The I am a pirate/fireman, I am not a hijacker thread, all about nothing in general

[Travel Mum]

we are Aus Zealand
gold 4
silver 12
bronze 11

coming 9th...

This is so funny to us in NZ as I think it's the first time Australia has actually wanted us for anything!!

That does not count here on the Australia Disboards though as we know we are welcome on here and it acutally should be called Australia/New Zealand

 

[becpee]

meh, I'm over work already this week, who else is with me?

I'm not back until Wednesday...can I be over it on Monday?

 

[aussietravellers]

I have just had this emailed to me by a friend. It is just the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I had tears streaming down my face and just had to come and share it with the Disers.

I hope you get a chuckle out of it too

http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-almost-altered-my-destiny/

 

[battymum]

This is so funny to us in NZ as I think it's the first time Australia has actually wanted us for anything!!

That does not count here on the Australia Disboards though as we know we are welcome on here and it acutally should be called Australia/New Zealand

Not true, we claim Russell Crowe (when he is behaving, when he is not, he is all Kiwi!
Btw, I think Mathew Newton was born in NZ! Lol!

 

[PrincessInOz]

Boys are smelly.....women . do . not . pass . gas (SBD or otherwise).






Soooooo.......when was your first time?

I think mine was the dog-did-it-fart......

 

[PrincessInOz]

This is so funny to us in NZ as I think it's the first time Australia has actually wanted us for anything!!

That does not count here on the Australia Disboards though as we know we are welcome on here and it acutally should be called Australia/New Zealand

We did try to change it to Anzac....but we got IGNORED by the Webmasters!!!

 

[becpee]

I have just had this emailed to me by a friend. It is just the funniest thing I have read in a long time. I had tears streaming down my face and just had to come and share it with the Disers.

I hope you get a chuckle out of it too

http://hahasforhoohas.com/the-fart-that-almost-altered-my-destiny/

That is hilarious!

I'll never forget my ex BF leaving the room and let one rip and I yelled out "*** was that?"
It was a free for all after that

I actually had one of those moments when my Dad was really ill, my ExBF and I (again ) had been to eat on the way to the hospital and I had a Parma, got to the hospital and had one of those walks (like in Bridesmaids when they're trying on the bridesmaid dresses at the boutique and all get sick) and I almost ran to the toilet, there was only1, a disabled, sliding door almost didn't make it and when I walked out everybody that was sitting there looked at me, and my ex shook his head and was almost crying laughing.
My mum still talks about it to this day "oh remember when your Dad was in hospital and you almost pooed your pants and everybody in reception heard you"

Some things you never live down

 

[PrincessInOz]

That is hilarious!

I'll never forget my ex BF leaving the room and let one rip and I yelled out "*** was that?"
It was a free for all after that

I actually had one of those moments when my Dad was really ill, my ExBF and I (again ) had been to eat on the way to the hospital and I had a Parma, got to the hospital and had one of those walks (like in Bridesmaids when they're trying on the bridesmaid dresses at the boutique and all get sick) and I almost ran to the toilet, there was only1, a disabled, sliding door almost didn't make it and when I walked out everybody that was sitting there looked at me, and my ex shook his head and was almost crying laughing.
My mum still talks about it to this day "oh remember when your Dad was in hospital and you almost pooed your pants and everybody in reception heard you"

Some things you never live down

Us Aussie girls? All C-L-A-S-S.

 

[aussietravellers]

Boys are smelly.....women . do . not . pass . gas (SBD or otherwise).






Soooooo.......when was your first time?

I think mine was the dog-did-it-fart......

I honestly can't remember. But I do remember my mother, in the kitchen once.... we heard a noise and she casually said "oh that was my foot scraping across the floor". That has become my families standard saying if anybody accidently drops one

That is hilarious!

I'll never forget my ex BF leaving the room and let one rip and I yelled out "*** was that?"
It was a free for all after that

I actually had one of those moments when my Dad was really ill, my ExBF and I (again ) had been to eat on the way to the hospital and I had a Parma, got to the hospital and had one of those walks (like in Bridesmaids when they're trying on the bridesmaid dresses at the boutique and all get sick) and I almost ran to the toilet, there was only1, a disabled, sliding door almost didn't make it and when I walked out everybody that was sitting there looked at me, and my ex shook his head and was almost crying laughing.
My mum still talks about it to this day "oh remember when your Dad was in hospital and you almost pooed your pants and everybody in reception heard you"

Some things you never live down

That story is gold isn't it! I actually had an asthma attack i was laughing so much whilst reading that story.

OH NO! I am at your story!

Us Aussie girls? All C-L-A-S-S.

Yep, we Aussies, all class!

 

[australiankaren]

Us Aussie girls? All C-L-A-S-S.

yep.....how I love this thread and the twists and turns it makes.....

 

[becpee]

yep.....how I love this thread and the twists and turns it makes.....

Never a dull moment.

I'm surprised they didn't censor pooed, they censor everything else


I just cleaned the grout on my kitchen, open plan home, now i'll have to do the lot

 

[BecBennett]

I just cleaned the grout on my kitchen, open plan home, now i'll have to do the lot

I need to get my carpets professionally cleaned for this reason. I spilt something in the middle of the lounge room floor a couple of weeks back. I cleaned it up straight away and the stain came right out, but now there's this lovely clean creamy spot in the middle of my slightly grey carpet

You don't realise how dirty it is until you have something to compare it to...

 

[australiankaren]

I need to get my carpets professionally cleaned for this reason. I spilt something in the middle of the lounge room floor a couple of weeks back. I cleaned it up straight away and the stain came right out, but now there's this lovely clean creamy spot in the middle of my slightly grey carpet

You don't realise how dirty it is until you have something to compare it to...

buy a rug

here to help

 

[becpee]

buy a rug

here to help

Always thinkin

 

[australiankaren]

Always thinkin

you can never have too many rugs......hides a multitude of sins

 

[BecBennett]

people start to get suss when they see rugs covering rugs...

 

[BecBennett]

I'm not going to say much, but ouch...

 

[PrincessInOz]

buy a rug

here to help

Yeah....but that means spending money that I could be saving for a trip.

I'm not going to say much, but ouch...

Spending money is always ouch.

 

[PrincessInOz]

I've been pricing out my next trip. OUCH!

I will definitely have to live the creamy patch and not spend money. Maybe your could rub your shoes over the creamy patch enough so it will turn slightly grey again.... no need to spend money.

 

[battymum]

Really?