The Last Word Mansion!

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Not a dipper cuz the crumbs make the milk get too thick in the bottom of the glass. But I'll gladly help Nancy make cookies!! Can we make the kind with raisins??!!!

Pam, where did you get this moose thing?? God bless but it's heavy!! I don't think you'll need to go "meat shopping" for at lest a week! Now, what are we making with all this roadkill? Shall we just stir it all up together in a stew? I'm not much into the Cajun spice thing, but you can bury anything in stew and nobody would recognize it. Unngh......where are those muscle boys when you need 'em??!!!

Sis, you were absolutely right! This place is magnificent!!! Thanks for inviting me! I have a lovely white "bearskin" rug that I could contribute to the room decor. Nice and cushy for our toes!!! Be happy to help paint or put up wallpaper or even string lights if ya want. Just gotta finish up with Pam and all that roadkill. Besides, didn't you tell me Sean was in the kitchen??!!!! Sigh...........

Nice to meet you all. Betty, I know a few out of the way places to shop if you need more for your particular Ya Ya's box.

 

[newmousecateer]

Yeah, you thell 'em Pam! No mystery stew, no cookies for dessert.

I know, we'll have Jennifer try it first, if she doesn't

within 5 minutes, then we'll know it's kinda safe to eat. Yeah, I sacraficed the Tank for this meal (at least the moose was smiling

when Pam hit him.



(Psst, Pam, with all these cute guys here in the kitchen, don't you think we need to stir this stew for HOURS? wink wink)

hey Beth, come help us stir the stew, I have some houseboys I want you to meet...

 

[Pam]

Beth,
You're such a sweet lass to help Marilyn and I!! I don't like Cajun spices either - but since we won't be eating here in the mansion - that's ok. Sean and Pierce and Apolo and Kurt and Harrison and ALL of the Cabana Boys said they were taking you, me and Marilyn out to eat tonight!

(The Irish/Scottish burr I've adopted is from having Sean and Pierce in the kitchen. AND - they love roadkill!)

I adore bearskin rugs - slap it down in my poolside room!

Marilyn,
I didn't actually hit the moose - it has already crossed over to the "other side" - I just ruined the tank when I used the crane to put it on your roof.

Pam

 

[Pam]

Ohhhhhh, Betty is tooooooo good to eat in our kitchen!! Her fancy, high falootin' palate is so sensitive...................

What do you recommend cooking tonight, Betty? A double serving of your
"Draino Spaghetti-o's"?

Pam

 

[bfeller]

I am sorry Pam did I hurt your little Wonder Wrench feelings. Too Bad!!!! Actually Sherry and I are allergic to moose. Right Sherry?

bfeller enters kitchen and spies some warm cookies. She says hi to the girls and pinches all the men's butts. She gets a tall glass of white milk. As she is walking out the door she walks by the cookies and swipes about a dozen or so. See ya!!!!!
bfeller is running as fast as she can. Pam thought she could catch her but she slips on some spaghetti that Betty accidently on purpose left there. bfeller is out the door and nowhere in sight.

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Oh, Pam!!!! Where are "the boys" taking us?? That nice little place down on the shore of Loch Lomond?? Good thing I brought my kilt! And you have a poolside room??!!!

Marilyn!!!! You didn't tell me there was a pool, too!!!! Oh man, it doesn't get any better than this--mountains, natural stone fireplace, Sean to whisper sweet Scottish nothings in my ear, and a pool, too! Is this heaven, or what??!!!

 

[lilboo]

Ryan rushes into PV Hospital, hot, sweaty, agitated.

RYAN: Sherry! Sherry, oh Sherrybaby...look at me. Please look at me.

SHERRY:Who...who are you? I don't know you. GO AWAY! Nurse...NURSE!!!

RYAN: Sherry, don't you know me, baby? (Ryan kneels by the bedside)Oh, Sherry remember the rides on the back of my masculine sweaty motorcycle...baby, I can't live without you...please come back to me!!!

Sherry's eyes flicker with recognition as images of Ryan's hard, tan physique run through the recesses of her foggy memory.
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SHERRY: Ryan? Ryan...sob! Where haveyou been? They locked me in this dark room with a bunch of nutty women who called themselves YaYas-there was boozing, cabana boys, carousing and every now and then they'd let this frightening half-EWOK/half-CHIA PET man claiming to be an Olympic short-track skater into my room to taunt me!!!It was SOO Horrible!!!

RYAN:Sherry baby,I'm here. I'm going to help you let your MOTH breathe now...we need to get a doctor in here!
SHERRY: Could you call the young DR. MARTIN ?...He's got such nice firm buttoc... I mean, HANDSHAKE.

 

[newmousecateer]

Ohhh, a white bearskin rug. That will look great with the midnight blue velvet Carol is using in the room.

Carol, did we decide on the the flocked wallpaper or are we painting? I think we should put a dimmer on the silver disco/laser ball thingy so we can set the mood for our parties. And Carol, Beth likes Sean too. Hmmm, he better get his rest, he's going to be one busy houseboy.

Betty, get back here with those cookies this minute! You and Sherry will get a time out if you don't eat dinner...and a time-out here in the mansion doesn't mean time in a corner, it means doing without the the help of one of our hunky houseboys for one whole week!

Hey, where has Mothy Dork been today? Is she busy with RL stuff today? And Kim....is she out looking for Apolo?

Well, I have to do some RL stuff too. If I'm late getting her tonite, save me some stew.

(Marilyn grabs her jacket and keys and goes outside. Oh, Tank baby, what has Pam done to you?)

 

[newmousecateer]

Oh Jeannie, that is hysterical!

Oh, that's right Betty, I forgot. Pam, Beth and I are going out to dinner with the boys tonite. Gee, more stew for you and the others.

And, I am a dipper!

 

[bfeller]

Jeannie, you are watching way too much television my dear.

Marilyn is gone. Good I will take some of the !@#$ stew and move it around my plate and make it look like I ate some. Now I can have my cookies. Wait a minute, this stuff makes excellent molding clay. OK, let me see there is Apolo. Doesn't take much to make him look better. LOL! Glad Kim isn't here. And here is one of Pam as Wonder Wrench. Do you think that she minds that I made that one part of her a little too big? Let's see what kind of thing can I make for Beth. OK, a spitten image of Sean Connory as a young 007. She hasn't been mean to me and I want her to like me.

bfeller is going down to the lake to just do nothing. AWWWW! I like doing nothing.

 

[dizneenut]

OMG, I am ROFLMBO!! Jeannie, that is hysterical!!

Yeah, Betty, that's it, we're allergic to moose. Now pass me one of those cookies you swiped!

Oh wait, nevermind. I see Marilyn will put us in time out if we don't eat. Hmm...do we have a dog anywhere in this mansion? Maybe I can sneak my helping to him and they'll think I ate it all!

 

[iluvorlando]

Have dog. Will eat moose stew...ya know the "other" white meat. LOL...Don't worry it's a real BIG dog.

Betty, just to let you know, I did my part voting. Unfortunately, other people didn't!

Well, I am off to give blood, eat dinner and awana.

Jennifer, if you want to tell us what your picky yaya likes, maybe we can give you some ideas.

Michele slaps and pinches Pierce and Sean's butt on the way out!!

 

[iluvorlando]

Oh, and I'm a dipper...remember? Frosty and french fries from Wendys.

Jeannie...I am ROFLMBO!!

 

[bfeller]

Sherry, that is a great idea. I tried to give the stew to my dog but she just turned her nose up and walked away. Hey wait, I have an idea. You know sketti is not the only thing that goes down a disposal drain. Ok, give me your plate, now mine. Flip the switch. Yes, our part of moose stew is gone forever. Oh yes, make sure that some of the stew is on our toothbrushes just in case Marilyn checks our bathrooms.

So where should we go tonight for dinner? The girls left their boys in the kitchen and they look really hungry. Lets take off with them before Marilyn comes back.

 

[iluvorlando]

Betty, when did you change your location?

 

[dizneenut]

Betty, your so devious! I love it!

Hmm, lets just grab the guys and we'll decide where to eat on the way!!

Oh wait, I like Wendy's and French Fries too! So maybe I am an occasional dipper!

 

[Poohshoney]

Ladies! You can't call Sean Connery a houseBOY - we're talking 100% red blooded MAN here!
Welcome Beth! You do snore don't you? It's essential. Thanks for the bearskin, perfect for my tootsies! I don't like cold tootsies.
Marilyn - flocked wallpaper and thumbs up on the dimmer. Sean has sensitive eyes.
And Pam - Roland played football for 11 years, know what I mean...
I can't find the oatmeal and raisin cookie and they're my favourites. Hide me some for brekky tomorrow will you Nancy!

 

[bfeller]

Michele, I think I did it this morning. That really sounds bad doesn't it? I am getting so old that I don't remember when I did something. I copied from Jennifer but just changed it a little so it doesn't look exactly like hers. She is such a great dork. What school district did you vote on today. We lived in Seminole County when I lived in Orlando. Did their levy fail?

Hey you want to come with Sherry, the guys in the kitchen, and me and go to Wendy's? You and Sherry can do some serious dipping. As for me, all I dip is french fries into catsup or ketchup.

 

[bfeller]

Sorry, Carol I guess we should call Sean a man. Really love his accent.

Hey what do you all say we take Apolo with us. Let him know what it is really like to be with women!!!!! He will never visit the basement again.

Carol, I have some cookies hidden. Would you like one now?

 

[dizneenut]

LOL, Betty! Yeah, I agree, lets take Apolo!

Yum, Wendy's. I have a bunch of coupons for a free Frosty Jr. so I'll bring 'em along.

OK, gotta head off to DS#3's conference!