The happyhaunts' Rooms Without a View! Chapter 'o soup ~ Pg.40!

[DJR]

And just for the record, DJR. I, personally, avoid answering the door at all costs. I'm too afraid some freak with a penchant for poems and muffins (NOMEL) might be standing on the other side of it.

A wise precaution. You never know who might be wielding an axe.

 

[samc]

This one had me screaming with laughter and tears!......we're so booking the hoop for the next trip.....love me some 9 year old humor otherwise I wouldn't be reading this TR............or would I??

in 5 more days!!!!!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

DED
DED
DEDDITTY
DED
DED


Mel.

Firing people through the shower?

Dude I so read that out load and had my husband laughing so hard. At me.
Because I was confused.
At what you said.

Seriously confused.

I was under the impression the you were on the balcony during a rain shower and therefore firing CM's as they walked by your balcony.



HE understood what you meant.

I did not.


I am so ded.

 

[Tink-ing]

Real quick because I don't want to hijack the happyhaunt thread...

I now have half chewed Chinese food on my favorite computer screen

Well, I'm glad I could make you laugh. Sorry to hear about the Chinese 'sprinkling' I caused.

And as for being half as funny as our dear Me(l), looks like you got a good start. I'm looking forward to your 13-month pre-trip report. Ahhhh, come on! You know you wanna do it! I'd subscribe!

Thank you for the encouragement. I have a tendency to be a little long-winded, a tad apt to start down rabbit trails and still don't have anything officially booked for next year. I figure I'd save the moderators the task of shutting down my thread for being waaaaaayyyy too long (NOMel) before I've even made my first ADR. However, once things are closer and I've actually got something booked, I'll definitely start a pre-trippie. I'll keep an eye out for you!

 

[CampbellScot]

Ok so I won't quote their adorable pic in case Mel wants to pull it or something, but my fellow DISers please consider the following Power Couples:

Compare and contrast our loverly Happy Haunts.

Now, whilst many fair comparisons can be made between our beloved Me(l) and America's Most Beloved Redhead, Lucille Ball.

consider...

Me(l) and her stunning bride, are every bit as Magical as Darren and Samantha Stevens.

Discuss amongst yourselves...

OH my WORD!!! Is Mr. Samantha holding a DACHSHUND?! And I thought that family couldn't get any freakin cuter!

Almost as cute as Me(l) and her dashing hubby!!!

 

[Turtle]

Wow, great tripe report. How have I missed this? Heh, my sis-in-law's name is Amelia, which I never call her. I call her Melly. So it's been interesting reading about Melly and Mellyman all over the place.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Hey Mel - I too, like you .....are sucking the last bits out of summer so not here often - but I found two, two, two chapters in one!

Mellyman said, Sometimes you aren't just wasting your time on the Disboards, I guess."

Out of the mouth of another Canadian DH.......

I laughed so hard I had tears on all six cheeks.

You figure it out.

Keep it comin'

 

[wdw$man]

What did happen to Delswife??

 

[KJMAX1]

Me(l) where oh where art thou? This thing has fallen to page two already and arent we still on day two? I've been a long time reader, but never really a responder. Same with Zzub's report, and Ive decided to now read Lala's trip report! Keep it up Me(l)!

 

[GeorgiaAristocat]

What did happen to Delswife??

Robin is still around, just not HERE. She frequents a different board and is still writing. She has a new grandbaby!!!

 

[burly]

PAGE TWO. Need to bumpity bump bump it. Hey Mel aren't the kids in school. You should have so much free time now. Stop shopping for more shoes. Start writing. Or. Not. No. Pressure. he he.

 

[1000thhappyhaunt]

Thanks for staying sorta tuned.

And bumping my tripe back from page 197.


Again.

I've been AWOL(ish) for a little while.

Like two weeks I think.

Finishing up the summer vacation season in CANADA. Here.


By camping at Inverhuron, Algonquin Park and up at our cottage.


But... NOW... summer is OVER. Officially. The kids started back to school today.

Sigh


Which means 7 things, roughly:

1. Life full-on sucks.
2. I will be lonely(ish) for awhile.
2.5. I may need another cat.
3. I will probably add a chapter to this dog of a tripe tomorrow.
4. ZZUB sucks.
5. ZZUB blows.
6. And three other words which means ZZUB sucks and/or blows.
7. It's gonna start getting colder up here. Real fast. And the pool is gonna get shut down. Too.

And, most importantly:

7. I can now stop shaving my legs for the next 9 months.


In the meantime I was thinking of starting a thread on the Community Board entitled: "Could I be Any Hotter?! The Unfinished Beaches Report. With PICS, PICS, PICS!"!!!!


Here's just a little sample to whet your appetite:

BOOM! Baybees!!!


So.


Until tomorrow. Ish. Keeping rolling your tide! Or...errr...whatever else rolls.


Just like Me(l)!!!!


Heh heh.


Cheers, Melly.

 

[LaLa]

Man, she's really let herself go since she started hanging out on the DIS and burning her cookies!

Mel, I'm DED!

Glad to see you back around, chick. And I'm ALSO glad to hear you want another cat. Because I just MAY have picked one up for you. Just because.

Keep bringin' the funny, Melly.



PS. How much does it cost to ship a cat to Canada?

 

[pongoperdigirl]

You know La, there are so many things I could say about that pic.
But they all refer to people I can't talk about on here.

So.

It looks more like __________ to me.

 

[LaLa]

You know La, there are so many things I could say about that pic.
But they all refer to people I can't talk about on here.

So.

It looks more like __________ to me.

ZZUB?

 

[pongoperdigirl]

ZZUB?

Nah. I think he is more of a tankini man.

And Chappie rocks the one piece

 

[burly]

Bwahahahahahahaha!

 

[Peg In The Pound]

Love your TR.
You get my first post.
Ever.
Can't wait to read what comes next!

 

[Ron from Michigan]

You folks up there in CANADA sure get a lot of vacations. It seems like every other week your either camping or at WDW. Wow maybe we all better move to CANADA so we can take more vacations. Let's hurry up and get the next chapter posted because we go on vacation starting Friday.

 

[samc]

hey Mel.........glad you're back

did you see the tide roll on Saturday?