The Hyena Chat thread: Everyone's welcome!

[staley7580]

So aren't chocolate dipped Twinkies just really factory seconds that got stuck on the wrong Ding Dong conveyor belt?

Whatever they are... They are DELICIOUS. Well.. the one I ate was. I am assuming the one the baby ate was too.. Even though most of the chocolate ended up on her face.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

So aren't chocolate dipped Twinkies just really factory seconds that got stuck on the wrong Ding Dong conveyor belt?

No, no, not at all. They're the factory seconds that they send to the Ding Dong belt to cover up their hideous appearance. Once they're covered in chocolate, people never know they were seconds.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Whatever they are... They are DELICIOUS. Well.. the one I ate was. I am assuming the one the baby ate was too.. Even though most of the chocolate ended up on her face.

Wouldn't it be a HOOT to eat one during your ultrasound to see how the mini-munchkins react?

If they're girls they'll go all mellow and lovey-dovey. If they're boys they'll start Smackdown 2008 again.

 

[sameyeyam]

Have I forgotten any ribbons, or have I covered the various diseases that have touched the Hyena lives? And no they don't have a straight jacket ribbon for wacko people like me! I checked!

 

[staley7580]

Wouldn't it be a HOOT to eat one during your ultrasound to see how the mini-munchkins react?

If they're girls they'll go all mellow and lovey-dovey. If they're boys they'll start Smackdown 2008 again.

I could see it now.

 

[staley7580]

Have I forgotten any ribbons, or have I covered the various diseases that have touched the Hyena lives? And no they don't have a straight jacket ribbon for wacko people like me! I checked!

Naw... Im good. Do they have a ribbon for wanting to throttle your kids?? Probably not. I have nothing ribbon worthy.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Have I forgotten any ribbons, or have I covered the various diseases that have touched the Hyena lives? And no they don't have a straight jacket ribbon for wacko people like me! I checked!

I'm afraid to ask what the ribbon for colon cancer looks like...

 

[Alex2kMommy]

OMG, look what I found!

 

[staley7580]

I'm afraid to ask what the ribbon for colon cancer looks like...

Oh my. I just pictured a bum....

 

[sameyeyam]

Naw... Im good. Do they have a ribbon for wanting to throttle your kids?? Probably not. I have nothing ribbon worthy.

Sorry Megan, can't find a ribbon for that, but who needs a ribbon when you have this?

 

[staley7580]

Sorry Megan, can't find a ribbon for that, but who needs a ribbon when you have this?

I WANT ONE.

 

[Alex2kMommy]

You could put this in your signature, Sam:

ETA: Oh poo. Why doesn't this show up as a graphic instead of a link???

 

[sameyeyam]

I'm afraid to ask what the ribbon for colon cancer looks like...

Well it's brown of course!

 

[staley7580]

Well it's brown of course!

Of course!

 

[sameyeyam]

I WANT ONE.

They're giving them away free on the Spork page of photobucket.

You could put this in your signature, Sam:

ETA: Oh poo. Why doesn't this show up as a graphic instead of a link???

But what if there's a disease on there I don't support? Perhaps the Bunion Survivors Association or something??

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Oh my. I just pictured a bum....

I know!

It's sort of on my mind these days. I was supposed to have a colonoscopy at my next annual exam... which I was supposed to have in the summer of 2007...

I saw a thread the other day where someone was going to have to have their first one, and she was freaked out. So I admitted I was freaked out too, and maybe we could be freaked out together. She scheduled her exam, I scheduled my annual, but the annual isn't until December, GEEZ!

I'm not freaked out as much about the exam (which I'm freaked out enough about as it is) as the prep for it. When I did the prep for my hysterectomy two years ago, I thought I was GOING TO DIE. Yep, death from pooping your brains out. It was painful, it was gross, it was just... I thought it wasn't ever going to end! And I never knew your butt could get dry heaves!

 

[sameyeyam]

Of course!

Of course I'm a little concerned about what the significance of the dove with the olive branch on the colon cancer ribbon means. Who is that bird and where has he been?

 

[AZMickeyfans]

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Well it's brown of course!

OMG, how could I not know this???

 

[Alex2kMommy]

Oh my, you have such poor timing, Shawna!
I'm so sorry!