Howdy Dowdy, everybody!!
Heather,
You do need some serious PD, don't you?

But it sounds as though you're starting to feel the Christmas cheer!
Awwww, Carol gets to go away - take me, too, please!!
Betty,
You better get lots of photos of the kids in their formal finery and post them here! For some reason our HS doesn't have their Snow Ball until January.
Jeannie,
Never thought about the sheep remark! Oops!
You said:
Umm, the sheep comment, almost missed that ...an outsider might be really skeeved out by the possible innuendos...not me. I wanna be your Seven Veals partner in Kim's absence...don't be afraid of my youthful exuberance; I promise I won't embarrass you and will bestow the proper honor and solemnity that the ceremony dictates.
Well - if you're going to be proper and serious, you are definitely OUT! You must dance with gleeful abandon and laugh and howl at the moon while doing the Exotic Dance Of The Seven Veals! (Although the holwing part may have attracted the attention of that pack of wild dogs......

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Jennifer,
You should have asked your husband this morning where your daughter was, because you couldn't find her in her bedroom! Wouldn't that freak him out??!!
Sherry,
Date night on a Friday! WooHoo!!
Jay,
I finally am able to see what my bother looks like! Hubba, Hubba!!
Auriel,
I am working on a recruitment ad for you. (You decide if you should be scared or not!)