The Hangout Thread, Happy Holidays!

[Raven_the_Bird]

I fixed my tags, but now I think they might be wrong D;

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Yay, there's no extra letter.

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

The Fates were kind
They let me in
The dragon's lair
The den of sin
I placed my sword upon its heart and with a prayer
I thrust it in.

The dragon fell
Upon the ground
Twas then I heard
A whimpering sound
A dragonling
To his father clung
Who only fought
To protect his young

 

[MickeyisBeast]

"The awkward moment when you come downstairs and your 20 year old brother is jamming out to Justin beiber in the shower......."

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

There's a monster that lives ‘neath your bed
Oh for crying out loud it's a futon on the floor
He must be flat as a board

There's a creature that lurks behind the door
Though I've checked there 15 times
When I leave then he arrives
Every night

 

[MickeyisBeast]

happy birthday chachacha
may your birthday be filled with less spam and lots of presents

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Tell the monster that lives ‘neath your bed
To go somewhere else instead
Or you'll kick him in the head

Tell the creature that lurks behind the door
If he knows what's good he won't come here anymore
Cause you'll kick in his butt at the count of four

Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight
Now it's time to close your tired eyes
There are devils to slay and dragons to ride
If they see you coming, hell they better hide

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight my little slayer goodnight

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

Tell the monster that eats children, that you taste bad
And you're sure you'd be the worst that he's ever had
If he eats you, don't you fret, just cut him open with an axe
Don't regret it, he deserved it, he's a cad

Tell the harpies that land on your bed post
That at the count of five you'll roast them alive
Tell the devil its time you gave him his due
He should go back to hell, he should shake in his shoes
Cause the mightiest, scariest, creature is you

Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight
Now it's time to close your tired eyes
There are devils to slay and dragons to ride
If they see you coming, hell they better hide

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight my little slayer goodnight

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I won't tell you, there's nothing ‘neath your bed
I won't sell you, that it's all in your head
This world of ours is not as it seems
The monsters are real but not in your dreams
Learn what you can from the beasts you defeat,
You'll need it for some of the people you meet

Goodnight demon slayer, goodnight
Now it's time to close your tired eyes
There are devils to slay and dragons to ride
If they see you coming, hell they better hide

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight my little slayer, goodnight

Goodnight, goodnight, goodnight
Goodnight

 

[MickeyisBeast]

I had a dream last night that I was a superhero. And then I was flying around and stuff at school, then i fly outside and there's a pool and I see Tator Tot and i like try to fly into him but i miss and then he's like "what do you want" and i laugh at him and walk away. and then i see some girls at a table and i go to sit with them and then i notice niall horan, from one direction, is sitting right by so i go to talk to him and he's soo nice and i'm like omg and then the rest of one direction walk up and i'm like omg harry and then we all go see a movie, aka Cars, with one of the girls I met from the table by the pool. And then one direction leaves and me and the girl go find them at this fair thing outside the movie theater and each one of the boys are running a stand so we go to harry's but justin bieber is standing there and his eyes are like amazing and then harry pulls me away from him

and then i get chased by people in blue cloaks, the end.

 

[MickeyisBeast]

gpoy

 

[MickeyisBeast]

 

[MickeyisBeast]

why does these gifs look so awkward baha

 

[MickeyisBeast]

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

When the Devil is too busy
And death's a bit too much
They call on me by name, you see
For my special touch
To the gentlemen, I'm Miss Fortune
To the ladies, I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Anyway, it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
While there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting round the corner
It's a game, I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily

 

[Raven_the_Bird]

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn on the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start

 

[MickeyisBeast]