"The Ignorami invade the 'DIS', or....

[snapppyd]

I'm back. We had so much fun with my niece and her family.

However, DH was sick all weekend, now has 103 fever To top it off my dryer broke last night, so I had a bunch of wet beach towels and laundry.

Drove home through a heavy rain, I'm exhausted. Tomorrow I have to convince him to stay home and go to the doctor. Then I have to drive back down to NJ for the new dryer to be delivered - we're expecting company again this weekend.

I'm exhausted


SOOOOOOOOOOOO, how is everyone doing? I didnt' read back yet........

 

[snapppyd]

Hey everyone. Pakey needs our support and prayers for her and Andy.

http://www.disboards.com/showthread.php?t=2765776

Thankfully another DIS who I'm also friends with on FB point it out to me or I wouldn't have known.

I was just reading that thread and I swear I will get myself banned tonight! What a bunch of biatches!!!!!!!!!

 

[SCHBR'smom]

I was just reading that thread and I swear I will get myself banned tonight! What a bunch of biatches!!!!!!!!!

Please don't get banned. I agree with the poster who said they're judging says more about them than anyone else. I haven't been on the CB much lately, and it's people like that that have kept me away. I don't understand it at all.

 

[snapppyd]

Please don't get banned. I agree with the poster who said they're judging says more about them than anyone else. I haven't been on the CB much lately, and it's people like that that have kept me away. I don't understand it at all.

I just got back after 5 days with no computer. Don't stay away because of "them". Us wonderful people have to stick around to keep the place real

 

[PrincessInOz]

Pakey - I'm so sorry about what happened to you and your furbaby. I hope both of you are well and getting over your scrapes and the shock of the attack.

I hope you pick this message up here; because I don't like posting on the Community Board much. There are far too many 'Catty' Community Bored (as I term them)....present company (and the Diners and the Fogies) excepted, of course.


Keep well!

 

[SCHBR'smom]

Pakey - I'm so sorry about what happened to you and your furbaby. I hope both of you are well and getting over your scrapes and the shock of the attack.

I hope you pick this message up here; because I don't like posting on the Community Board much. There are far too many 'Catty' Community Bored (as I term them)....present company (and the Diners and the Fogies) excepted, of course.


Keep well!

I completely agree with you about the community board. That's why I tend to ignore it most days.

 

[wickey's friend]

I just shake my head at some of the outrageous posts some people make on the CB. I think they like the drama. Makes them feel important. Losers. (Not the term I'd like to use, but I'd still like to be able to post on this thread. )

Pakey -- I hope you are okay today. I hope Andy is better. Still sending good thoughts your way.

 

[wickey's friend]

I'm back. We had so much fun with my niece and her family.

However, DH was sick all weekend, now has 103 fever To top it off my dryer broke last night, so I had a bunch of wet beach towels and laundry.

Drove home through a heavy rain, I'm exhausted. Tomorrow I have to convince him to stay home and go to the doctor. Then I have to drive back down to NJ for the new dryer to be delivered - we're expecting company again this weekend.

I'm exhausted


SOOOOOOOOOOOO, how is everyone doing? I didnt' read back yet........

Snap -- hope your DH is better. You had a wild weekend!

 

[PrincessInOz]

Neologisms - My kind of humour.

This is doing the rounds by email at the 'orifice' and I thought I'd share. Apologies to those that have already seen it.
NOTE: Any *** words will be ones edited by the Dis; not by the copyist.
NOTE NOTE: Pay particular attention to the last definition right at the end!!

The Washington Post has published the winning submissions to it’s yearly neologism contest, in which readers are asked to supply alternative meanings for common words. The winners are:

1. Coffee (n), the person upon whom one coughs
2. Flabbergasted (adj), appalled over how much weight you have gained
3. Abdicate (v), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach
4. Esplanade (v), to attempt an explanation while drunk
5. Willy-nilly (adj), impotent
6. Negligent (adj), describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown
7. Lymph (v), to walk with a lisp
8. Gargoyle (n), olive-flavoured mouthwash
9. Flatulence (n), emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller
10. Balderdash (n), a rapidly receding hairline
11. Testicle (n), a humorous question on an exam
12. Rectitude (n), the formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists
13. Pokemon (n), a Rastafarian proctologist
14. Oyster (n), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms
15. Frisbeetarianism (n), The belief that when you die, your sould flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there
16. Circumvent (n), an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men

The Washington Post’s Style Invitational also asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year’s winners:

1. Bozone (n), The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.
2. Foreplay (v), Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n), The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n), Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n), The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
6. Inoculatte (v), To take coffee intravenously when you’re running late.
7. Hipatitis (n), Terminal coolness.
8. Osteopornosis (n), A degenerate disease.
9. Karmaggeddon (n), Its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like a serious bummer.
10. Decafalon (n), The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v), All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n), The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly,
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n), The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n), Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n), The colour you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you’re eating.
    
    And the pick of the literature:
    
    
16. Ignoranus (n), A person who’s both stupid and an $#$#@ (substitute with donkey's behind....the Dis didn't even bleep this out....it just deleted it completely! And if there are any mods reading this, I'm just faithfully quoting from the Washington Post!)

 

[SCHBR'smom]

And the pick of the literature:


[*]Ignoranus (n), A person who’s both stupid and an $#$#@ (substitute with donkey's behind....the Dis didn't even bleep this out....it just deleted it completely! And if there are any mods reading this, I'm just faithfully quoting from the Washington Post!)
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Thank goodness I'm an Ignormai, not an Ignoranus.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

Thank goodness I'm an Ignormai, not an Ignoranus.

And, I'll ignore anyone who thinks otherwise!

 

[wickey's friend]

Thank goodness I'm an Ignormai, not an Ignoranus.

You know it!

Of course, there are some of the latter hanging around the CB -- I think we've seen quite a few of them this week.

 

[Pakey]

Hi all.

I've learned 2 things this week.

1. Wrestling with a pit bull will give you some seriously sore muscles.

2. Do not start threads about anything remotely personal on the CB.

Thanks for the support. I have no idea what I was thinking when I posted that. I was so scared for Andy and I was just sitting there waiting and didn't know what to do to occupy myself. I sobbed uncontrollably for 2 hours and I am not a crier so I thought I'd post and help myself calm down. Next time I will just have a drink.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Hi all.

I've learned 2 things this week.

1. Wrestling with a pit bull will give you some seriously sore muscles.

2. Do not start threads about anything remotely personal on the CB.

Thanks for the support. I have no idea what I was thinking when I posted that. I was so scared for Andy and I was just sitting there waiting and didn't know what to do to occupy myself. I sobbed uncontrollably for 2 hours and I am not a crier so I thought I'd post and help myself calm down. Next time I will just have a drink.

Next time a baseball bat to the head would be less painful.

 

[Pakey]

Next time a baseball bat to the head would be less painful.

To the pit's head or mine? Same answer probably applies to both.

 

[PrincessKsMom]

To the pit's head or mine? Same answer probably applies to both.

I was thinking you. The CB is not for the slight of heart, nor for those looking for comfort. Think of it as Thunderdome!

BTW, it isn't all bad. This thead is on the CB.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

I was thinking you. The CB is not for the slight of heart, nor for those looking for comfort. Think of it as Thunderdome!

BTW, it isn't all bad. This thead is on the CB.

Only because we are Ignorami, we don't have the sense to be somewhere else.

I have never seen so many people who are ALWAYS right, no matter how wrong they are. They are RIGHT! Kinda reminds me of my DH...

 

[Pakey]

I was thinking you. The CB is not for the slight of heart, nor for those looking for comfort. Think of it as Thunderdome!

BTW, it isn't all bad. This thead is on the CB.

The comments didn't bother me; you post out there, it's just an invite for it to happen. I'm surprised at those who just won't back down or let it go. I guess I just don't feel strongly enough about many things to be that persistent.

But I am thinking that since I love my dogs more than my kids, I could just take them to WDW in October instead of the kids. I would save a ton of money.

 

[SCHBR'smom]

The comments didn't bother me; you post out there, it's just an invite for it to happen. I'm surprised at those who just won't back down or let it go. I guess I just don't feel strongly enough about many things to be that persistent.

But I am thinking that since I love my dogs more than my kids, I could just take them to WDW in October instead of the kids. I would save a ton of money.

But, aren't you taking a grandchild? So, the next question should be, do you love your dog more than your grandchildren?

 

[PrincessKsMom]

Feel free to love me more than all of them. I'm available and have plenty of PTO should you decide to take me.