The happyhaunts' Rooms Without a View! Chapter 'o soup ~ Pg.40!

[DJR]

OMG! Just reading your camping description reminds me why I never go rougher than the Holiday Inn, or maybe OKW. Did camping once...never again.

Don't forget about the ticks, you know what they did to your pet deer.
Love the hairdo. Goes great with some Viking horns.

 

[sleepingbean]

Did you just call Me(l) a "cutie"?!
If so... you haven't seen me smile.

You are so guilty of being a
The braids and blue eyes and smile...the verdict is in... ... with a bit of and a little and with all that roughing it camping...some of this too
But don't worry...definitely none of this (at least not this early in the TR)

Hey, just don't be afraid to hit that enter button all you want. It's there

so

use

it.

I was afraid it wasn't getting enough use until I saw this thread

 

[LaLa]

Okay, so I really don't.

I've just been waiting for a chance to use that line somewhere.

Freaky borg with DJR. I'm not really into roughing it too much. I don't camp unless I'm in a cabin. In order to lay my head down, I need a door that locks like a needle needs a vein. Of course I'm talking about the front door, but a lock on the bathroom door would also be appreciated.

Along with an actual bathroom. Of course.

I think I'm a little scared of you, Mel. You look like one bad Mama. But you're also one HILARIOUSLY FUNNY Mama. I'm completely DED.

DED!

Have fun up North, my girl!

And by all means...

Bring back some potato salad for ZZUB!

 

[burly]

THE SPIDER.....reminds me why i am a whimp and don't camp...up north...or anywhere for that matter. have fun.

 

[Disfan3]

Next she will be posting her make up tips...

or will she??


YES Mel. You know me.

Or do you??




A real woman would wear 4 inch heels with her axe.

Just sadin'.... I am somewhat disappointed in THAT.

 

[jcchicago]

Love your trip reports!

 

[LISAMWDW]

Great camping tips!

Have a great weekend!

 

[praisehisname]

Great chapters, Mel! Hope you're having fun up North. We're heading out tomorrow for some camping. Well, I guess it's actually RVing, 'cause I don't do tents.

Denise

 

[Chapter 11]

Nice axe. Heh.

Mel's Camping Tips ~ How to Gut a Smallmouth Bass. With pics, pics, pics!

Why would you gut it? Just use a bottle opener and enjoy the smooth taste and .... oh wait, you're talking about the fish. Never mind.

 

[team weasel]

Since we are all about quoting JT and stealing restaraunt tag lines, all I have to say is....

Bah Dah Bah Bah Bah...I'm loving it!

Party Like a Rock Star!

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Mel.

You crack me up and scare me all at the same time.

 

[Frickles]

Oh. My. Gosh. I did not just come here and get enlightened to what a HappyHaunt with an axe, channeling Axel Rose, does while camping in the great North Woods did I? Sweet!


Borg on the hairstyle...but one difference, my pony tail holders (that is what we call them down here in the south) have to be the same color!!!! Girl, you walk on the wild side.

So Zzub, hello back at ya. I saw what you put by Ash's name. What the hay? How did I get bumped from the favorite screen name position? I'm offended. You better do something to make up for that little faux pas or else I'm sending back that Bambi needlepoint pillow you made for me. I know you minored in cross stitch at Bama, and I must say they taught you well (roll tide), but I'm ready to fling that sucker at you.

Mel, I will thank you in advance for the nightmares I'm going to have from the picture of the spider.

Why do I keep hearing Welcome to the Jungle?

 

[pongoperdigirl]

Hey Frick!

At least he remembered you.
LOL.

 

[Frickles]

Well Pongo, I'm sure he remembers you too. He just forgot to take his CRS pill.

 

[AshClan]

Melly, mymelly. You are too frickin' NOF cute for words. And the BRAIDS!!!! DED. I can't remember the last time I wore braids. In fact, I'm not sure if I ever did. But you do them justice, you sweet freckle-faced, blue eyed lumberjack! You slay me, truly. And you are a better (wo)man than me. This mama don't camp. E-V-E-R.

Frick, get over yourself. The favorite screen name title was mine first. You were just the first runner up who got a brief try at taking over the duties after the Dorkapalooza Splash Mountain incident of 2006. I'm back to being nice(ish) to Z, so you've been relegated back to 2nd place. I'll let you know if anybody finds those nude pics of me and forces me to step down. In the meantime, you should keep workin' on getting settled in your rental. Just be glad you're not in a tent with the Happyhaunts, their axe, and their pet spider

 

[jamal]

I've almost got it. I've been working on my Mel-gets-ready-to-go-camping imitation and these pics DID help. Thanks, homey. Girlfriend. Whatever.

Why would anyone flirt with you when we have such a clear picture of that hunk o' hard-workin' Mellyman now? Look at him, working his forearms off keeping those canoes from doing the fingernails-on-a-chalkboard while Heidi is scootched in the front seat giggling and adjusting the settings on her camera.

I hope he's settled back with a Bass while Pippi's workin' the ax(e).

I might have slapped you with my eyes when I saw you looking about 25 in those closeups, tfi. Get some years on that face, woman, and start looking like a real used-up mother of three.

 

[Frickles]

I think Ash was flirting.

I see that Zzub is the forget and forgive type. OK, Ash, I will let you take back your title that you lost when you stated ever so clearly that you thought Zzub looked like the 80 year old bald man in your Splash boat. But you do know the baby's middle name is Frickles, Yolanda Frickles Wilson, so I do have some sort of victory.

 

[stinkerbell007]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!


.......breath. sigh....



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

 

[ncseric]

All I can say is,






wait for it....








RICOLA!

 

[burly]

Axl Rose..... Ricola You guys are killin' me ded.