Doesn't have to be real kids. Paper dolls will work too. Or stuffed animals. You just have to have a passle of perfectly matched gifted kids to round out your ensemble. Not to mention a flask of gin & a bottle of prozak tucked into your incredibly expensive back pack.
Yeah, that is probably a better idea
I say that you pull the socks out (wear gloves) and throw them in the washer...be sure to include a brand new cheep red t-shirt...then take the newly pink socks and stick them back under the couch...Yep, in his passive-aggressive kind of way.
Throwing them out sounds like a good idea. When he asks where they went, I'll tell him they must have grown legs and walked away.
hey, they'll be clean...I live here (near WDW). I'm totally in - you, me and your dad, crawling around the world.
Road TRIP Road TRIP Road TRIP! I'm not above dumping the kids and catching a plane!Hey! Save some of that booze for me too. I'm not too far away from the WS myself. I've never been one to pass up a night of good drinking.
I LOVE it! Be sure you're snapping lots of pictures so that you can put them in your scrapbook when you get home, but only SHARE a photopass.
What is this Grocery shopping you talk of
and then 
and then and then you 
. After this you hand over what coupons you have to realize you saved a whopping $2 on your entire purchase. You whip out your bank card and pray it's not rejected. After you get your receipt you trudge out to your car to stuff everything in your already full trunk and let your cart bang into some other poor schmucks car. And then you drive home, unload and hopefully put everything away.I say that you pull the socks out (wear gloves) and throw them in the washer...be sure to include a brand new cheep red t-shirt...then take the newly pink socks and stick them back under the couch...
It's where you get in your vehicle of choice, you drive in insane traffic to the closest or cheapest or both grocery store. Then you fight in the insane parking lot traffic to find the space closest to the front door. Then once you are inside you fight for the cart that drives straight and doesn't have a squeaky wheel. And then you are off...almost...this is when you realize you left your shopping list and/or coupons at home. Without your list you wander aimlessly up and down the aisles putting random food and drink items in your cart. You then head to the checkout and find the lane with the shortest line. You get in line to realize the person in front of you has two full carts and is reviewing each and every item but it is too late...the only other cashier has closed her station. So you wait...and wait...and wait. Then it is your turn and the friendly cashier rings up your purchase while the bag person ask paper or plastic. Then you get your total and you go
I should mention that before I left I finally unpacked the rest of the bags from my trip to the store 2 weeks ago.
Hey...is this kid's mom a winner or a loser?
Hey...is this kid's mom a winner or a loser?
