posts I've been having to skim through! Anyway, everyone is so friendly; and, yes, you will fit in perfectly. We're about a decade apart. If I could pick a time in my life to go back to - your age would be it. I had such a good time! (Then I became a mom, and my life is now fun in other ways! ). Enjoy it while it lasts!

Nice to meet you!! Im enjoying this age. Well, i'll be enjoying it a whole lot more in 2 weeks, when I can go to all the bars with my friends, instead of just the local bar.

And the wonder pets...ugh! I babysit all the time, and I won't watch that anymore. Luckily the kids don't like it very much, because my sanity can't survive that show!