The, "I'll pose for pics & sign autographs" B-day tour! WEEERE BAAACK!!!!

[stagemomx3]

I can not read your report at work I'm going to get in trouble for laughing out loud so much! Great story.

 

[natcat]

shy shorts

Here is one of my white furball; "Sugar".
He sits up like an old man and sleeps on his back. I think he thinks he's a dog

 

[askelton]

I am a Director with Tupperware and one of the perks of the career is the trips...I love to travel.

You know there's some sort of Tupperware something here so coming to Orlando could be a business trip.

She says..."Something happened to my shorts."

I say...What exactly do you mean?"

"Most of my shorts are gone!"

Now at this point...I am thinking..well I was under the covers with you...and I am fully dressed...so what did you do while I slept...sicko...

As I laughed and laughed...and jumped around trying not to pee...I pointed out what to me would have been obvious...

One whole cheek o' shorts...was wedged in her sidewalk crack...

Not just a bit...

Or a section...

but literally if you cut a pair of shorts in 1/2....

That much was wedgied...

I wasn't sure if I should have or order a tow truck with a wench to pull it out...

How on this earth could that much material be there...without the uncomfortable feeling of needing to remove asap...I mean if my thong is wrong...
I know...
ya know???

I was trying not to wet myself as I shouted out...
"YOUR @SS ATE YOUR SHORTS!

OMG That is so stinkin' funny!

 

[Dizneydawn]

You know there's some sort of Tupperware something here so coming to Orlando could be a business trip.



On it already...this August I will be there again for a "Free" trip to the mouse...ahemm..tax write-off for business...ahemmm...love my job...



OMG That is so stinkin' funny!

Thanks for psting...I will tell Heidi the legend of her @ss lives on...kinda like that person eating plant from Adams Family...

 

[DISNEY4XMAS]

OMG I have sat for the last few hours laughing and wiping tears from my eyes. I am all caught up and I am enjoying your post!
Side note: hand cuffs I have a funny story bout them.

A few days after V-day my Dm and I were in a drugstore and they had all the left over V-day on clearance and my Dm knocked over a box and they were a box of the marabou covered hand cuffs. Dm says here could you use these?? Dm asking about my S*X life out of ???? I happened to have a bruise on my wrist and I said No, How do you think I got this .pointing to my bruise?
I think some old lady grabbed her chest at that moment in shock and I think I scared Dm into NEVER NEVER talking about S*X with me again!!!

So I am going to suggest that you go read my Disney TR. I was there for christmas in 07.~6 hit the world for XMAS

Nikki's Trip report

And

Ty's Trip report

They were both there before christmas around the time that you are going! I think for the most part we all ate at different places.

Ok need to go to bed tis 1 am and kids have school in the morning well in a few hours so I need to get some shut eye!

 

[DisneyLaura]

I was trying not to wet myself as I shouted out...
"YOUR @SS ATE YOUR SHORTS!

thanks for the laugh, I needed that today.

 

[DARuss]

Hey DAWN,
It's me. Just making a fly-by.
Back to work, Keep the stories goin. Gotta watch out for them disappearing shorts. Will be back later. Kinda busy lately.

 

[Dizneydawn]

Hey DAWN,
It's me. Just making a fly-by.
Back to work, Keep the stories goin. Gotta watch out for them disappearing shorts. Will be back later. Kinda busy lately.

Nice to hear from ya again...hope life slows down for you as well...I

Today I saw that the MVMCP days went on sale and will be open for booking...hmmm..which day do we go???

If you have gone before...what did you do there...must sees and tales of fun from experience please....

 

[DARuss]

Nice to hear from ya again...hope life slows down for you as well...I

Today I saw that the MVMCP days went on sale and will be open for booking...hmmm..which day do we go???

If you have gone before...what did you do there...must sees and tales of fun from experience please....

I have not been to the MVMCP before. It is no longer on in late Jan, but we did the P&PP and it wuz absolutely fabulous. Will do it again.

 

[Sparkie]

We did the one at Halloween. We didnt have little kids so we skipped the trick or treat stuff but found plenty of stuff to do and we rode and rode- we missed the parade but I bet the Christmas parade would be nice.

 

[Dizneydawn]

Treyner in our front yard...

Baylor in his new team soccer jersey

Carsyn with her orange cross rubberbands in the front of her braces...she hates them..I love these teen pics....

 

[stagemomx3]

You have gorgeous children.

 

[LISAMWDW]

Adorable pics!!!

 

[askelton]

I love the orange rubber bands!
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[Dizneydawn]

Okay...let me know if you hate pics..(truthfully don't bother because you don't know me well enough to have your opinion matter and I'll post em if I wanna... )

I love them and enjoy all the trip reports seeing everyone's kids... makes you feel more apart of their trip...

Another of Treyner in front of the car he turned into a submarine by driving it into a "puddle" on the side of the middle school when the snow melted....picking up Baylor...yeah...it is being donated for scrap since when it started taking on water and he got out to try and push it...the water was waist high...my son is now junkerless...and thinking being a navy seal is not such a good plan since water depth is not his forte...

The two high schoolers on a morning they were both ready...I snapped a pic for posterity ....since it never happens...

The three amigos in late April in Minnesota...which looks a lot like late October...It was sunny and 45 degrees on Saturday...

Dear Al Gore,
Let's talk about global warming...I have some snow in my freezer from April I would like to shove....

 

[Princesskeyblade]

Those pictures are great!

Your kids are gorgeous!

 

[Dizneydawn]

You have gorgeous children.

Thank You...now we just have to find out how 2 ugly people bred them... It is the one thing my ex and I did well...

Adorable pics!!!

I do like them too...Treyner is getting ready for Senior pics...I am freaking out and needing anti-depressents...

I love the orange rubber bands!
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Me as well....she does look like an orange tic tac was shoved dead in the center the way they have them crossed...one of those so cute gotta love it moments for mom...mortified for her...I said she was lucky she hadn't picked green!

Those pictures are great!

Your kids are gorgeous!

Again...I am not sure but I think God was lookin at their Dad and I and thought...lets see if we can mess with um...

 

[believen]

Dawn, We went to the MVMCP last December and loved it. We would do it again. It was me, DM (71) and DD (20). We had reservations for LibertyTree Tavern and our plan was to only do the Christmasy events. We had another day planned to return and do the other things. We ditched our plans and had a great time.
It was strange crowded- the walkways were crowded, sitting areas crowded, parade and wishes viewing areas were crowded. People just standing and waiting.......
The rides were no wait to maybe 10 minute waits. We rode POTC . BTMR several times. Splash mountain once-it was a little chilly. The Haunted Mansion a few times. The lines were very light, just getting from place to place was crowded. We think the crowd was just there to stand around LOL. We also rode most everything in Fantasyland, the first time we've ever ridden the carousel. We didn't do Dumbo. We rode Space Mountain a few times, my DM likes rollercoasters! We did Buzz, there was a good sized line, and even Stitch's awful Escape. We didn't stroll, we were on a mission to do it all.
We canceled our reservations to eat, so we could ride more.

Christmas stuff- We watched "Celebrate the season" show in the castle forefront got there shortly before it started and stood within 20 foot of the stage. We stayed there for the fireworks and wished we had moved. For the best viewing, we were too close. Our favorite spot- the middle of main street. The longest, packed line was "Twas the Night before Christmas". We stayed in Line and sent my DD to get cookies and hot chocolate. She was given a drink holder with 4 hot chocolates and 4 cookies (no need to all walk to get them), and joined us before the show started. About the shows-If you like dancing, singing characters, you will enjoy these. If my boys had been there, they would have been riding something! The dance parties were.....interesting. Characters dancing with a few children and some parents. It would have been great for pictures, had we been dancing...
We watched part of the parade, it was really crowded. At some point during the evening it was snowing on Main Street. We think it was during the parade. We don't get snow, so fake snow is fun for us!

We ate at Pinocchio Village Haus-but the menu was pizza only. The line here was long and slow. I was disappointed and several of the CS places were not open for the event. We enjoyed the cookies and hot chocolate (a couple of times!)The lines appeared long, but moved quickly and they were very organized.

Our favorite things about the evening- Wishes twice. We love it! We rode a lot, could have done more. My DM can walk forever, she's just really slow! But she loved it and stayed up hours later than she usually does. We grabbed more hot chocolate to enjoy on the boat ride back to the WL.

I have read lots of mixed reviews of the MVMCP. We may have gotten lucky with the crowds. Some places were packed and others empty. They checked for bracelets right at party time, when we were ordering dinner, and we overheard a CM tell a guy he couldn't use the restroom because he didnt have a bracelet- Not that he needed to leave, just that he could not use the restroom, it was a private party! The decorations are great and we took lots of pictures.
I would love to have your gift of writing. Your kids are beautiful and I like seeing pictures.
Wish i could join the party and meet y'all in December.
Vicki

 

[DISNEY4XMAS]

Good Morning Dawn
So this morning I was catching up on post as kids were eating breakfast. I happen to back track to show my daughter the post about you adventures in Typhoon Lagoon, Well she saw a picture of Treyner and she was like STOP WHO IS THAT! I said sorry, He's a little old for you he is a senior and besides he lives in MI. "But he is really cute mommmy" she said. "Yes, dear just don't get the keyboard wet while you drool" I said.

 

[DisneyLaura]

Hi Dawn - I'm over from the peep thread. I don't mind pictures at all, in fact the more the meerier At least now when you talk about your kids I know what they look like and they are all beautiful. You couldn't talk DD into getting lime green rubberbands for her braces, too bad.