The happyhaunts' Rooms Without a View! Chapter 'o soup ~ Pg.40!

[DJR]

Where IS DJR? At the Intensive Care Unit? Visiting his stupid bananaman?

Well, if you must know, I was off visiting my lawyer about filing an assault charge against you for attacking my beloved bananamen. I can't believe you are capable of such violence. It's a bit of a problem finding a process server to up to the wilds of Canada, but we are making good progress. Just be careful about answering the door for a while.

Here's something to keep you company while you wait.

 

[ZZUB]

Just be careful about answering the door for a while.

That's always good advice. From what I hear.

 

[AshClan]

Awesome chapter, Mel! We, too, had the BEST time at the Hoop Dee Doo watching our kids, and more specifically, our youngest, almost falling off of his chair in laughter at the corny jokes. It truly was a highlight of our trip in 2005.

I skipped the cornbread, tho. The kids said it was very good. And that there didn't seem to be a lot of "corn" in it.


Although you can't really trust them. They are kids, afterall. And don't eat that much cornbread on a yearly basis.

Plus... both Calvin and Tommy think paste is delicious.

Lots of giggles in this chapter!! Now Hoop Dee To It, and write another. Please

 

[stinkerbell007]

"Screen Sniffing Freaks!"

Bwahahahahahahahahaha! ...so busted.

 

[luvmyboys]

But... it was just our type of humour.

9 year old boy humour.

Oh goody! We have one of those!

Plenty of bodily function jokes. And noises. Silly skits. Fun songs. And plenty 'o laughs for everyone.

Especially... a 9 year old boy.

Well then-- HOOP DE DOO DOO it is for us! I'll just take my three boys (NOhusband) for several plates of onions & beans, followed by some good ole' country humor (and a separate hotel room for me)!

I think they'll love it, corn and all-- even if they don't think paste is delicious!

Great installment Mel. Have Eva tell Tony I think he's cute!!

 

[MainStMandy]

I also fondlier recalled the show... Miami Vice.

Ok...not sure which is worse. The fact that you used the word fondlier (which is not, in fact a word)...or that you are FONDLY referring to Miami Vice.

Do you know what happens when you Google Fondlier?? It tries correcting you...

Did you mean: fondler







Makes sense

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Y'all do KNOW that Leona Helmsley is dead.


Right?


Not DED.



She's dead.


Like John Denver.



I think.


Cheers, Melly.





P.S. Makin' up your own words is the *NEW* big spoon.


Screw the having "actual definitions" for the *NEW* big spoons tho.


Too tired.

 

[burly]

I'll admit, i sniffed. Bwahaha. Thank you for the update and all the info on the Hoop De Doo Da. Can't wait to go see it with my sista. We are 9 year olds while without husbands and kids. gonna love it. And my sister, stinkerbelle, she has an invisible sign on her forehead that only performers can see; it reads "Pick me!" and they do. so it should be double ee fun.

 

[Frickles]

Well I couldn't smell the shortcake, but I sure could smell the onions. Whew! Keep the food pics coming Mel!

How fun to get to do the HoopDeeDoo! That is something we've never done, so I'm going to have to put it on my list of must doos (NOZ)

Chapter 11 aka Big Thumb Avatarman. Is, once AGAIN, reported to the mods. For flirting. With Mellyman.

Thanks for the major laugh! Although, Mellyman is probably a bit tall for Chappie's taste.

 

[team weasel]

Thanks Mel! I needed this little cup o' carp to brighten up my day.

I work in the mortgage industry and let's just say it's been a ZZUB kind of week.

 

[mlill]

Onions, beans and fart jokes!

Outstanding!

Does it GET any better?!? How are ya gonna top this?

 

[Mr._The_King]

I think I was scratching something else before I scratched the screen Now I ruined the screen for anyone else that reads this chapter. Sorry guys.

 

[kpk89]

Hoop de Dooooooooooo!

Laughing so hard, tears on all four cheeks here. TMI?

Love it!!

 

[Mickey'sMainMami]

Just found your report, and I just had to say that I absolutely love it! Thanks for writing and keeping me entertained!

 

[Jill in Chicago]

Loving this trip report!

 

[Tink-ing]

Me(l)

I've been a lurker/nonDISer for a long, long, LONG time on the TR boards. Long enough to have read a lot of the Endless trip reports. And Overdue ones. And to have lost my purse. Four times. And to be able to appreciate your love/hate relationship with the Return Key. Long enough to remember when the HappyHaunt report that apparently is now serving 10-20 in Lockdown was new!? Which means that by the time it makes parole it should be right on track in terms of timliness of installments.

It's a pity. I think I remember that I was enjoying that one...

Anyway, having FINALLY joined and FINALLY found this trippie, I decided I'd better subscribe 23 pages in!!! So, quickly, I had to comment on the following:

Me(l): I didn't want him to look back at two weeks in The World and compare it to two weeks at Build a Bear.

I think, so far, this is one of my favorite lines.

Me(l): That's how Mellyman suffers from stress. He gets an itchy arm.

The fact that I can seriously relate to this both comforts and scares me. I think.

Me(l): And Mellyman scratched at his right arm with the intensity of Gollum with the Ring.

But looks NOTHING like Gollum with the Ring. Thank goodness. You and your bride look like a very happy couple.

I'm also making a mental note that if, for next year's tentative trip, I decide to stay at the WL, to ask for a DOWNGRADE. Now that I see what asking for an upgrade will get you.

ZZUB: This was funnier than a spinal tap.

There is nothing UN-FUNNIER than a spinal tap. Unless we're talking about an inept ER doctor who tried said spinal tap FIVE TIMES (with no success) before I about shouted at HIS shoes. Sorry, a bit OT but I was immediately transported back to that moment when I read that.

Me(l), not only is your likely-eternally-unfinished trippie hilarious, but it also eases the pain of knowing I won't be back in the World for at least 13 months (if not longer). It's a great read to pass the time...especially since by then I figure we'll be on Chapter 59, Day 3.

I only hope that when the time comes for me to (finally!) write a trippie, it's even half as funny as yours.

Thanks for all of the laughs!

 

[stinkerbell007]

Okay, Me(l). Keep 'em coming! I just love this stuff. You are hilarious. And you got some comic competition on this board! (Y'all know who you are!)

...........

Me(l), not only is your likely-eternally-unfinished trippie hilarious, but it also eases the pain of knowing I won't be back in the World for at least 13 months (if not longer). It's a great read to pass the time...especially since by then I figure we'll be on Chapter 59, Day 3.

I only hope that when the time comes for me to (finally!) write a trippie, it's even half as funny as yours.

Tink-ing: Okay, first of all -- the Chapter 59, Day 3 thing caught me offguard and I now have half chewed Chinese food on my favorite computer screen, which I so curiously 'scratched and sniffed' [freak!] a few days ago. Ewww.

Bwahahahaha!!

And as for being half as funny as our dear Me(l), looks like you got a good start. I'm looking forward to your 13-month pre-trip report. Ahhhh, come on! You know you wanna do it! I'd subscribe!

Plus, I like your name. Nice. Welcome aboard from a fellow newbie.

 

[Chapter 11]

Or discount sushi.

Would that be a Starkist Roll? Yum.

 

[LaLa]

Love ya Mean it Ash! At least I know YOU'VE got my back, friend.

And just for the record, DJR. I, personally, avoid answering the door at all costs. I'm too afraid some freak with a penchant for poems and muffins (NOMEL) might be standing on the other side of it.

But for the record, I'm DED over these last two chapters, Melly.

I LOVE the scene you described at the HOOP DE DON'T.

Almost makes me wanna HOOP DE DOO it.

The visual of Calvin cracking up and then you cracking up because of it killed me. Now that's what good family fun is all about.

Keep it comin' Melly. I feel the need to fall out on the floor and find another dangling particle or two.



P.S. JOHN DENVER'S DEAD?!!!! WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN?!

 

[Disfan3]

Mel where are the make up tips?


LALA LOCKLEAR. Bout time you showed up. Naughty viking....badbadbad... (enter crazy viking smilie here...duh)