The Last Word Mansion!

[LucyStorm]

Ornery? Oh yeah! Laura fits right in with me, betty, and dream!

 

[SuiteDisney]

Welllllll..... I'm old and I'm ornery.

 

[lilboo]

Wait Dream's an ELDER? What's the cutoff bc I might be right on the cusp.

I think Sherry is a cusp too but she does have 4 kids.

 

[LucyStorm]

You know ladies, we are already on page 17 in less than 24 hours. What do you think for our next place? Maybe a beachhouse?

 

[LucyStorm]

Hey Jeannie! Watch it! Dream is the same age as Betty and OLDER than me!

 

[lilboo]

...I'm young and all confused-oh, that pic of Dream was from a few years ago wasn't it...I get it. No--I don't know I'm going to go to Elaine's room and play with Photoshop. Until BACHELOR TIME...

...ooh Sherry what other compromising positions with fave soap stars would you like?

 

[LucyStorm]

Yep. The picture of Betty and I is from this summer. I can't remember when Snow White's picture was taken.

 

[Kama89]

Shirley, Ya know we love ya....stop by whenever you can. We'll keep your room up for you so that you'll always have a place to sleep whenever you decide to come for a visit.

Apolo pinched Jay!?!? Oh, this isn't good. This isn't good at all. I can see I'm going to have to have a talk with that boy.

Laura! Teddy Bear is adorable!! What a cutie pie!!!

Jeannie, I forgot to mention this earlier... your soap scene!!! ROTFL!!! You are awesome girl!!! *Kim jumps up and down* I wanna scene, I wanna scene!! *Be nice to us now Jeannie...no Ewok/Chia stuff*.

You can have any houseboy you want to wait on you tonite.

Nuh-uh!

Why is Jennifer pouting? I missed something.

 

[Dream]

Ahem...."Snow White's " pic was taken 5 years ago. I was 40 in that picture. You do the math! I am "elder" in years but not in spirit....my heart will always be that of an 8 year old, it's the ONLY way to live!!

Elaine...we will miss you tonight. Hope your back feels better...Luis, take care of her!!! The mansion will slow down...lots of mothy new tennants!

Wanna hear a hoot of a story??? DH made a wise crack to a female co-worker today............and she pitched a RULER at him!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! He said to tell my Ya Ya friends and he hopes ya'll enjoy his pain...again!!! HAHAHAHHAAAA!!! Note to Ya Ya's....add ruler to our box of tools!!!

Pssst....Betty, Kim, Jeannie, Jennifer....help me dump whatever is in this boiling pot please...it reeks!

 

[helenabear]

Speaking of pictures of Dream (and I think that is about a 5 year old picture) I found a good picture of Snow White

 

[Dream]

Oh I got distracted....Laura! Your new kitty is precious!!!! Oooooo....I just want to squeeze him!!

Jennifer is pouting because we called her mouthy on TWO threads at one time this morning and she stormed of the screen in a huff. Haven't seen much of her since. Hmmmm.....where did Betty get that pmsing smilie last night?? HEE HEE....cmon Jennifer...we need you!!

 

[bfeller]

Oh Laura the kitty is so cute. Welcome to the mansion!!! I am Betty. Everybody loves me. THEY BETTER LOVE ME!!! The question that was forgotten is the underwear preference one? You don't have to answer because some of the Ya Ya's didn't exactly tell the truth. Well, OK it was me.

Oh Marilyn, you funny girl, of course the toothbrushes were dry. That was hours ago. Anyway, didn't you see my explanation for what I did today. Gee, nobody appreciates me. bfeller is pouting.

I hope to catch the Osbournes tonight also. They crack me up. I don't know if I always appreciate their language but I find myself laughing at them. At times it is like watching Roseanne of the mileneum (don't think that is spelled correctly)

Elaine the best thing about having an extra bedroom is that if one of us is sick then they get first choice of which room they want. This even works on those nights of loud snoring.

Ok the phone rang just as I was writing this and imagine that everything I have written if from at least 2 pages ago. Sorry

 

[Dream]

OH...I almost forgot!!! Whoever has my name for the ornament exchange....DON"T LISTEN TO BONNIE!!!!

 

[yensid1071]

That was *Apolo* that pinched me?!?!? Um, Kim, you *really* need to talk w/ him.

Beth, cool pic in your sig! That has got to be the only time I've seen Pooh and Star Trek in the same image! LOL!!

Hey, someone get a litter box for the mansion. Looks like we're going to need one for Laura's kitty.

 

[SuiteDisney]

Underwear preference? I prefer 'em, but I didn't always.

But I'm deathly allergic to bras.

 

[bfeller]

Laura you are going to fit right in. Of course you gave us much more information than we needed. You must be young if you can go without a bra.

Jodie, you mean we are suppose to listen to Bonnie? Now you tell me.

 

[NHAnn]

'scuse me, is bfeller home?

I'm a new neighbor and was invited over by bfeller for a smoothie

Nice place you got here!

Stop by up the street anytime Hi neighbors!

 

[lilboo]

YAYA! It's a Swolphin!!! Did you get the bouquet I left for you guys? SSB made a very nice invitation to go over anytime and you all are so welcome here too in my book!!!

It's so nice to see you!

 

[Kama89]

That was *Apolo* that pinched me?!?!? Um, Kim, you *really* need to talk w/ him.

Ummm... sorry about that Jay. We've had a serious talk about this, and you can be certain that it won't happen again. If I see that he is going to make another attempt at this sort of behavior, I'll jump in between the two of you and intercept the pinch. Don't thank me...it's the least I can do for my dear Padawan.

Woah! A Swolphin!? Here!?! Cool!! Howdy NHAnn! Welcome to the Ya Ya mansion. Come on down and visit me in my basement anytime.

GASP! I didn't notice Beth's clipart! How cool! I LOVE Star Trek!!!!

Jennifer? Everything okay?!

 

[NHAnn]

Is that what we're called, Swolphins???????? LOL hehehehe

lilboo...thanks for the flowers

So, where's the smoothie I was promised

Um, Kama99, any particular reason you are in the basement??