The happyhaunts' Rooms Without a View! Chapter 'o soup ~ Pg.40!

Mel...amazing interlude in the tripe report! I am TRYING to get my precious little ones to sleep, being very quiet, reading the disboards, thinking this is a good pasttime to bore them to sleep AND THEN I start laughing uncontrollably...shaking, snorting (yes, snorting), and crying laughter. My little ones keep asking me, what's so funny...while I have completely and totally woken them up. I just said, "you won't get it." I then wake them up a little more by turning on their light to leave the room so I can really laugh and go to call my friend to read her this hilarious interlude. Until I realized that it was 9:00 p.m. and she was also probably trying to get her precious little ones to sleep and wouldn't appreciate me giggling and snorting (yes, snorting) in her ear as I try and read this to her! So...I thought twice about it, decided to call her in the a.m., and sat down to type this.

Excellent...you really should publish your unfinished trip reports. Maybe you can team up with ZZUB and do a joint travel log for the disney fanatics. I am certain it would be a best seller!!!:goodvibes
 
And... he only mentioned once...that he thought he might be going home with a new magical Disney hernia.


Only he didn't say "magical" or "Disney". But I'm sure that's what he meant.


Hey, if you're out there: Dude, so contrite. Mean it.

:lmao: :lmao: :laughing:

Oh man Mel, what an adventure. Too bad the Magical snakes aren't as charming as the Magical ducks that don't mess in the Magical pools.
 
Look at the big long snake in the lazy river. Swimming directly at the Canadian lady and her lazy Canadian daughter. In the lazy river. Against the current. Really fast. Not at all lazy-like. Directly towards the more CRAZED than LAZED Canadians.

Sounds like ZZUB was trying to send you a 'Thank You' gift for that nice carnivorous plant you tried to send him a while back.

So far back, in fact, that I can't recall if that was in this trip report or not.

Watch the no-longer lazy Canadian woman lift her double tube over her head and literally climb onto the tube behind her. Which was ALREADY holding a weight-blessed, bald, middle-aged British chap with a bad sunburn. Watch the lady as she shrieks and bops the British folks in the head with her double tube. As she clambers around and around in circles on the strange man's tube. With the strange. Man. With the bad sunburn. STILL IN THE TUBE. Still bopping the other folks in the head with the wailing large double tube. That she won't let go of. For some reason.

First of all, I don't even know you but could picture this. In my mind's eye. In 20/20. Hyfreakingsterical.

Second of all, weight-blessed = Awesome new verbiage I'm using as much as possible.


Hey, if you're out there: Dude, so contrite. Mean it.

Oh how I wish the weight-blessed British dude was a DISer. Might be worth a country-wide search across the pond for him.

Simply to get this story. From HIS side. :upsidedow

Great mini-trippie within the maxi-neverending-unfinished trippie.
 

Watch the no-longer lazy Canadian woman lift her double tube over her head and literally climb onto the tube behind her. Which was ALREADY holding a weight-blessed, bald, middle-aged British chap with a bad sunburn. Watch the lady as she shrieks and bops the British folks in the head with her double tube. As she clambers around and around in circles on the strange man's tube. With the strange. Man. With the bad sunburn. STILL IN THE TUBE. Still bopping the other folks in the head with the wailing large double tube. That she won't let go of. For some reason.

Watch a handful of British women and girls start shrieking.

Some because of the snake heading in our direction in the lazy river.

The rest because of the CRAZED Canadian lady who is pummelling them, for some reason, with a large hoop of rubber. And scrambling around on their Dad's lap.

Apparently trying to drown him.


Or worse.


See the calm, good-natured British man with the sunburn note that the CM has finally succeeded in capturing the snake. And watch him take the nutso Canadian lady firmly by the shoulders and say, "Relax luv. He's got 'em."

Watch the Canadian lady check to see that he's not punking her. And then climb down off of the British man's tube, dragging her double tube over his poor burnt head for good measure. Turn to him and announce:

"Whew. Geez. You're so lucky I didn't panic."

*pop* DED.
 
I'm fairly new to these tripes but just wanted you to know I am sitting here with tears rolling down my face I'm laughing so hard. I think my coworkers think I've lost it...well, they may have thought that before anyway. Keep 'em coming!
 
Mel!!!

You should have had turkey at Jiko.

Or better yet, snake.

Now, there's some good eatin'

:scared1:
 
Are you adhering to some kind of silly posting schedule but failed to tell us when you're posting updates or have you again abandoned this Trip Report. I've taken to reading the ingredients on boxes.

What are "artificial flavors" anyway? Could they be any more specific?

Hope you're not dead.

But if you are, then RIP.

That's NOT rest in peace, BTW. I just let one rip. Sorry.

:moped:
 
Just got through reading this yet unfinished trip report and have to say

you are pretty freakin' funny.:rotfl2:


the comments are too.

now I am forced to go back and read the previous unfinished trip reports.

unavoidable.
 
Giving you the all clear signal... please remain calm and return to your seats as we will be taking off for a Happy Haunt :thumbsup2

Looking forward to more tales of unapropriate footwear
 
I'm DED and extremely traumatized by that TL snake story. You know you've ruined TL for me. I'll never look at TL the same way again. I can never again be lazy on the lazy river after that story.

I love the Stacey spoof though, Mel. That was downright hilarious. Probably some of the funniest stuff you've ever written.

Speaking of which, I read someone paid $100,000.00 for a three inch long lock of Che Guevera's hair on ebay.

It was YOU, wasn't it?!

Maybe that's where you've been.

ZZUB said:
What are "artificial flavors" anyway?

Flavors that are artificial. Duh!
 
Hey strangers!!!!


After a short hiatus. Of a month(ish) I'm back. With apologies. You see...I have the attention span of a graham cracker. AND... Beth and I went on another Disney trip. Which I will NOT be writing a TR on. You're welcome.

But... THIS 'lil story is NOT unfinished. NOT YET!!!!


But... soon.


Heh heh.

I'm just kidding. I'll have you know I fully intend to take this one as far as it will go.

Until I get bored.


Double heh.



Seriously... I really want to finish this two week adventure of ours. Before we go back next year. Good thing I'm on... DAY FREAKIN' FOUR!!!! Sheesh.

I have no excuse other than I've been wasting time fooling around doing other things. Like writing Odes to certain Disney Resorts. Just for fun.


But I'm back now. And I'm touched that some of you wished Me(l) a Happy Canadian Thanksgiving. I'm also touched that ZZUB actually pooped by to bump this for me.

Or am I?


What I'm thinking is this: There was a line for the lil Space Ranger's room.


Wasn't there?


But... apparently the air has cleared. The coast is clear. I've got my 45 on. So I can... rock on!


Anywho... I've wasted time doing this:


Ode on a Contemporary Resort!

O Appliance Shape! Fair A-frame! With tracks

Of monorail running through airy atrium

With groovy Blair mosaic and five-footed goat

Thou, toaster form, dost tease us with one thought

Thou needst this, Dude: Gigantor Poptart!

When Chef Mickey's food shall this generation lay to waste

Thou shalt remain, mostly b/c you're all about the location

Then there's room size, a friend to all guests, to whom thou say'st

"Beauty is the MK view, the MK view is beauty, eh!" ~ that is all

Ye know at Disney World, and all ye need to know. NOUnofficialGuide.



NOKeats.



See what I mean?


Ok.


I left y'all in the bathroom with Mellyman. In his panties. Cleaning the gum off his butt.



For a MONTH!!!!


So sorry about that. But... know this: It ain't that bad a butt to look at. For a month.


Heh heh.



Let's continue.



The happyhaunts had a lunch ADR at Tony's Town Square. Our first time eating there.


And what KILLS me now is this: The menu has completely changed. I'm writing about food you can't even ORDER anymore.

So... this will be a HUGE help.

Again.


But I'll tell you about it anyway. The happyhaunts checked in and waited about 10 minutes for our name to be called. We were led to a nice booth and the ladies grabbed the nice soft booth side. Leaving the men to sit in the chairs. As is done. In Canada.


I think.


Our server came and introduced herself and we ordered drinks all around. And some of the breadsticks with the tomato dip.

They appeared very quickly...

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And disappeared even MORE quickly.

I barely had time to annoy Mellyman by taking the picture.

I didn't try them but Calvin thought they were great. To the point of attempting to scrape the leftover sauce outta the ramekin with his finger and lick it clean.

I gave him the eye. Which said, "Don't do it, Boy!".

He gave me the eye back which said, "But it's ALREADY ON my finger, Mom!"!

He solved the problem by wiping his finger on his shorts.


Instead of his napkin. Which was probably already on the floor in a ball. Under his shoes which he'd kicked off to let his "dogs" breathe.

I feel sorry for his future wife already.


The boys ordered spagetti, Mellyman the Italian Panini with salad and Beth and I chose to split the Chicken Parmesean sandwich with caesar salad on the side. Which our server said we could do instead of the garden salad.

Then Beth took this picture:


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Like every other person who eats here. And we sat back to admire the inside of the restaurant while we waited for our order.

It was nice. And that's about it. I wasn't blown over by it and we decided we liked both the inside of the Liberty Tree Tavern and The Plaza Restaurant better.

It was also busy and noisy.

We got our food and started to eat. They forgot to sub the caesar salad for the garden for Beth and I but we didn't say anything. Not a big deal.

Then our server came by to check on us and realized that we hadn't received the right salad. She came back moments later with a whole big caesar salad for us to split.

It was the best part of the meal. The sandwich was "meh". We thought. But Mellyman really liked his and the boys were happy with their pasta.

When we finished up Beth and Mellyman decided to blast out and head for Fantasyland to get Fastpasses for Winnie the Pooh. Or Peter Pan. Or something. For Tommy. And we made plans to meet up in front of Splash Mountain as soon as possible.

The boys wanted dessert and so they stayed with me while I paid.

Through the nose.


I thought the prices were OUTRAGEOUS for the quality. And quantity. Seriously. Not a big fan. Here. But I'm glad I tried it. Once.

And it was nice of the server to bring us the extra salad.


We headed out and picked up our stroller from where it was parked. And the CM out front of Tony's stopped the boys and started blowing bubbles at them. Then offered the bubble blower and bubble...errr...juice to Tommy. He started blowing bubbles back at her. And at Calvin and at me. It was pretty fun until Calvin decided it wasn't anymore. And we headed up Main St.

I let him do the work while I did the MORE IMPORTANT work: digesting.

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We moseyed through Frontierland and got stuck for a little while waiting for the little Woody's Roundup show they do RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET... to finish up.

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They wouldn't let us pass by and as much as we wanted to ram the stroller right into Woody's or Jesse's shin and keep goin'... we decided to go the more PC way, instead.


Which was this:

The boys played with guns while we waited.

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So did I.


Well...boys will be boys. Afterall.



And I'm not going to tell them not to play with them either. Except I don't let them point them at anyone's face and pretend to shoot.


I'm not OK with that.


A body-shot is always the better way to go. And more ethical.


As I was told in my hunting class.


Ok.




Then we reached Splash Mountain where Mellyman and Beth were waiting for us. In the HUGE crowd of people milling about in front of both Splash Mountain and BTMRR.

It's always the same in that area when it's busy. And it seems like the easiest place in the Magic Kingdom to lose your kid.


If you should choose to do so.


Not that there's anything wrong with that.


Heh heh.


Well... we decided to keep them all. All three kids. B/c we love them, obviously. And the boys had guns.


First we saw this:


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And got into the Fastpass! line.


Where we saw this:


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Which made us nearly WEEP with happiness that we had the Fastpasses! I, truly, had never seen the line for this ride so long before. It was crazy long. And it was crazy hot. And we decided at that moment to do Splash Mountain and then bail from the Magic Kingdom altogether. Even though Beth and Mellyman had bothered to grab Fastpasses for Winnie the Pooh. They weren't good until MUCH later and the idea of an afternoon spent by the pool at our resort was sounding pretty darn good.

So we did Splash Mountain. And headed back. Back to the VWL. And the Quiet Pool.


The QUIET POOL?????!!!!!!


You say.


Yep. B/c that's what I said to Mellyman when he suggested it.


"THE QUIET POOL!!!!" I yelled. Heh heh.



We're not "Quiet Pool" people!!!!


Or are we?


Cheers, Mel happyhaunt.


Back in Black.

For Hallowe'en.


:3dglasses
 
Whoo hoo... great update.... and a review I was glad to see... I have been wondering if Tony's was good... sounds like it was okay :)

As always love the random shots you take... man I"d hate to be stuck in that Spalsh line... Thank goodness for FP :)
 
La La kills me.
If only wishing made it so.

I hated your Ode to the Contemporary as much as I hated Keat's Ode (to sitting) On a Grecian Urn. I hate Keats even more than I hate you. Which is saying something.

But I love me some Pop Tarts. So you redeemed yourself.

We're not "Quiet Pool" people!!!!
You don't say.

:moped:
 
I have no excuse other than I've been wasting time fooling around doing other things. Like writing Odes to certain Disney Resorts. Just for fun.

And starting other reports that you're not finishing.

GET TO WORK. Or you're fired. NOTrump.
 
The happyhaunts had a lunch ADR at Tony's Town Square. Our first time eating there.


And what KILLS me now is this: The menu has completely changed. I'm writing about food you can't even ORDER anymore.

It's changed again, did it get better or worse?
 
Ode on a Contemporary Resort!

O Appliance Shape! Fair A-frame! With tracks

Of monorail running through airy atrium

With groovy Blair mosaic and five-footed goat

Thou, toaster form, dost tease us with one thought

Thou needst this, Dude: Gigantor Poptart!

When Chef Mickey's food shall this generation lay to waste

Thou shalt remain, mostly b/c you're all about the location

Then there's room size, a friend to all guests, to whom thou say'st

"Beauty is the MK view, the MK view is beauty, eh!" ~ that is all

Ye know at Disney World, and all ye need to know. NOUnofficialGuide.

You really think it looks like a toaster? A toaster? Really?

A toaster?!

You may actually have something there.

Our server came and introduced herself and we ordered drinks all around. And some of the breadsticks with the tomato dip.

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That looks good. But are you sure it was tomato dip? I think it was something else entirely. In fact, I'm not even convinced you were at Tony's. Or Disneyworld, for that matter. And I highly doubt those are actually breadsticks. As you claim. But then again, maybe that's just me.

I gave him the eye. Which said, "Don't do it, Boy!".

He gave me the eye back which said, "But it's ALREADY ON my finger, Mom!"!

He solved the problem by wiping his finger on his shorts.

This killed me, Mel. Because as of a mother of a nine year old boy, I can completely see it. And I'm wiping my finger on my shorts too. Because something tells me I don't want none of that eye.

I thought the prices were OUTRAGEOUS for the quality. And quantity. Seriously. Not a big fan. Here. But I'm glad I tried it. Once.

We pretty much felt the same way about the food there last year. Except we were on FD so the prices weren't that big of a deal. In fact, I think the opposite is true with FD. The higher the bill is, the better off you feel about eating there. Well, it's that way with us anyway. Because we're Rednecks. And we're cheap. We're cheap Rednecks. NOZZUB. But the food was just okay in our opinion. The patio view of Spectromagic rocked our world and made our socks go up and down all at the same time. It really was awesome. So that made the meal worth it to us. But otherwise, I'd have to go with a big "meh" freaky borg on the food quality too.

But we liked the Lady and the Tramp fountain. Beth's got good taste. It's not made out of plastic, by any chance, is it?

What I'm thinking is this: There was a line for the lil Space Ranger's room.


So many comments, so little time...

Loved the update, Melly My Melly. Glad to see it's still alive.

:moped:
 


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