The Fixer and The Cookmaster:major pixie dust*IT'S FINISHED*EPILOGUE UP!!#389

Jami!!!!

I'm here for you sister!!!! :teeth:

! I ask you: why would you want a CM security guard inspecting an attached frontal fanny pack??
I could tell ya. But then I'd have to kill ya. Which wouldn't be good. I already have to do 2 blog days!!!!!

wildly laughing; evil DH—enormous mouth, screaming and laughing
I was not on that ride with you. Yet. Nor am I your DH. :teeth:

My smart witty DH had his phone with him every day. He was so faithful. Remembered to keep it charged and kept it with the room key. Never answered it. Rarely turned it on. It is more than a little frustrating to make a plan or split up only to realize you have no hope of speaking to the other person until they show up, clueless, late, and unaffected by your ire.
Jami!!! When did we become married to the same man????
 
No. 1 Reason to always have your cellphone on is ..... in case you lose it and you want to know where it ended up or who found it and might not have been willing to turn it in to lost and found! For this reason alone DH knows that he always has to have his phone on and the ringer loud - except when we are somewhere quiet.

While we were NOT NOT NOT at WDW while you saw the famous Mr. GYGO, he must be DH's slightly more tricked-out twin. For the last couple years, DH has thought that the over-the-shoulder man-bag ("murse"?) was a must-do. It would hold his hanky-and-a-spare (not kleenex), ever-present king-sized bottles of advil and tylenol, purell, handi-wipes for the men's room, cellphone, wallet, keys and anything else he thought I might not have room for in my not-quite-so-large waistpack. And then he realized that the cellphone had to be outside of the man-bag for him to actually hear it, so we had to get a case that would hang on the man-bag because he doesn't always wear a belt. Fast forward last summer to a non-Disney park where it took him 5 minutes just to have his man-bag thoroughly checked (we always check backpacks, sir) and he was told that his man-bag (backpack) might not be permitted on certain rides, only waist/fanny packs.

I have loved reading and viewing your trip. Sorry that it's almost over. So glad that you got pixie dusted in so many different ways.
 
MyGoofy26 said:
I was only a CM for a semester during my college program, but I can't even begin to explain just how much pixie dust guests can spread to CMs. It really does go both ways. Sure there are people that work at Disney just because it's a job, but in my time there the large majority worked there because it was a job they LOVE. It really can be an uplifting place to work, and the guests are a big part of that.

I totally agree with you! :thumbsup2 I have had so many magical moments from guests on my 2 CPs so far. There is one that comes to mind from this current CP. I was working at Pooh's Playground at MK with Pooh and a family from MAK or GKTW comes up. They have several kids, including 2 little girls who are dressed like princesses. Well, after they visit with Pooh one of the little girls comes right up to me and gave me a HUGE hug. She was the cutest little thing. That moment right there made my whole day.
 
Your trip sounds like it was The Perfect Trip. The Dream Trip. The Trip when everything can and does go right. It's the trip we plan for and hope will happen. We've had some come close but you were so immersed in pixie dust you were like George in velvet. You were ensconced in it.
I know, ZZUB!! Goerge would say the only thing better would be if I were an architect...

We feel very blessed and grateful for our pixie dust!
His response, when I finally found him? "If I turn it on, it'll drain the battery and then I won't be able to use it."
AAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
LOL Skent! Apparently they only carry them for their outgoing call needs...

Beana, love the twins!!! Thanks for the pic here!!!

Sheri, baby, BORG...

For the last couple years, DH has thought that the over-the-shoulder man-bag ("murse"?) was a must-do. It would hold his hanky-and-a-spare (not kleenex), ever-present king-sized bottles of advil and tylenol, purell, handi-wipes for the men's room, cellphone, wallet, keys and anything else he thought I might not have room for in my not-quite-so-large waistpack. And then he realized that the cellphone had to be outside of the man-bag for him to actually hear it, so we had to get a case that would hang on the man-bag because he doesn't always wear a belt. Fast forward last summer to a non-Disney park where it took him 5 minutes just to have his man-bag thoroughly checked (we always check backpacks, sir) and he was told that his man-bag (backpack) might not be permitted on certain rides, only waist/fanny packs.
MusicMama, LOL!!!!!!!! Are you SURE you weren't at the park that day??? :thumbsup2

Joanna,
I love the CM and CP stories. DS12 wants to do the college program someday, too.

Thank you all for reading! More to come, of course...
 

jamal said:
Joanna, I love the CM and CP stories. DS12 wants to do the college program someday, too.

That's great! The CP is a wonderful program and I think it's great that he is thinking about doing it now. I hope he gets to.
 
jamal said:
Chapter 19, Day 9

I love to catch a gander at the great bag dump. We have a new breed to eye today. He is Mr. Get-Your-Gear-On. As I approach the security table, I always remove my backpack and unzip each section for faster visibility. Many of you do this, too, and I appreciate it. Mr. GYGO has another idea. He is not to be bothered with carrying anything this day, so he has his every need strapped to his person. This man was the inspiration for Velcro strapping. He and his wife approach the table next to me. This fit fella has a water bottle strapped to one bicep, his cell phone strapped to the other. His fanny pack is in front, and his camera is attached to the pack. It’s a neat, efficient package (if not look). As the security CM asked him to remove the items for inspection, the poor guy fell apart. He did NOT want to unstrap, unhook, or unzip anything! I ask you: why would you want a CM security guard inspecting an attached frontal fanny pack?? Mr. GYGO was a wreck! His whole operation was coming to a screeching halt as the seconds ticked. I guess he did finally take everything off, but not before he summoned his wife to hold the water bottle.
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: This was hysterical. Not everything came off right? The water bottle to the bicep? What? Never heard of this. Was this a way to streamline hydration? :rotfl2:

After three previous trips and eight days in the world, E decided it was time to try Rock N Roller Coaster. I told him to wait. I reminded him he’s only six and it’s reaaaaalllly fast. And dark. I said he did not have to copy his brother. I argued that being tall did not mean he must ride! He insisted he was ready. We knew we had to ride together; no way was I not going to clutch my baby at 0-60 in 2.8. He never wavered in his decision and we climbed in a limo together. My knees were weak with the idea that he might be afraid and I couldn’t even hold him. I told him to keep his head back and hold those little metal bars. Oh! I could cry at the memory of our liftoff. I barely remember the ride! I spent the 45 seconds praying my baby, my 60 lbs of lean sinew, would not be afraid.

He loved it, of course. He did not care to ride again, but we did purchase the picture: me-white face, eyes closed, tight grip; E- cheeks streeetched and jaw clenched, DS12 arms up, wildly laughing; evil DH—enormous mouth, screaming and laughing. We took the obligatory rocker pic outside:
awwwww. You are a mama after my own heart. I so have been there, feeling just this way. We can inform our kids, and hope they are okay with the decisions they make. Many more painful ones are sure to occur over the course of motherdom, don't you agree? :confused3 :teeth:
Next up? Great Movie Ride. I had never done this!! It really impressed me. I am a movie buff and appreciate the animatronics, so I was sucked right into John Wayne, The Wizard of Oz, and the other old flicks. E closed his eyes during the shooting scene and Alien. Don’t take your preschooler on this attraction.
Me too, with regards to living the cinema, Jami. And I have had to miss this one due to the ages of our kids. Perhaps in August, some of us will go....

Jami, as always, I love your exuberance, heart and writing style, as well as your beautiful boys, all three of them.


Thanks for the fastpass account of MGM! :yay:
 
Joining late but wanted to share with you that my family is gathered around the computer monitor with popcorn and soda as mama reads your adventures. My kids wish we too had con-nec-tions for the private meet n greets...sigh. My DD2 loves the Cinderellabration (Rella-Rella!!) princess photos! We all really liked Princess Bum-cheeks!!! Where is the cast of "What NOT To Wear" when you need them?! THEN, I explained to my crew that if you cry in public, you will force DISers to take photos of YOU and they WILL be posted for the WHOLE world to see and make fun of you like this pitiful speciman (pointing to timmy cryer pants!) Big eyes from my precious darling gifts from God.
Loved the Green Limps remark...MY DS6 still refers to the president on the penny and the $5.oo bill as Habraham Blinkin!

Ok, You now famous haircut is smashin' SASSY! LOVE the razoring (I DO hair) and the rich color! Level 4 red/brown???? Just a guess.

Your family is precious and your DS's are endearing! I'm glad you have found such a dear friend and your familys go together like peanut butter and jelly.

We eagerly await your next chapter as we count down to our Sept. WDW vacation!

God Bless You-
Utahmama
 
Jami~ It's been awhile since I last read your trippie...like since part 4, chapter 3 verse 4-67, or something like that... and your STILL not finished? You must be napping...

If you liked the Keys tour you MUST, MUST, MUST do the all day Backstage Magic tour. DH and I did it last year and we LOVED, LOVED, LOVED it.

Well, I guess I'll check back in a few weeks for the next part...;) LY/MI!
 
Another great installment. This part got to me...

jamal said:
Chapter 19, Day 9

Oooohhh it’s coming to a close. I cannot look forward to this last-full-day-at-Disney. I want to stay there forever! Capturing each day with magic in my family’s eyes is surely Heaven on Earth. I realized at we dressed that ninth day of the trip that our memories could bring us good doses of pixie dust when we were back home. To paraphrase Glinda as she tells Dorothy, “You've always had the power to go back to Kansas,” I believe our memories and stories can take us to Disney any time we need to be there! This, again, is why we go to Disney. My family has no better memories than those we have created on Walt’s 47 square miles.

All the great TRs on this board do help us "go back" to WDW whenever we want. Isn't that why we all love 'em so much?! AND, having this wonderful report written will give you and the boys (Shrek included) some real life pixie dust to look back on for a lifetime!

jamal said:
Next up: more Studios, including a Disboard sighting, Fantasmic, and the wonderful Poly…

Ooooh, a Disboard sighting? I'm intrigued.....I assume they were not wearing viking horns, though, or I would've heard about it before now.....

Looking forward to the rest!

LY/MI
 
Thanks so much Joanna! I see you are a parenting seasoned veteran, so I will show your post to DS12!

Thank you for rading, Tanya :wave: !

Horseygirlfriend, We are BORG Mamas. I think of our shared mothering experiences when reading your TR and writing mine! i thought of Sky on EE when I wrote about E on RnRC. How do you have time to read and post so often?? I am grateful for you!

Joining late but wanted to share with you that my family is gathered around the computer monitor with popcorn and soda as mama reads your adventures. My kids wish we too had con-nec-tions for the private meet n greets...sigh. My DD2 loves the Cinderellabration (Rella-Rella!!) princess photos! We all really liked Princess Bum-cheeks!!! Where is the cast of "What NOT To Wear" when you need them?! THEN, I explained to my crew that if you cry in public, you will force DISers to take photos of YOU and they WILL be posted for the WHOLE world to see and make fun of you like this pitiful speciman (pointing to timmy cryer pants!) Big eyes from my precious darling gifts from God.
Loved the Green Limps remark...MY DS6 still refers to the president on the penny and the $5.oo bill as Habraham Blinkin!

Ok, You now famous haircut is smashin' SASSY! LOVE the razoring (I DO hair) and the rich color! Level 4 red/brown???? Just a guess.

Your family is precious and your DS's are endearing! I'm glad you have found such a dear friend and your familys go together like peanut butter and jelly.

We eagerly await your next chapter as we count down to our Sept. WDW vacation!

God Bless You-
Utahmama

UTAH MAma!! I loved your post!! Thank you so much for the hysterical comments. Princess bum-cheeks!!! :lmao: Habraham Blinkin!! :rotfl2:
My hair color comes from whatever-is-on-sale at Target, when I use it. The pics are all me!!

Shell-bee! See, I was waiting for you to post to continue. Now I can finish it up! Yes, I will do Backstage Magic someday!

Ash,, not a Viking but you will see! Thanks for stopping by and posting!
 
jamal said:
I have a question for you. It’s OK to be honest. When you take your cellphones into the park for the specific purpose of communicating with your spouse when the group splits, do you turn said phone on and answer the fool thing when it rings???????? I thought so. My smart witty DH had his phone with him every day. He was so faithful. Remembered to keep it charged and kept it with the room key. Never answered it. Rarely turned it on. It is more than a little frustrating to make a plan or split up only to realize you have no hope of speaking to the other person until they show up, clueless, late, and unaffected by your ire.


OMG, Jami, This had me cracking up. MY DD's 18 and 14 BOTH have cell phones. When we go to the mall we sometimes will split up into different directions. Here's how the convo goes....

Me: Okay, call me on my cell phone when you are done at Aeropostale.
DD 18: I didn't bring my cell phone with me.
Me: Why not?
DD 18: I didn't think I would need it.
Me: Isn't that PART of the reason for having a cell phone? For emergency situations. You don't know when you are going to NEED it.
Me: Ok, DD 14, do you have your cell phone?
DD 14: Yes, but the battery is dead on it. I forgot to charge it
Me: $%#@@#%^##$@#%^^##$%^&%$#

I'm loving it Jami. Sorry to see you are almost done.
Great Job thus far !!! :banana:


Hey, I can sleep anywhere too. I always say I could sleep on a bed of nails. I'm a sleeper. :teeth:
 
Jami, your report is, I think, the feel-good trippie of the year. I love it. Your family is so beautiful and you just have such a lovely way of telling your story.

And Mr. GYGO === bwa hahahahahaha! That had me :rotfl2: . Why does everyone not want to make the line go as QUICKly as possible? Really?

Chop chop, you zesty-haired Fixer, you!

Not that I want it to end. But I suspect the best is yet to come.
 
this has been so much fun to read.

i just went to disney recently, but it was two one-day trips about two weeks apart....i really hope that i can go one day and just be able to enjoy everything like you did!

i also hope that when i have a husband and kids that i can be as happy with life as you seem to be. i can't wait to read about the rest (the very end) of your amazing trip! :)
 
i also hope that when i have a husband and kids that i can be as happy with life as you seem to be. i can't wait to read about the rest (the very end) of your amazing trip!

Oh, my FSU Disneygirl, I so hope you can, too. My life is rich and full and I hope you have a life filled with memory-making at Disney! Your affirmations are so very kind; thanks for reading.
 
So did I miss the part where you explain why you call them the "Gatelatches?"

Loving the report! We are going Sept/Oct to Poly Concierge with free Dining! Sounds like you planned 3 days at MK, 2 at Epcot, 1 MGM and 1 AK and 1 day off. How did that work for y'all?
 
So did I miss the part where you explain why you call them the "Gatelatches?"
Firkat, Thank you for reading! This post explains the name, sort of. Cledus uses it as a made-up name, like for ordering or getting on waiting lists. Now we call them that as a joke and for the purposes of this tr.

http://www.disboards.com/showpost.php?p=12241215&postcount=69
We are going Sept/Oct to Poly Concierge with free Dining! Sounds like you planned 3 days at MK, 2 at Epcot, 1 MGM and 1 AK and 1 day off. How did that work for y'all?
We actually had more time than that at MGM and we often split up our days. I did subscribe to TourGuide MiKe and found it very helpful, even though we didn't do everything he suggested. MK is our favorite and we were there the most, especially since it is so close to the POLY! Is this your first trip? PM me if you want more info, cause I'd be happy to help you!
 
Thanks Flip Flop and bamabelle (aren't all bama gals belles?). I'm gonna get this baby DONE and lovelovelove your kind words. Trip reports can take us to Disney anytime we want to go and this is my favorite place to read Disney. So, if you've ever considered writing one, do it.

Back to our little story:
Chapter 20, still day 9 of 10…

Refresher of Remaining cast, though the Gatelatches are with us in spirit:
The Cast
Me, The Fixer (because I fix problems and situations, not things), Jam, Jamal, 42 year-old obsessive Disney planner, wife and mom
DH 44, Baloo! Told me early in our dating he wanted to honeymoon at Disney. Shrek (sorry, but he is…an ogre with a heart! Everyone calls him Shrek. We’ve never been to Universal so don’t flame me.), Mr. Incredible, too.
DS11, A, Calvin AND Hobbes, sweet, the imagineer, black belt, lives for Disney magic, Cal, has firm plans to work for Disney. Not a greedy spender like his brother…
DS6, E, Schmev, made of steel but terrified of Splash Mountain, Happy, Golden Sunshine, Buff. Greedy little joker....

After the Lights, Motors, Action photo-fest, the Fixers were starving. What else is new? As we debated our counter-service options, we stumbled into one of A’s fave locations: the Magic of Disney Animation. I do wish The Studios focused more on this aspect of Disney magic. While this particular attraction does its job well, we would love to see more of the magic behind Disney. The cross-pollination that is the constant Disney advertising (the bus advertises the parks, the TV advertises the movies, the restaurants advertise the DVDs, etc., etc.,) we would think this park would have more geared to future imagineers and Walt-admirers. For this trip, The Fixers had our usual snicker over Mushu, but we never got to do the Animation Academy. They were ‘down’ (that word again…) an animator or two due to lunch breaks and could we come back in a couple of hours to do the Academy? We said we would see…. But A was disappointed. It’s always fun to watch your mother make a mess trying to draw Donald or Pooh…

The Grouchy Hungry Fixers settles on sustenance—for that’s all it was—at the ABC Commissary, where we were treated to blaring infomercials about ABC’s primetime shows. E was mesmerized and asked why we never watch any of those shows….hmmm…because we try to keep you away from TV?

After lunch E and Shrek were ready for their nap so they headed back to that prized Poly A/C. A and I headed to WWTBAM because, once again, it’s something we’ve never done! Now I’m especially glad we tried it as it is closing very soon! The people watching was the prime sport here. Why was I surprised to find a whole subculture of WWTBAM addicts in the first few rows? Our mannerisms and expressions screamed ROOKIE!!!!!!!!! even though we were seated in Row 2.

The first contestant was…an 11 year old boy from Nashville whose name was NOT A. Fixer! That was odd but we cheered him until his early demise. The next contestant really intrigued me. I was, at the time, a Mouseketeer in these parts. Oh, I had let you people help me with planning, read your tips, and occasionally read a trip report or two. Well, three or four at the time. Anyway, I knew all about Del, delswife, zurg, and the clan at BadShoe. The guy in the hotseat had on a badshoe.com t-shirt! I wanted to stand and scream, “ Hey! !You! Aren’t you the Evil Emperor Zurg? Where’s Commando Nikki? Where were you sitting cause I need to go stalk your peeps while you sit in the hotseat!! I’m no good at this game anyway; show me some love!” My A kept me calm and seated and we watched, like everyone else, as our own Disser, Zurg, played the game…and played it well. I can’t remember how far he got but I did my best to find him and the rest of the crew after the show. No luck.

A and I enjoyed our second day of shopping through the Studios on our way out. We perused a few more animator drawings and then happened upon the very LOUD and gregarious... Chloe Kinnard, Gossip Columnist of the Stars:
She interrogated us about any gossip we may have heard on Sunset and/or any star sightings. I told her I stink at that. I can’t even find Nicole and Keith and they hang out, basically, in my backyard. But I digress…
Chloe was kind and hilarious and agreed to a pic with my A:
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As we made our way to the exit, we spotted the Magician…whose name I cannot remember!! I thought I wrote it down!!!!! Oh, Jack Something. Jack The Card Trick Magic Guy. Anyway, he and his table drew A in and we watched him mess with the crowd for a bit.
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My A was NOT jumping up and down (as some were…) to be ‘picked’ for a trick, but Jack TCMTG did, indeed, choose him for a game. Awwww…it reminded this mom of how Willy Wonka chose Charlie over the greedy children.
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But I digress, yet again. He was very good and entertained the crowd for a decent 15 minutes. Oh, Jack was good , too. Ba da dum. We saw two more gossip columnists on the way out. They badgered us about anything we might have learned from Chloe Kinnard (their nemesis). These two were cuties, too.
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We finally made it to the bus stop (are you beginning to see why I am always late? I am easily distracted when it is time to stop and smell the roses, people!) only to watch the Poly bus pulling away. BTW, don’t you like the MGM bus stop? I think it’s lovely with the water and the Swan/Dolphin/whichever behind it. So, we saw an Epcot bus and said HEY! Let’s hop that bad boy then take the monorail (we LOVE the long monorail ride!!) back to the Poly. Sold. BUT we had the great fortune to have the chattiest bus driver in all of Walt’s 47 square miles!! Once he heard we were from Tennessee, he told us allllll about how much he loves Pigeon Forge, Tennessee, which is across the state from us. OK. I thought this was Disney, Mr. Bus Driver. It was funny, and A and I shared some giggles as we exited the bus and hopped on our flying train!!!

Yep, a short one but I will do another tomorrow. Gotta tell you about our (sniff sniff...) last night. Try me!!
 







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