The "I WANT TO ARGUE!" thread - JOKE THREAD!

[chickapin parterre]

Plane leaves gate at 7:30.....why do people run to catch a departing 7:30 plane.....because a schedule is for 3 or more people.....and I have only been on one job my entire life where being late was a strike and you were allowed two....we lost many good employees ....tardiness is infectious...so you are tardy or you or not.

 

[JimMIA]

Plane leaves gate at 7:30.....why do people run to catch a departing 7:30 plane.....because a schedule is for 3 or more people.....and I have only been on one job my entire life where being late was a strike and you were allowed two....we lost many good employees ....tardiness is infectious...so you are tardy or you or not.

You have a point...but then there is "Miami Time," and "Conch Time" (Florida Keys), and last, but not least, "Island Time."

 

[chickapin parterre]

....well....I always get a conk to the head when telling my wife were late, running late and then it is "Hammer Time" put pedal to the metal...so maybe those zoom folks need Darius Xavier