The happyhaunts' Rooms Without a View! Chapter 'o soup ~ Pg.40!

[kpk89]

Oh, you're right Ash. I just wanted to be sure I know what's coming our way when Melly and her Canadian friends rock our breakfast meat world with their takeover.

And, go ahead and send Mel the bill, but be sure to use an ER in the US, if you want your son to have cured-ness any time soon.

I'm going to read the lazy snake bite again. That was some serious funny!!!

 

[LISAMWDW]

Your shower episode is hilarous! Hilarous cuz mom showers and bathroom visits are so like that!

 

[mikymouse]

All business on top. All party on bottom.

 

[LaLa]

Because everybody who's anybody knows if you're gonna play in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the band.

But why would anyone want to eat buffalo? Or diss Mrs. Butterworths? What are you, un-American?!

And just so you know...

We'd make you embrace Hockey Hair. All business in the front. All party in the back. Except for ZZUB. For obvious reasons.

...some of us have already embraced it. Unfortunately. Only it's spelled M-U-L-L-E-T where I come from.
And M-U-L-L-L-E-T where ZZUB comes from. I'm DED, by the way. Over that little... sweetheart. Cue Z with the whole "balding, not bald" thing....

Don't you just know the lady on the left side of that shot is going "It's the blonde again with that stinkin' camera! The entire meal, the entire meal, she's taking pictures. They'll let anybody in here. Let's ditch this place next year and try the Plaza. I hear they've got a great menu."

A giant wedge of sweet, creamy spreadable love: BUTTER.

Oh baby.

And that's all I care to say about that.

Plus a big piece of crispy bread to transport more butter to Me(l).

No... I never want a light beer. Light beer is for children.

I don't know why these three things made me laugh as hard as they did. They really shouldn't have. But they did. What does that say about me? At any rate, the mussels look gross. And you're such a man for ordering mussels when you could've had the salmon with vegetable barley or something along those lines, Mel. Remind me to NEVER eat at Artist Point. But then again, that soup is making my mouth water. Dadgum, it looks good!

Melly, I loved these last two chapters. You are on fire, woman. I laughed so hard and so long my face froze that way. I don't know how I'm going to explain the sitchashun at work. I LOVED the shower convo. That was FOFF, Mel. And I'm thinking lots of moms can relate to that one.

Keep it comin, chick. You're on a roll. With butter. Lots and lots of butter.

Is that how it goes, Frick?



OH! Almost forgot.

Who knows? It's not a real country anyway. Besides, I think Mel really lives in a trailer park outside of Poughkeepsie, along with 37 cats. All of whom are now named Zzub.

I am eighteen different kinds of DED after that. Call 911. Call Joe, Larry and Curly.

But I only have one question: who the heck is Chapter 11?!

 

[TheDISneyFamily]

This is the Soup of Dreams:

It's so good I nearly screamed "DADGUM IS THIS GOOD!".

It was so good I nearly picked up a southern accent.

It was so good I nearly made a big noisy fuss. But since I was now nearly a southern lady... I didn't.


Instead Mellyman and I looked at each other and exclaimed, "Crap!"!!!


In a good way.


And I told Mellyman that I believed that this soup was Nature's Perfect Food.

Holy Carp, Batman! Do my eyes deceive me?! The happyhaunts have dinner in a Disney Signature Restaurant? And LIKE it?!?

What is going ON here?!? There's (good) pictures of the food?!?

TFI, I would KILL for a bowl of that soup right now. Seriously. NOMeredith.

Can I borrow your axe?

Aren't you glad Mellyman suggested Artist Point? (well, he could of waited till you were done in the shower... ) Did you make it back there during your 2 week triP of DreaMs?

 

[Turtle]

And this was mine. And it was just wonderful. A big bowl of tiny dead critters to pry outta their former homes. And eat with a sauce of their own juices, wine and fennel.

Plus a big piece of crispy bread to transport more butter to Me(l).

I'm sorry. That looks like something I would have to eat on Fear Factor. And I think I would fail miserably. Except for the bread. That looks like all kinds of delicious.

 

[celerystalker]

Mmmm. So Artist point isn't ridiculously overpriced like Cinderella's Royal table?
that actually looks really yummy.
Minus the mussels.
ick.
why would you WANT broth with shells floating in it?
but them thar scallops look deeeeevine.
the only time I've had scallops that big was at a Portugese restaurant in Newark (I was only there for the restaurant and then ran back to the land of Dr. House).
they were yummy.
but now I know I can get them without setting foot in the garden state.
Bonus!

this chapter was mildly funny.
just kidding.
everyone else was saying how funny it is with lots of "f"s, so I wanted to be different.

 

[ncseric]

We should pitch in and buy Mellie one of these shirts:

http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/canadaamericashat/female

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Mel!!!

Excellent, eh?

All together now, my Ameri-friends:
If I had a million CANADIAN dollars... I'd be richer!
Now that was fun. Wasn't it?!
Yep.

Yes-sir-eee-Bob!

And Bob's your uncle too!

I don't believe "They" have grasped the importance of what you just typed to us in Canadia.

And the pain we all felt in previous trips to Disney.

Beward - the Canucks will be invading Disney in droves. The snow was flying today!

We'd make you embrace Hockey Hair. All business in the front. All party in the back. Except for ZZUB. For obvious reasons.

Lala sad:

...some of us have already embraced it. Unfortunately. Only it's spelled M-U-L-L-E-T where I come from.

Oh no, sorry sweet yellowish Lalalalalalala. Hockey Hair is not a mullet. Hockey Hair is Hockey Hair. All the boys want it. We embrace it. Kinda shaggy-like. After one sweats in a helmet. Which Zzub would know nothing of. Or would he??

And you're all pretty lucky. 'Cause we'd make some changes. Not specifically in this order:

You forgot one....

11a) We'd rename everyone Doug.

Keep it comin' Mel.

And keep buying those American dollars!

 

[Frickles]

Keep it comin, chick. You're on a roll. With butter. Lots and lots of butter.

Is that how it goes, Frick?

talk about butchering a saying....

It's "Just call her butter, 'cause she's on a roll".

or if she says something like "And, yes, he STILL pronounces it "Shiit-ache". Which I absolutely love." OR if she says Zzub, you respond with "pass the butter", because it is so corny.

If she says "I like mullets/hockey hair" you mutter "velveeta" because they're cheesey.

 

[LaLa]

Oh no, sorry sweet yellowish Lalalalalalala. Hockey Hair is not a mullet. Hockey Hair is Hockey Hair. All the boys want it. We embrace it. Kinda shaggy-like. After one sweats in a helmet. Which Zzub would know nothing of. Or would he??

I'm pretty sure ZZUB knows a heck of a lot about sweating. With or without a helmet. But I'm glad to know Hockey Hair is not a mullet. We've got enough of those around these parts as it is.

If she says "I like mullets/hockey hair" you mutter "velveeta" because they're cheesey.

Pass the butter because THAT's corny.

Speaking of corn, where's Mel?

I'll take two of those lovely hams, Frick. Just make sure you overnight both of them to Mel by days' end. Feel free to throw in the butter, rolls and Velveeta.

 

[whogirl'smom]

New reader here! Finally finished all 20-ish chapters and thought I would be brave and jump into the fray of one of these famous trip reports! And I find that Zzub actually does post....he never replies on his own TR, so I thought all his posts were just chapters from his many trippies. Who knew?

Mel, you are so FUNNY! But I have to hate you b/c you're skinny--bikinis? What's that????

 

[Peg In The Pound]

Bbbbbbbbbbuuuuuuuuutttttttttttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.


And
"America's Hat" is pretty high-larious, ncseric.
Good on ya.

 

[DJR]

Page 3!!! For shame Mel.

What's up this time???

The Bananas are waiting.

 

[ncseric]

I gave up on Mel's other trip reports... unsubscribed from all but this one. I'll give this one a few more weeks, since I'd bet she'll be migrating south from North Montana to go to WDW again before she finishes this report.

 

[pigletto]

Um. I am going to need more of this trip report,k?
Because it's funny .. very very funny. And my dh and I have been reading it pretty religiously. Well I read it.. and holler the best parts at dh. who thinks I am insane.
In fact we walked into a hotel room last Friday night and stepped out on the balcony to see a lovely view of dumpsters and utility vehicles. He said "Please tell me you didn't ask for an upgrade. You need to stop reading those trip reports."
So I am eagerly awaiting your next installment..

 

[50 years Too!]

Ditto on the above post.
Don't quit now Mel, we want you to break a record!

 

[PrincessV]

Page 5.... this doesn't bode well. Is it time to jump ship Mel?!

 

[angelmav]

I was wondering if someone was going to dust off this TR, but it looks like Mel has discarded it like so many maple syrup containers.

 

[CiaoBelle]

Please, please come back and post more!!! I need to here a little more canadian content/opinion about WDW before I leave in 18 days.