The Good Ole Freap Chat ~ Sequel Part III ~

[maddhatir]

I have to share the best saying I have heard in a long time with you all--

Our bookkeeper just e-mailed me, we rant to each other about our other offices- anyway- she said, and I quote:
"So the next time you and I lose our minds, by mis-dating things or whatever, at least we should know we are just stressed--not stupid!"

I LUV it- I think that should become a sticker! "You will have to excuse me, I am just stressed, not stupid!"

 

[Neal Harris]

Mtbluejeans, I am heading up your way. can I stop in for dinner?

 

[maddhatir]

Mtbluejeans, I am heading up your way. can I stop in for dinner?

......she is in Disney...........

 

[hadleysun]

The m~n~m chick is "Cha Cha" or something like that right?

 

[maddhatir]

Mtbluejeans, I am heading up your way. can I stop in for dinner?

So what brings you up to Mtblu's part of the world??? Just hungry?

The m~n~m chick is "Cha Cha" or something like that right?

She is VERY Cha-Cha!

 

[MinnieVanMom]

Ladies, I need to know, why do grey hairs only pop up on the top of my head an stick out like bent wires? To make it worse I have very dark hair and each time I get stressed they pop out like mad.

I have even been known to take a black sharpie just to get through a day!

I am colouring every 6 weeks now just to get the top greys covered. This just sucks and I guess it is called having my 50th Birthday soon. Old age is the pits.

 

[SHAYMARAYSMOM]

Mtbluejeans, I am heading up your way. can I stop in for dinner?

Did she know you are heading her way?

 

[pperfectmom]

Good morning Freaps! Have I missed anything? I know mtblu is in WDW(lucky FREAP!). Kellie had fun at the wedding(and no sand anywhere it shouldn't be ). Madd wants to be a vampire. Jeankeri needs a hug. Neil Harris has dropped in out of the blue.

IAHD-I want some of the pumpkin bread, but I have to go make some coffee to go with. Which reminds me, I saw that Starbuck's has the pumpkin lattes out for the season. I love those things, but the other day it was about 90 degrees and did NOT sound appealing. I also love,love,love their pumpkin cream cheese muffins. OMG those are good. I found a recipe and can now make my very own on weekends.

 

[hadleysun]

What the... Who? What? Why? Where do you come from? Are you friend or foe? Do you come in peace?

I'm waiting...

 

[It's A Happy Day]

IAHD-I want some of the pumpkin bread, but I have to go make some coffee to go with. Which reminds me, I saw that Starbuck's has the pumpkin lattes out for the season. I love those things, but the other day it was about 90 degrees and did NOT sound appealing. I also love,love,love their pumpkin cream cheese muffins. OMG those are good. I found a recipe and can now make my very own on weekends.

Dunkin Donuts make an AWESOME pumpkin muffin too but make sure they put on the extra sugar icing that they are supposed to drizzle on ~ if they skip that step it's just not the same

 

[hadleysun]

INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
· Romance 9.5 and
· Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as
· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0 and
· Golf 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate

DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
· If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
· Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0; (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 – program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Tech Support

 

[hadleysun]

Sorry to take up so much space, but I got that in an email and it had me rolling! I figured I'd post it for you all to see!

 

[It's A Happy Day]

 

[maddhatir]

Which reminds me, I saw that Starbuck's has the pumpkin lattes out for the season. I love those things, but the other day it was about 90 degrees and did NOT sound appealing. I also love,love,love their pumpkin cream cheese muffins. OMG those are good. I found a recipe and can now make my very own on weekends.

Marna- have you ever tried their pumpkin scones!!!!!????

Believe it or not- today I am wearing long sleeves- I do have shorts on- but it is a bit chilly here in NJ.

What the... Who? What? Why? Where do you come from? Are you friend or foe? Do you come in peace?

I'm waiting...

Swoops in and then Poof! Gone!

Sorry to take up so much space, but I got that in an email and it had me rolling! I figured I'd post it for you all to see!

Hadley- that was hilarious! Thanks for sharing!

 

[MinnieVanMom]

Hadley,

DH is an IT guy and I am sending it to him now!

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Somethins in the air today....people are being snippy about the stupidest things

 

[mdrob214]

Uh-oh, who's snippy?

I LOVE the Husband 1.0 hadley! I'm sending it to DH right now

 

[It's A Happy Day]

Uh-oh, who's snippy?

I LOVE the Husband 1.0 hadley! I'm sending it to DH right now

Just people in general....answer the phone and people are already yelling, nurse comes in, she's in a mood, you'd think there's a full moon or something going on.

 

[hadleysun]

Hey...Why's it always my fault?

 

[maddhatir]

Hey...Why's it always my fault?

Can't blame the moon- we still have 5 more days!

Maybe they are getting a jump start?