Lets review the roller coaster of a day that it had been for me.
Low- not finding a Mickey waffle in the POR foodcourt
High- Taking a boat ride with the family
Low - Doing laundry on vacation
High - Meeting my good friend Horsey
Low - Sitting by a loud, rude, fighting with a girl buzz-killer at the parade
High - Sitting by a big-wig at the parade
Low - Reaching my hand in a Disney toilet to save my shades
High - Riding Rock-N-Rollercoaster
Low - Getting lost from the family at Fantasmic
High - Getting to meet my adorable Dis Friends at the Poly
Low - The Poly valet station cant find my keys.
High - Free drinks at the Poly while waiting on my keys.
Wow. All this crap/bliss in one day!
Horsey, Haley, Sher and I toasted each other and then slammed our shots like good girls. Or shall I say Pros. Our sweet waitress got us some loverly leis after Sher asked if we could have some. We discussed what to do about my keys and the fact that Manny had officially screwed up our night. We were supposed to be at Pleasure Island, not at the Poly bar having free drinks. We knew what we had ordered would NOT be covered with the measly $30 they gave us. I think three of us had gotten Lapu Lapus
you know the big pineapple drink. Those are the price of a night at the Poly alone. We suffered through it though. Drinking and giggling and posing for some pictures.
Me, Horsey, Sher and Haley
Our little mascot was with us. Viking Pluto. He travels with Dissers to the World and we get a report on what he is doing. He was enjoying the benefits of my lost keys as well. What a little lush.
See my $30 under his foot?
Back to the keys. The valet girl came and told us that they still couldnt find my keys and that they couldnt find Manny, but they were working on it. She told us our drinks would be covered and she would pay for our ride to Pleasure Island if they couldnt find them before we were ready to go. I didnt get too stressed out. I had seen my car in the parking lot. I knew he wasnt out going for a joy ride in my junked up, half packed with our beach crap Suburban. I mentally pictured my family moving all our belongings from POR over to the Poly because we were stranded. I imagined the Poly giving us free park passes for our troubles. I imagined getting a freaking suite in the concierge building and watching Wishes from our balconies while having the finest cavier and champagne. Yeah, I started hoping they didnt find my keys. Being stuck at the Poly, on their tab, wouldnt be the worst thing ever.
What happened to the keys though? I immediately thought that Manny had put my keys in his pocket and took off with them. Ew. My keys were living in Mannys pocket. Our valet girl said Manny wasnt answering his cell phone (and it was apparent he pretty much took off without telling anyone.) They were peeved. Im guessing on the time frame here but it must have been around 11:30. I imagined Manny in his favorite after a long day at work bar, downing a few before going home and ignoring the calls from the Poly. I also imagined him getting ready for bed and cleaning out his pockets and saying Oh (insert bad word here) when he realized he had my keys. You see, I think Manny tried to pull a fast one. He told me valet parking didnt cost anything except for what I wanted to tip. We all know now that isnt right. I dont even remember him writing my name down. He just gave me a stub. All the other keys in the valet cubby area had names on the envelopes. Ooops. I think Manny was going to buck the system and make a buck or eight off of me. Know what I mean? Im a blonde girl, alone, pulling up at the Poly with my party shoes on at 10:20 at night. He must have known I wouldnt stay long and therefore thought he would make a little extra cash. Im pretty sure Manny is fired by now. If anyone is going to the Poly soon (SHERI!) please ask if Manny is there valet parking cars. Let me know if he is. AND, if he is there, DONT give him your keys!!!
We finished our drinks and were ready to hit the bars of Pleasure Island! Our tab was covered, sweet. Our cab was waiting outside for us. Sweet. I asked the valet girl how I was going to get home after leaving Pleasure Island. She said I could take the bus. I told her I didnt want to ride the bus alone at night. But she no longer felt sorry for me. Apparently. My moments of milking it were over. Apparently. She looked irritated with me. So, I got in the cab with my girls.
We talked about how wild it was that we were all there together. Haley said that her husband was going to freak that she wasnt home yet. Mr Silli, if you are reading this. It was all my fault. I made her go. I couldnt get her home earlier because of the whole Manny and the key thing. O.K?!?! After all this time of Dissing we were finally here together. It was great!!! We felt the need to get a picture. In the cab. Perfect picture spot. Dont you normally take pictures in a cab? Haley took this with Shers camera.
Apparently I was the only one that thought this was going to be a 'let's act goofy shot'.
Oh I must say a big thank you to Sheridac for sharing her pictures with me from this night!!!! You are awesome Sher! Thank you! For many many things! Ly/Mi!!!!!!
On our way to PI, Horsey announced 'Frick this is a perfect title for your Trip Report! How to Valet Park and Make Money!' Or something close to that. Remember Horsey made $3600 on her trip to Disney! Read her TR! It is great! Thanks Horsey for helping me with the title of this bad boy.
After a giggly little cab ride, we arrived at PI!!! Whew! Finally! Sher and I needed to get tickets so we got in line to do so. She was in front of me and she got carded, paid her fee and moved on. I did NOT get carded. EEEkkkkk! Apparently it was obvious that I was over 21?!?! EEEkkkkk! Im going to blame it on the Fantasmic deal. I think I sprouted a few gray hairs and new wrinkles from that baby.
Moving on.
We scooted on in to the 8 Track 80s place. Lemmetellya, it was awesome!! Horsey bought us a round of drinks and we found a spot to hang.
What happens at 8 Track 80s, stays at 8 Track 80s.
Just kidding. It was all good, clean fun. We sang along , drank up and wiggled a little to some lovely 80s tunes. We stayed until about 1:00ish?!?! (note that things were a little fuzzy for me right here) It was a good time indeed-dee! We left and I started getting a little panicky about getting back home. The girls were heading back to POP and I was going to be all by myself getting back to POR. Why didnt I beg that Poly valet girl to give me some cab money! EEEKkkk!
I think the girls actually offered to ride with me back to POR so I wouldnt be alone. How sweet, or tipsy, was that?!?! Fortunately I spotted a bus that said POR!!! I think I began my horse run to the bus, screaming to my buddies that I had found my way home! Yeah! JoMomma would have killed me if she had known I was out alone. On a bus at 1:30 in the morning. In a different state. I asked the bus driver if he was truly going to POR. He said yes and so I parked it. Here is a situation I never ever thought I would be in. Slightly buzzed, on a bus, in Florida, at Disney at 1:30ish in the morning all by myself with three strangers.
I made a buddy on the bus. She was staying in a Mansion too so I just thought I would follow her lead. I was NOT familiar with the bus system at POR and I really didnt know how to navigate my way back to my room. Shoot. My new buddy kind of pointed me in the right direction and I finally found my room after a 2 minute walk in my party shoes. I was tired. I sneaked in the room and got ready for bed.
When my head finally hit the pillow, the clock read 1:40. I knew my MK day was going to suck. I was going to be tired as all get out. What was I thinking? Oh yeah, I know what I was thinking. I came a long way to meet these sweet girls and a night out with them was better than getting a good nights sleep. My whole night was a new good memory. One that I will laugh about and cherish forever. Thanks for staying out with me Sher, Haley and Horsey!
Thanks Manny because even though you screwed up my night, Disney treated us to drinks and a cab ride
worth about $100. I think I should have gotten more. Dont you? I went to sleep dreaming about what I was going to ask them for in the morning
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up next: The Keys!
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