The Last Word Mansion!

[bfeller]

Dear Ya Ya's,

Sherry and I have gone to Wendy's with Sean the Man Connory, assorted cabana/house/mansion/cottage boys and of course Apolo. Don't worry about us. We will be back before dawn.

There is plenty of moose stew in the kitchen. Marilyn says we all have to eat. Sherry and I ate a whole lot of it.

Very truly yours,

Sherry and Betty

 

[Meriweather]

Okay, okay....where did all the cookies go?
Carol, guess I'll whip up another batch or two......yep ladies, oatmeal raisin as per request.
I could just stay in the kitchen all day Right Maurice? hehehe
but....Pam has caused a huge stink in here hehehe......I hope it is only her cooking Must turn the fans on.

Hi Beth

Ohhhhh....two sets of double ovens. Kewl!!

Pam....if you don't stay to eat...no one has to....we know you don't cook. We will be poisoned.
We'll all load up (and the guys too) and head to Wendy's.

Jeannie...you are sooo funny

Kim is supposed to be off picking up (out...whatever) the tennis guy

 

[bfeller]

Nancy, I forgot about Maurice. He is sexy isn't he? Well, we are at the Wendy's just down the street, go past the Cheerleaders and turn right. Sherry has coupons. I forgot to grab you by the hand when we tore out of the mansion. I hope you can forgive me.

RL is calling. Will check in later.

 

[Meriweather]

Oh yeah...Maurice

I'm coming!!
Pam's cooking smells sooooo bad. We can't stay in there.

I love coupons That's part of a good deal, right

 

[yensid1071]

Originally posted by bfeller
bfeller enters kitchen and spies some warm cookies. She says hi to the girls and pinches all the men's butts. She gets a tall glass of white milk. As she is walking out the door she walks by the cookies and swipes about a dozen or so. See ya!!!!!
bfeller is running as fast as she can.

So, *THAT'S* who that was!! I was in the kitchen then and didn't see who it was that pinched me! She took off to fast. But now I know. I'm just glad it wasn't one of your servant boys. Whew!!

Just thought I'd stop by for a minute. I'm, ah, off on an important Jedi mission and won't be around for Roadkill Stew, as appetizing at it sounds. Um, I'll be back... ahhh... later... sometime after dinner & after all the leftovers have been trashed. Yeah, that's it.

RL calls for a bit. Be back later.

 

[Pam]

Nancy,
I USED to really, really like you - now I'm not so sure!! (ok ..... so, I forgot to spray. Pam sheepishly hangs her head.)

Jeannie,
You crack me up!!

Betty,
Duh - I already told that all of the boys/men/critters are taking Beth, me and Marilyn to that really swanky place Beth was talking about. Carol can come as well - anyone who's married to an ex-football player with the magnificent thighs of a ...... well, you know, anyways, she's definitely in!

Marilyn,
Should we tell them now or wait until they have cleaned out the cookie jar that the cookies were made from the moose's intestines?

Oh Sherry, Sherry, Sherry,
Didn't you know that the Cardinal Rule #1 in the YaYa Mansion is to suck up to Pam? I am so disappointed in you.
Pam

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Pam!!! Our MEN are gone!!! Look at the note Sherry and Betty left!!! Move over Nancy, I'm going to make up a fresh batch of moose dropping ......er, I mean, chocolate chip cookies 'specially for them! And Betty seemed so nice, she wanted me to like her and then she takes off with my dinner date! YEESH!!!!!

 

[Pam]

Pssstttttt....... no Beth, it's ok. The goofy, dorky YaYas think they're with our men, but they aren't! They are actually with Jay's Clones. Jay has been busy in the basement pretending to drool over Kim's photo, but in reality he was making me the drone clones for instances just like this one. The real men are all hiding under the bear skin rug!! Now, quick, yell for Marilyn to warm up the Tank and we'll meet out back by the pool gate!

 

[Pam]

Betty, dear,
I do not mind one iota that you are creating "big" body parts for me out of the moose intest...... I mean cookie dough!! (If I had known to try that, I'd have done it myself back in my high school years!!)
Pam

 

[Kama89]

*Kim comes screeching into the parking lot/driveway of the location of wherever the heck you guys are (lost track of that part) with my houseboy*HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!

Just WHERE do you think you Ya Ya's are going with my guy!?!?! Ya'll get back here right NOW!!! *Kim leaps onto the hood of her Ya Ya car because she's really too short to be very intimidating, but she does have her black spandex, black leather boots, and whip workin' for her* BACK you ev-il women you...BACK!! Tennis guy Kim picked up (I mean, OUT) is thrown from the front seat to the back to make room for Apolo.... no wait....tennis guy, *Kim jerks him back into the front seat*....YOU drive. We're getting in back!

*There there my dear. The nightmare is all over. I know... I know... having all those crazed women pawing you like that, it must have been horrendous! Come here, I'll make it ALLLLL better.*

Oh! Hi Beth!

 

[Pam]

Ahhhhhh, yes........ another boring and nondescript afternoon in the life of Kim, the Ono and whip stealing dork!!!

Tennis pros, eh??? So - what was the final "score"?

Pam

 

[Dream]

****While all of these insane women are cat fighting over men, Jodie tiptoes out the front door of the mansion, hops in her minivan and takes off for a "non roadkill" dinner!****

 

[dizneenut]

Gee, Pam, I wonder how I missed that rule??

I'm so sorry!!

Is that better??

 

[lilboo]

...or is Pam the culprit? Uuugh.

With all these cabana boys we'd hired you'd think we could get ONE that cooks.

All looks, ZERO TALENT...not THAT kind of talent, KIM-geez woman, everyday....

 

[dizneenut]

OK, y'all, time to eat dinner. Not sure if I will get back on tonight, so have a good night! Don't have too much fun w/out me!

 

[Dream]

See ya later Sherry!!

 

[Kama89]

Originally posted by Pam
Ahhhhhh, yes........ another boring and nondescript afternoon in the life of Kim, the Ono and whip stealing dork!!!
Tennis pros, eh??? So - what was the final "score"?
Pam

Boring? Nondescript? Who me? Hmmm... well, guess I have been a little quiet lately huh? Well, guess I'll have to see what I can do about that.

The score? Oh. Well... uh... ahem er.... *Oooh...and I have such a good comment for this one, but...uh, never mind....* Hey! All that really matters here is that I brought him for you guys! Now...take him and keep your eyes of my guy and his thighs. (I saw you peeking earlier Carol. ) Hee hee... oh, ok...one little peek.

Oh... by the way... the tennis pro is courtesy of Nancy and Nancy's DD.
His name is Adrian...he came with the mansion for those that are wondering. What'cha think ladies?!? Is he a cutie or what?!

All looks, ZERO TALENT...not THAT kind of talent, KIM-geez woman, everyday....

Me...? All looks, zero talent? Sheesh, first I'm boring and nondescript, now I have zero talent. (Well, that's true, actually) Man...guess I better do something about that.

Do what every day Jeannie?

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Oh, Pam, thank God!! I was about to throw one of my famous hissy fits!! Lemme grab my kilt and sporran and I'll be right there!

Marilyn, MARILYN!!!! Have you got that tank warmed up? We'll be there in a jiffy. You DO know how to burn rubber in that thing, doncha??

Hi, Kim! Nice to meetcha! I love the nicknames I keep seeing for you "Kamadorkahula.....whatever"!! And don't worry, I don't drool over Apolo, you can have him all to yourself

 

[CrazyBoutDisney]

Well, ladies, I must jet--got church choir rehearsal tonight. Can I stop at the store for anything on the way back to the mansion? I need juice-o-leen for my little blue roller skate (Toyota Echo) and thought I might pick up a little midnight snack for us and "the boys". Strawberries and whipped cream? Grapes for the boys to peel for us? Perhaps a case of White Zinfandel? Be back later.

And don't do anything I wouldn't do!! (Don't worry, that gives you ALL plenty of rope!!)

Beth

 

[lilboo]

Originally posted by Kama89
Me...? All looks, zero talent? Sheesh, first I'm boring and nondescript, now I have zero talent. (Well, that's true, actually) Man...guess I better do something about that.

Do what every day Jeannie?

Kimmie..does it always have to be about you? I meant the CABANA BOYS have zero talent, as in cooking(although there is some common ground there isn't there?...hmm) And I imagined you'd say something in support of our CABANA BOYS' OTHER talents (like shaking their moneymakers)...oh, I give up.

Nobody likes me. Except maybe Sherry 'cuz I shoehorned her into that picture with Ryan Lavery...