Oh, the moon was full
In the color of blood
The night the Werewolves came
To the Vampire Club
A wolf named Jake tried to show off
He walked up to Bella with his shirt off.
Well, he recognized a Vampire
From his school
He said something that was
Most uncool,
"Hey, Pretty Boy, with the Sparkly skin!
I'm gonna steal your girl,
'Cause I hate your kin!"
Fur was flying, capes were torn
Hell hath no fury like a werewolf scorn.
Number one rule in this Clan
Slay the undead who invade your land.
Wolves were maimed, vampires were crushed
By furry paws in a rush.
Bela Lugosi orders a bud, he said,
"Who let these fools in my vampire club?"
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