The kid next to me in Art made me help him with his freshman english stuff. And his teacher must be a Yankees fan because the set of rules she typed up all had different examples like
"The New York Yankees went to Boston to sweep the Red Sox"
"C.C. Sabathia struck out Ortiz, Ellsbury, and whoever else"
"The Yankees won the division title, going to the playoffs for the American East"
and she had like 480923 examples all about the Yankees and I was like "omg can I have your English teacher?" but the kid I was helping was a Braves fan so he was like "eh."