The Golf Cart Thread

[Gatordad]

I would call him and give him a piece of my mind but is long distance and the going rate is about 4.9 cents per minute.I don't feel like putting out that kind of cash for a phone call.

 

[BigDaddyRog]

Im too parsimonious to use a $2 word like "parsimonious"!!!...I got the generic version..."thrifty"...it only cost me $.49

 

[AuburnJen92]

Pete's been using his grad school books again...

 

[Gatordad]

c'mon that's a high school word. the only person I've ever heard use it is my MIL.

 

[2goofycampers]

c'mon that's a high school word. the only person I've ever heard use it is my MIL.

and to whom was she referring?

 

[LONE-STAR]

Hey Rog, I think I may have a contender in the slowest cart at the fort! Yikes, this thing is slow going down hill.... LOL

Erica and I are rethinking the whole disney theme thing, the way I would do it, would probably add about 250 lbs to the cart, and with the 3 of us on there, it may not move!

We have been kicking around the idea of painting this one nice, and fixing a few of the little problems, and ebaying it and getting a gasser......

GAS rules up hill down hill.

Hey! that's what I do!! i give them a big ole' wave and smile, and they don't know what's hit them...LOL

I love my minivan too!

This is a GOLF CART thread not a minivan thread. ( Your husband may issue points)

I will NEVER, EVER own a minivan.

 

[Gatordad]

GAS rules up hill down hill.



This is a GOLF CART thread not a minivan thread. ( Your husband may issue points)

my ability to issue points was taken away by the uncreative folks.

 

[LONE-STAR]

my ability to issue points was taken away by the uncreative folks.

Maybe we can create a new point system.

 

[AuburnJen92]

Maybe we can create a new point system.

oh, wouldn't that be FUN!

 

[Gatordad]

It would be fun, but not around here.

 

[big kahuna1]

I will NEVER, EVER own a minivan.

I have an assignment for everyone on here. For ONE SINGLE DAY wile you are out and about driving just watch the driving habits of MINIVAN drivers and owners. IT WILL LITERALLY SCARE YOU TO DEATH!! I am serious. Each time you see a MINIVAN, watch how they drive...and be sure you are buckled up!

 

[Gatordad]

soccer moms will ruin this country. It's their my way first mentality with the latte and the cell phone pressed to the ear........

 

[g8trmom1]

I have an assignment for everyone on here. For ONE SINGLE DAY wile you are out and about driving just watch the driving habits of MINIVAN drivers and owners. IT WILL LITERALLY SCARE YOU TO DEATH!! I am serious. Each time you see a MINIVAN, watch how they drive...and be sure you are buckled up!

I take offense to this.
Just so you know, not all of us are talking on the phone, drinking a Latte, painting our nails, yelling at the kids, and reading a book while we are driving!

 

[Us3]

I take offense to this.
Just so you know, not all of us are talking on the phone, drinking a Latte, painting our nails, yelling at the kids, and reading a book while we are driving!

No kidding...I can do all of this while driving my sub!

 

[AuburnJen92]

I have an assignment for everyone on here. For ONE SINGLE DAY wile you are out and about driving just watch the driving habits of MINIVAN drivers and owners. IT WILL LITERALLY SCARE YOU TO DEATH!! I am serious. Each time you see a MINIVAN, watch how they drive...and be sure you are buckled up!

hence the 10745th reason not to own a minivan...

 

[AuburnJen92]

I take offense to this.
Just so you know, not all of us are talking on the phone, drinking a Latte, painting our nails, yelling at the kids, and reading a book while we are driving!

don't take offense, just don't drive that way

 

[big kahuna1]

I take offense to this.
Just so you know, not all of us are talking on the phone, drinking a Latte, painting our nails, yelling at the kids, and reading a book while we are driving!

You should not take offense to my observations. Instead, use this information to SELL YOUR MINIVAN!!

And to all you Men out there who purchased or now drive a MINIVAN. I am sorry I have to do this but you brought it on yourselves. I am now taking away your man cards.

 

[clkelley]

I can happily say I've never owned a minivan. What's so weird is it's not for most reasons people say. Most folks get a minivan to haul kids around, but kids have dirty stuff. So you'd still have to put the dirty stuff "inside" a minivan. With a crew cab truck, I could still haul 4 kids AND put the dirty "stuff" in the back of the truck, and my floors are vinyl, so I could scrub those out. No carpet for me!!! It just worked out that it's the perfect tow vehicle for my T@B!!

 

[Gatordad]

You should not take offense to my observations. Instead, use this information to SELL YOUR MINIVAN!!

And to all you Men out there who purchased or now drive a MINIVAN. I am sorry I have to do this but you brought it on yourselves. I am now taking away your man cards.

My wife has a minivian, so what? it hauls more stuff than our expedition ever did. I'll never buy another ford again.

 

[big kahuna1]

My wife has a minivian, so what?

See what I mean. Minivan owners are an angry people and even lash out at their friends. Maybe we can mount some Deer antlers on the hood or something to man it up a bit which may or may not help but would be worth a try. I can bring some with me to the GG if you want me to.