BandGeek911 said:
Ahahha. I used to have the display picture of that.
All of those who believe in pyshcokinesis, raise my hand.
Cats meow in angst: 'THUMBS! If only we had thumbs! We could break so much!'
Make it idiot proof; someone will make a better idiot.
I'm not predjudice, I hate everyone equally.
Nice jacket David... does it come in mens?
In the unlikely event of a life or death situation of chess... say EAT ME!
Sirius Black: Escaped Azkaban, Evaded Dementors, Outwitted the Ministry, Killed by Drapery
Practice a safe lunch: use a condiment!
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle." - Bob Hope
whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door....
I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!" -Homer J. Simpson
Never hire a colorblind electrician.
"There are people I would take a bullet for and people I would like to put a bullet in." ---Benji (Good Charlotte)
"Friends are gods ways of apologizing for our families"
Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys marshmellows, which are kinda the same thing.
Yeah. Not jokes, just lines I found funny.