The happyhaunts' Rooms Without a View! Chapter 'o soup ~ Pg.40!

[ILMICKEY]

Mel, are you comin back??

 

[Sleeping*Beauty]

Just thought you could use a bump.

 

[stinkerbell007]

bump!

 

[LaLa]

But more importantly, why are there cobwebs in here and why is the toilet always clogged?

NOZZUB.

I guess that's what you get for leaving Master G with a Double E in charge. Whoever he is.

Just dropping by to see if by some chance you'd decided to pick this baby up and run with it. But I see you're still off ...


A. Trying in vain to parallel park the white van in front of ZZUB's office (How many times did I tell you NOT to go with the 15 passenger?!)

B. Succumbing to the after effects of one too many "Feel Good" Muffins

A. Desperately seeking Susan

R. Trying to convince Randy, Simon and Paula that you're the next American Idol

K. Trying to convince Randy, Simon and Paula that the fact that you're Canadian and not American and WELL past the cut off age for participants is a small technicality that can be overlooked quite easily (as you wink, slide a 20 across the table, and stuff the red "CANADA" hat into your backpocket)

A. Trying to convince Randy, Simon and Paula that the bag of fingernails is NOT yours

Biii. Measuring your cranium

Lii. Trying to convince others to measure their cranium too

P. Watching the Tom Cruise Scientology video

U. Rewatching the Tom Cruise Scientology video

W. Making a Tom Cruise Scientology video spoof

A. Choking on a roll of pepperoni from the General's purse

Y. Taking the phrase "Frankie Says Relax" to heart. NOFrick.

And last but not least,

B. Sharpening your ax and asking every tree in sight "You wanna piece of me?"

NOBritneySpears.

Obviously you've got more important things to do, but I, for one, would love to know how this story ends.

OR WOULD I?!

 

[Floridagram]

Well, I read the first 10 pages and then skipped to the last to see if it was done. I am guessing by these posts... NOT Do you think you can get caught up before I read the other 30 pages?

 

[HaleyB]

Hi LaLa

I am slapping you with my eyes right now.
Because I was sure that you were replying to a new update when I saw that you had posted to this thread.

Turned out to be a pump fake.

Were have Master G with the double E and Lil Grumpy gone?
What has become of Mel's pool without their loving care?
Is the Koala walk still the cool thing to do?
How is the cat? Which cat are we on now?
Who is bringing Zzubby those muffins?
What about watering the plants?

Where oh where has our little Mel gone?
Mr Silly says "hi"

 

[celerystalker]

La's cranium measurement choice brings up a valid point.
Since I've lost 130 pounds, is my cranium measurement less? Or is it more due to my obvious superior brain power?
I bet she still has the measurements somewhere.
You don't have to post an update, but please let me know what my previous measurement was so I can complete my experiment.
Wait.
Haley - go measure Mr. Silly's cranium. I think I was two inches less than him.
Or 1 and a half.
We don't need no steenkin Mel.
(Hi Haley!)

 

[TheDISneyFamily]

LaLa, if your post doesn't lure Me(l) back, then I don't know what will!

Melly, come out and play!

Or, are you hibernating for the winter up there?

 

[PrincessV]

My guess is the north-loving, woods-tackling, lumberjack-impersonating Happyhaunts are FROZEN. We'll likely have to wait for the Spring thaw for an update. Or another 1.368 days of a new TR.

 

[__disneygirl]

Mel, I was so happy to find your latest tripe and see that the you happyhaunts have again graced the DIS with your presence. I think.

Which report did you actually finish? Is it a myth? Can I have a link?

Anyway, please continue if you can. Cause i'm LOVIN IT!! As usual. Actually I think you are one of my FAVORITE trip reporters here on the DIS. I guess not finishing isn't such a bad thing, who likes endings anyway? Not me. Hope you had a wonderful holiday and New Year.

 

[DJR]

?tahw ro eikooc a tnaw uoY .uoy rof doog, siht daer ot elba eb ot hguone yzarc era uoy fI

Actually I would love a cookie..Thank you!

 

[celerystalker]

Here ya go.

 

[DJR]

Ooh! Chocolate chip...my favorite

 

[cruising spud]

I don't believe that this is a situation where Mel does not want to finish her trip report. I think it is a situation where too much time has elapsed, and Mel can't remember what happened on her trip.

 

[angelmav]

Maybe we could do one of those word sentencethreads and finish it for her?

 

[CiaoBelle]

Please come back and finish the report!!! We all miss you.

 

[angelmav]

Please come back and finish the report!!! We all miss you.

Mel has been reassigned within the Disboards Witness Relocation program.

Unfortunately, it would seem, that precludes her from revisiting this TR.

 

[burly]

Bwahahahahahahaha

 

[stinkerbell007]

...fer real, doh.

bwahahahaha.

 

[burly]

Just because someone should always bump up Mel for the newbies to read, even unfinished it's good.