Remember in the episode of ”Friends” where Chandler couldn’t be sarcastic or he’d lose a bet & finally he just had enough & let go w/ everything he’d been holding in - “Leather pants, Ross?”? Well, here goes...
Telling seniors they shouldn’t be upset about missing their proms & graduations because years ago many seniors had to go to Vietnam during their senior years is NOT helpful.
Social Distancing does NOT mean having a play date w/ your neighbors in your front yard.
Acting like you’ve got it all together because you bake your own bread & don’t have to rely on the grocery store doesn’t make anyone who can’t bake bread or who doesn’t have any yeast feel better about her own situation.
When I asked y’all if there was anything you’d like at the store, you could have said bagels & cream cheese. You’didn’t. You said popsicles & Goldfish crackers. So, the bagels & cream cheese are mine, & I shouldn’t have to share just because you‘re my children. Go eat your crackers.
It is “aisle” NOT “isle” - as in “The aisles of the store are empty.” And, anyway, it should be shelves - “I’m walking down the aisle, & the shelves are empty.” An “isle” is a small island which is where I’d like to be right now.
Carol killed her husband & fed him to the tigers.
(EDITED TO ADD: I totally shared my bagels & cream cheese w/ my children, but I’m still feeling salty.)
