The, "I'll pose for pics & sign autographs" B-day tour! WEEERE BAAACK!!!!

[born2bird]

#9 Need to find a special place for his big B-day dinner where the Cake can be delivered....

Have you considered dong the fireworks cruise? We are going to do this when we are there the week after Thanksgiving. You can personalize it by having a cake and drinks as well. They run this out of the GF. You can reserve it 90 days out. The number is 407-WDW-Play. If you call, say you want to book the birthday cruise. I want to say it runs about $200.

 

[stagemomx3]

Have you considered dong the fireworks cruise? We are going to do this when we are there the week after Thanksgiving. You can personalize it by having a cake and drinks as well. They run this out of the GF. You can reserve it 90 days out. The number is 407-WDW-Play. If you call, say you want to book the birthday cruise. I want to say it runs about $200.

That would be fun!!!

 

[ChevyNat]

Hello again,
I did not finish reading all about your Ptr, but I read about the experience at TL... I started to laugh and then saw how serious things got... I'm staying away from that place. Happy to see that you are ok and able to joke about it... ok, now I'm going back a few pages to continue this wonderful Pre-trippie...

 

[Dizneydawn]

Have you considered dong the fireworks cruise? We are going to do this when we are there the week after Thanksgiving. You can personalize it by having a cake and drinks as well. They run this out of the GF. You can reserve it 90 days out. The number is 407-WDW-Play. If you call, say you want to book the birthday cruise. I want to say it runs about $200.

I am all over that.....we shall see....

That would be fun!!!

Have a great trip...I am sooo jealous..you will have sooo much funnnnnn and you deserve it!!

Hello again,
I did not finish reading all about your Ptr, but I read about the experience at TL... I started to laugh and then saw how serious things got... I'm staying away from that place. Happy to see that you are ok and able to joke about it... ok, now I'm going back a few pages to continue this wonderful Pre-trippie...

Hellooo...did you read more???? I missed hearing from you!!

 

[stagemomx3]

Have a great trip...I am sooo jealous..you will have sooo much funnnnnn and you deserve it!!

Thank you!

 

[ChevyNat]

Ok, I'm up to date... have to stop and wipe the tears running down my face from laughing so hard...
I am also trying to lose weight and it is hard... I've lost 10 lbs so far (in 2 months) and I'm yoyoing! some weeks I gain 2 lbs and then lose it again... oh! well! Only around 90 more lbs to go ha! ha!

You seem to have great places to eat.
At OKW, if you can't get a room near hospitality, the building near Turtle Pond are also great... I think we had building 36 or 37 on our last trip and it was just around the bus stop.
I love OKW and we will be staying there again on our next trip in May

 

[Dizneydawn]

Ok, I'm up to date... have to stop and wipe the tears running down my face from laughing so hard...
I am also trying to lose weight and it is hard... I've lost 10 lbs so far (in 2 months) and I'm yoyoing! some weeks I gain 2 lbs and then lose it again... oh! well! Only around 90 more lbs to go ha! ha!

You seem to have great places to eat.
At OKW, if you can't get a room near hospitality, the building near Turtle Pond are also great... I think we had building 36 or 37 on our last trip and it was just around the bus stop.
I love OKW and we will be staying there again on our next trip in May

PLEASE JOIN OUR THREAD.....WE need more weight loss machines and are in a fun competition with another weight loss thread....state magnets will be sent from the losers to the winners so we have a trophy to say bno on our fridge....
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?p=23661317#post23661317

Here is our last page...come and have fun..we have a great sense of humor and open minds...like long walks on the beach and candelight dinners...

 

[3DisneyKids]

PLEASE JOIN OUR THREAD.....WE need more weight loss machines and are in a fun competition with another weight loss thread....state magnets will be sent from the losers to the winners so we have a trophy to say bno on our fridge....
http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?p=23661317#post23661317

Here is our last page...come and have fun..we have a great sense of humor and open minds...like long walks on the beach and candelight dinners...

Ahem...it has been almost a week since your last post...

I'm just sayin'...

 

[askelton]

Oh my goodness! I'm caught up and my stomach hurts from laughing so much. How can one family have so many crazy stories?!

Just to confuse you some more with your dining options, if one of you gets an AP, you can purchase the Disney Dining Experience card for around $65.00. It saves you 20% on most table service meals including adult beverages! That way you order only how much food you will actually eat but get a discount too. You'll have to do the math to see if the DDE is better than the Dining Plan for your family but we love it!

 

[Dizneydawn]

Oh my goodness! I'm caught up and my stomach hurts from laughing so much. How can one family have so many crazy stories?!

Just to confuse you some more with your dining options, if one of you gets an AP, you can purchase the Disney Dining Experience card for around $65.00. It saves you 20% on most table service meals including adult beverages! That way you order only how much food you will actually eat but get a discount too. You'll have to do the math to see if the DDE is better than the Dining Plan for your family but we love it!

We will have to look into that option now as well...Thank You for saying your stomach hurt...really...I wanted to be a writer my whole life and this is as close to any celebrity as I will probably get...

"Ahemm... so to my few intoxicated/mentally impaired fans...

This dedication in particular is to you there in the blue shirt drinking your coffee and slurping loudly,....
You on my right wearing a too tight green sweater that probably could have been donated to a bird's nest in 1976,....
And finally you my fine balding, eccentric, tyedye wearing man behind the laptop who just fliked a bugger at his cat...
Yes.... this I say to you all...
THANK YOU...
I would not have won this award for public humiliation and idiotic display of what normal people whould say are private stories without each of your votes..... and I leave by saying... thank you and stay tuned because there is more to come...In fact...tomorrow I will share the story of caressing another man's behind at a zoo one Easter afternoon...only to find out we were not related...yeah...his wife was not lookin with the love of the Lord at me that day...

 

[DisneyLaura]

THANK YOU...
tomorrow I will share the story of caressing another man's behind at a zoo one Easter afternoon...only to find out we were not related...yeah...his wife was not lookin with the love of the Lord at me that day...

I can't wait for that one.

 

[Native NYer]

What a great ptr! Glad I found this one. Dawn, you are very funny.

 

[Dizneydawn]

What a great ptr! Glad I found this one. Dawn, you are very funny.

A little diddle to make you have to go to the restroom and take a piddle...

Invision this...the year was....1991 and it was Treyner's first Easter...maybe it was 1992 and his second cause now that I am thinking of it...he was walking...
Anyway...just picture Easter...eggs...bunnies...a cross..ya know...Easter..

I was back home in Minnesota with my ex and my son...and we visited Como Zoo.
It is an outdoor zoo and....
we (I) also decided to make myself misserable by inviting my sisters and mom along. (Note to self...family like that is never a good idea)

We are walking around the zoo..looking at monkeys flinging poo , penguins deflocking their fish , tigers checking out each others tails...

ya know typical zoo stuff...

Then...I decide to become Jacque Cousteau and make some animal movies...

I take out the old 1990, 200 pound rolling movie projector also known as a cam corder in the day...hoist on the support straps and back brace...and begin rolling...

(For the new generation...it did not have a side LCD screen to look at so you needed one eye in the periscope at all times...)

I follow the ex...
Who is holding Treyner...

And line up next to him against a railing overlooking a lion cage...

Still taping...cause I am that good...I notice he is holding Treyner still but has placed him on the railing so his legs are dangling over...

I tape Treyner's cute little Ked white tennis shoes swaying...

Then I take my left hand and firmly grab my ex's behind...

Squeeze appropriatley and say...

"This is a nice zoo isn't it."

I hear a "Yes"... but in a much older...deeper tone...

And then like a blind woman reading braille...

I manipulate my fingers accross the jeans pocket and know that this does not feel like a 34x34 pair of Levis....

Nooooo...much more like a 38x32 and I am firmly planted on his rear.

I slowly move my head from the viewfinder and look left...

And here is a man..with a toddler wearing white Keds (who would have thought they sold more than 1 pair??? )He is holding in his left hand, his wife's right hand.

Soo...akward moment...

There we are...them holding hands and me holding him...

(Insert the song "SO HAPPY TOGETHER" here please)

My ex...yeah he was on my right...which would be my other left...

My sisters and my mom...

Behind me about 30 paces...laughing their @sses off taking photos...

Back to my little public threesome...

His wife said..."Do You mind removing your hand..."

I being my usual accomodating self said..."No"...

The rest of the entire day I spent running into them and every time my sisters would yell..."Take cover...the @ss bandit is coming!"

Great....love that family...

So every Easter since...the story resurfaces and I wonder what ever happened to Mr 38x32....

He is probably still is in counseling...assuring his wife it did not mean anything to him...
That it was just a one time thing...

Maybe he ran for Governor of New York??

 

[Native NYer]

 

[Dizneydawn]

Am I supposed to be telling stories of yesteryear in a PTR???

I guess as long as you all don't mind I won't either...

I promise this week to actually give some statistics about this December trip...it is getting really good..

It involves a Dis Meet...great friends...and good laughs with at least $500 saved for bailing someone...
out of the clink...

with the group coming...it will be a guarantee! (Ahemmm...a certain Kat who can handle some Goofy Hooch but might be in trouble for carrying a Stick??? Or a 3Diser..who is a pistol in a half shell and can corral Turds like a professional!)

 

[stagemomx3]

Looking forward to more actual pre-trip information.

Just kidding I love all your stories!!!

 

[Dizneydawn]

Looking forward to more actual pre-trip information.

Just kidding I love all your stories!!!

Well here is what I know...

I started the beforementioned weight loss thread at the end of last year...and it has grown into some awesome people on the Wish board.

And we now have a little reunion...finally getting a chance to meet...extravaganza!!

There will be at least 8 of us I believe attending and I am psyched!

We have no exact plans yet but...there will be some coctails a flowing and I am not the party animal!!

The kids think it is a little crazy to meet everyone but...they will have fun. Or they can head to their rooms and pout..their choice!

I am stinkin at losing weight...thinking of posting a front, side and back fat picture like on the Biggest Loser to motivate/humiliate me...I will see how much liquid courage that may take!

I am thinking we will set up a little bit earlier arrival...this may be a surprise to the kids...we may leave on the 5th not the 7th so we can see a person from the boards that will leave on the 7th....

I am such a giver!

 

[SeptemberGirl]

YES, come earlier! So we can all hang out! It will be awesome - our first DIS meet!

 

[3DisneyKids]

Another vote for getting there earlier!!! I would love to extend my trip past three days, but since I am coming without the kids, that is not possible. Ok, confession time...my oldest is almost 9 and the most I have ever been away from any of the kids is 3 days...and that has only been twice! Yup, we never leave the kids! Just can stand the idea of it. Warped, I know...

 

[born2bird]

I am so happy you are thinking about arriving on the 5th!! I will get to see you afterall!!

Erika, I understand COMPLETELY!! The longest we have been away from the boys was a little more than 24 hours when we had to go to a wedding out-of-town. My new job may require me to travel few times a year and I know that it is going to kill me

Liz, what date to head back home?