See what I mean. Minivan owners are an angry people and even lash out at their friends.Maybe we can mount some Deer antlers on the hood or something to man it up a bit which may or may not help but would be worth a try. I can bring some with me to the GG if you want me to.
You should not take offense to my observations. Instead, use this information to SELL YOUR MINIVAN!!
And to all you Men out there who purchased or now drive a MINIVAN. I am sorry I have to do this but you brought it on yourselves. I am now taking away your man cards.
Ok, but one more thing about mini-vans first!
I'll admit, the day I got my mini van I cried. Boo-hoo'd! Youth, beauty, sensuality, spontenaity-----GONE! I cried as if I had lost a dear friend and promised to blame my husband for all eternity.
Now, 8 years later, I own the very same mini van...Mrs Higginbottom btw, she is paid for, reliable, filthy dirty, dented, scratched and adorned with honor roll and fort stickers. I AM a soccer mom. I do, by nature, know how to multi-task, but choose not to while driving (unless I have to break up a fist fight in the back seat). She is not pretty. But has a video player and room for friends. Therefore....mini van = familial bliss.
also......there is nothing hotter than a confidant man driving a mini van......
well, except maybe a man with a duster ----oooooo!
OK, but one more thing about mini-vans first!
Now, 8 years later, I own the very same mini van...Mrs Higginbottom btw, she is paid for, reliable, filthy dirty, dented, scratched and adorned with honor roll and fort stickers. I AM a soccer mom. I do, by nature, know how to multi-task, but choose not to while driving (unless I have to break up a fist fight in the back seat). She is not pretty. But has a video player and room for friends. Therefore....mini van = familial bliss.
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Oh I wish we could downsize to a minivan. I drive a full size E-150 hi-top conversion. Beautiful the day we bought it and went right from the dealer to the hospital to bring the first of our quadruplets home from the hospital. 7 years later and long ago paid for, its mine, dirty, and getting smaller, no room for extra friends, here. I am hoping to add an 8 passenger mini for our everyday use, they'll be tight, but technically we would have room for 1 more, maybe 2 if I use the trunk
Loretta
Ami ours is named too, Baby Boo...Kids heard me one day trying to talk her up a snow covered hill, saying "come on baby blue" They couldn't say blue so Boo it became.
also......there is nothing hotter than a confidant man driving a mini van......
well, except maybe a man with a duster ----oooooo!
