The Everything POTC Club!!

[Magix]

I've just return'd from me 6th time te see POTC! Huzzah! Me beloved failed te kill Jack Sparrow yet ag'in, but I be gettin' used te it by now.

POTC 2?? Ah... I believe it shall go somethin' like this:

The cursed monkey sets out across the ocean floor in search o' a ship o' pirates what can assist him in bringin' his old Capt'n back te life. Nigh Jamaica, he comes across the ship o' the dread Capt'n Blackheart, a female pirate so wicked, she be fear'd per'aps more than Barbossa hisself. The cursed monkey guides Blackheart and her crew, aboard their ship the Devils Vengeance, te Isla de Muerta. In the treasure cave, Blackheart and her men pull Barbossa up te the chest o' Aztec gold and put his hand in among the coins, makin' his hand te grasp one o' em. And thus, Barbossa be brought back te life, more fearsome than e'er. Blackheart and Barbossa come te an accord and set sail aboard her ship in search o' Jack Sparrow and revenge.

Their first stop be Port Royal, where they free Barbossa's old crew o' pirates from jail (where they 'ave been awaitin' the gallows). While destroyin' the city, they take Will and Elizabeth captive, as bait fer Jack Sparrow. Makin' prize o' one o' the Royal Navy ships at port, Barbossa takes command o' it and the two ships sail in consort, awaitin' Sparrow.

Sparrow, hearin' o' the fate o' his friends, seeks out Barbossa upon the seas. Ah, but our two pirate ships lie in wait fer him, and when they spy his sail on the horizon, they set te gettin' him between their ships. Once position'd, they give him a broadside each, rippin' the Black Pearl te shreds, takin' down the mainmast and disablin' the ship. Their boardin' parties capture Sparrow and bring him te Blackheart's ship, where Barbossa comes te meet him.

Ah, and finally, FINALLY Barbossa takes his revenge on Sparrow. They hang him from the yardarm and sink his ship, lettin' the crew go down with her. Ah yes, and they put Will and Elizabeth overboard and let 'em drown.

And off Blackheart and Barbossa sail together... inte the moolight.

Fade out.

Now... I can't see why anyone wouldn't like that story!! Sorry Emily and Ashton te 'ave te kill yer men, but what must be done, must be done. I'm sure ye und'rstand, eh?

Hmmm? What's that? Ye 'ave a better story? Then let's hear it, mateys!

 

[depplyinluv]

ooo magix i dont be thinkin thats the case, fer too many love jack and will

i will think of a better one today, promise, since i cant come out of my room!

 

[SusieJane]

Magix! You are quite the vengeful and bloodthirsty pirate. I wonder if it has anything to do with that bit o'gold you've recently acquired. Here is what I think might happen:

We have a flashback to Jack's earlier life where we find that he was of noble birth, but his birthright was stolen from him so he took to pirating. Will Turner Sr. was in charge of Jack's stables and his friend so they went off to sea together. Now we get to when Will Sr. got thrown overboard. He, of course, wasn't killed since he was under the curse, so he untied the cannon and eventually walked out of the ocean and hid out in Tortuga where he eventually learned where Will Jr. was and when the curse was lifted he made his way to Port Royal only to find that Will Jr. had been kidnapped by Barbossa's equally wicked twin brother. Will Sr. contacts Jack and with his help they find and rescue Will and send evil twin Barbossa to Davy Jones Locker.

 

[Magix]

Ye old evil twin plot, eh? Well, if it be bringin' Barbossa back, I say let's 'ave it!! Tho I must admit that thinkin' thar been two Barbossa's in the world be a bit fright'nin', even te me!!

Can't wait te hear yer story, depply!

 

[Magix]

Originally posted by SusieJane
Magix! You are quite the vengeful and bloodthirsty pirate.

Ah yes... thank ye fer the complim'nt.

 

[Bloody_Jack_Flint]

I've only seen POTC twice. lol It's definitely on my Christmas list though.

~Bloody Jack

 

[septbride2002]

I would be willing to go by Manda so there wouldn't be much confusion.

Love this thread!

~ Manda

 

[depplyinluv]

ok opening scene cameras on will and elizabeth's wedding...lots of beautiful things like gold and flowers galore...


then they're all attacked by pirates, but these pirates are unknown. When the wedding and town are completely destroyed, will realizes that once again elizabeth has been taken

camera comes to jack sitting in a bar in singapore observing people around him. He then walks outside to the beach and then he blacks outs. When he wakes up, hes on the Black Pearl in the captain's quarters tied up with elizabeth. He finds out from liz that strange pirates are out to revive captn. barbossa and they need jack to tell them where isla de meurta is

will eventually finds out and leads a crew to find liz and jack but on the way encounters things . yup. thats right. things.

when they get to isla de meurta, jack thinks up a plan and him, his crew, and liz escape....then when will gets there, the other pirates take him captive! bwaa haha

jack and liz stumble apon a witch/enchantress person who helps them (only after realizing how hot jack really is )
so the pirate ship w/ all the evil pirates just stops in the middle of wherever they are...i dunno
jack sails out w/ everyone and they destroy the ship and all the evil pirates get killed, except for barbossa since he has that litle coin as does his monkey...which they dont realize

so back in port royal captain barbossa comes back again to seek revenge on jack by trying to kill him in his sleep, but lucky for us jack never lets his guard down(except when drunk and seduced by pretty women)

and jack takes the medalion and runs as fast as he can away from barbossa fighting him until his crew is up and running and then he jumps on board and sails away to the isla de meurta...barbossa having nothing better to do since he cant die, sneaks away to the governors house...he kills the governor, then heads to lizs room ...

*sad emotional scene where he tells her his horrible life and that hes sorry*(yes he does have a heart) and then goes away, leaving liz unharmed (alright i know i should have made her die..)

barbossa thenwanders the streets seemingly unnoticed and sits on the beach w/ his stupid monkey looking to the stars and says stuff...then the next day he dies

then wil and liz marry and will becomes governor and jack is some high official that i dunno...but he meets this girl who is as wild as he and do you know what her name is? I bet you can guess


whew...

 

[pirateofthecarolinas]

Depplyinluv,

When does POTC come out on DVD?

Thanks,

Lori

 

[depplyinluv]

just check my beautiful countdown, deary


but its december 2cd, 29 days away i believe?

 

[SusieJane]

Great story depplyinluv.

 

[Magix]

Int'resting story, depply. Tho I don't like the part where Barbossa gets all mushy. Don't mind him tellin' his story and all, but why the regret? And... HOW does he die? I mean, he 'asn't repaid the blood, 'as he? I mean, if ye want him te die, okay, I can und'rstand that, but why not 'ave him walk across the ocean floor te Isla de Muerta where he meets up with Jack, who 'as the coin. Per'aps he takes the coin back from Jack as they battle, then drops the coin in the chest with his blood upon it. Then, after more fierce fightin', let's Jack kill him te end his misery at livin' so long and 'avin' nothin' much te show fer it. Aye, and his final words te Jack could be a request te drop his body inte the ocean, where he could not be found te be revived ag'in.

Ooooh. Now I've gone and gotten meself all weepy at the thot of it. Touchin' it be. Woe is me.

Think I'll be stickin' with me own story...

 

[FPgurl04]

no no no no no no no no no! everyone has it wrong. now, here is the lovely plotline i htink everyone will love.

**btw, i am older, amanda is older, ashton is older, everyone is age enough to be with their men**

Captain Jack SParrow, after plunderin' all of the gold (minus the accursed treasure) on Isle De Muerta, returns to Tourtuga fer a relaxing time. When in Tourtuga, he meets his old friend Leslie SOmething-or-other (played by Amanda) in a bar. They begin to catch up on each other's lives, reminsce, flirt shamelessly etc. etc.
Jack is told by Leslie of the reincarnation and recursing of his archenemy Barbossa, who now seems to have found himself a mate, Blackheart (played by magix o' course) and now they have gotten themselves a ship and crew and are out seeking revenge on Jack. Upon hearing this, Jack decides that he must terminate Barbossa once and for all *bwah ha ha*! O' course needing the blood of William Turner, Jack sets out with Leslie as a new Black PEarl crew member and all of the other Jack fans here as crew members to Port ROyale, his most favorite place.

So, Victoria Norrington, new beloved wife of Norrington (played by me...ick i know but it gets much better for me hehe), is standing in Will's shop along with Will, Elizabeth (however not the elizabeth we all think! this is a new elizabeth for elizabeth swann died of scurvy only 3 weeks into their marriage so will has found himself a new girl played by ashton! some how im not liking this-all girls except for meself have the men they desire. oh well, it'll get better, i hope) and Victoria's own son Jack (more bout him later). When suddenly Captain Jack staggers his way into the shop. Victoria gasps. Jack says many things about how they seem to know one another with Victoria ceaselessly denying it. That night, Victoria returns home to her beloved, and reports that Jack Sparrow is in Port Royale! NOrrington immediately orders for his capture, and he is and Jack is put in jail to be hung the next day.
The next day, Vikki visits his cell, lets him out, only to be captured and brought to the noose. Just before jAck is to be hung, Vikki runs up onto the platform and exclaims that he cannot be hung, unless she is hung also. *ok, everybody gasp now!* Norrington is like omg, why? what? and she reveals that she is a pirate, showing offf proudly her branded P and tatoo of a heart with a slash through it. "Hazel?" Jack asks. and Victoria reveals that she is indeed the famous Pirate captain, Victoria "Scar Heart" Hazel. Norrington refuses to hang her b/c he loves her, yada yada yada, and she helps Jack escape, so Jack, Vikki, Elizabeth, Will, and little Jack set off on a grand quest, much to the saddness and anger of gov. swann nd norrington (kinda feel bad for him cuz he's lost 2 women).
On the Pearl, they go after Barbossa. Many things happen, lots of reminiscing, etc. and that's where Captain Jack finds out that Vikki's son Jack, is Jack Sparrow Jr. and Vikki gets mad at JAck a couple times for not coming back, and there is also a beautiful sunset make out scene with Jack and Vikki (sorry Leslie you can have Jack's hot twin lol i'll write him in for u) etc etc.
so in the end, Barbossa and Blackheart are placed in Port Royale prison (i didnt have the heart to kill you magix) along with his crew, and new Liz and will live happily ever after, as do Jack and Vikki, and Leslie and jack's twin (haha), and Barbossa and Blackheart if you count prison happy.
Oh, and all other Jack lovers, you will forever remain members of his crew!
and will lovers, you can be aprrentices in his shop!
the end.
so...i need reviews!

 

[depplyinluv]

first off, thank you all , i know my story was great


and emily i cant believe you , you stupid(not literally) story had me almost peeing my pants because i can picture it hahaha


oooo boy


also thanks for including me! im sorry i was too selfish in my story



i dont know why im so hyper right now!!!!

 

[Magix]

Far and away the best story yet, Emily!!!! Just like depply, I laughed most heart'ly, fer I could picture it all so well.

Ye 'ave me permission te kill Blackheart and Barbossa, either by hangin' or in battle, so long as they die t'gether. Won't it be tragically romantic?? Ah yes, and they must go te meet the devil hisself without regret fer what they done, cursin' and swearin' those what would 'ave 'em die. Wicked 'til the end, they be!

Ah, these stories be too much fun! Thank ye fer the idea, SusieJane! Per'aps we can find ye an official position aboard ship, eh? I believe we still be in want o' a fine cook. How be ye at preparin' victuals?

 

[FPgurl04]

Now, it has been proven i am the biggest geek for having so much time on my hands i actually plan out my own pirates story. lol! thanks for all loving my story, but still magix, it would be rather romantic in a twisted sort of deathly way, but i couldnt kill u. might kill barbossa, but then u would probably kill yeself and that wouldnt be good. anyway so here is a little history on Vikki lol out of boredom i am writing this:

Victoria Hazel and Jack Sparrow met in (where else?) Tortuga when they were both there tryin' to round up a crew, both fer their first voyages. Jack, o' course, got the better crew (er, i guess you could say better considerin' what they did to him so maybe i should say STRONGER crew) fer men were too proud to sail under a lady captain. but she got the surplus pirates, or really wanna-be's, but she had to do. So they both went off, Jack and the PEarl for Isle De Mueretta and Victoria on the Star of the Sea fer some good ol' fashioned plunderin' and stealin'. They both made names fer themselves, the Pearl o' course becomin' the most feared ship in the Caribbean and the Star becomin' the second most feared. i assume you all know the tale of the pearl, so i'll go on with vikki's story. one of those nights that she spent in tortuga with jack, left her with little Jack SParrow Jr. and no father to take care of him so he was raised a pirate on her ship. well anyway, here's where norrington enters our story. i suppose you all guessed that she didnt love him. well, one day the Star was mindin' it's own business, the pirates on board countin' their loot doing pirate-y stuff, when the dauntless pulls up and places them under arrest. well, victoria and jack escaped (not quite sure how) but norrington captured the star and the pirates on board. so victoria, loyal to her ship, devises a plan. she goes to port royale, disguised very convincingly as an english noble, and gets norrrington to marry her that way she iwll have access to her ship and will be able to escape! however her plans are foiled, AFTER the wedding, because, on hearing Captain Hazel was still alive, Norrington sunk the Star to the bottom of the sea! so she was stuck married to a man she despised!!! and still in a deep corner of her heart, she was madly in love with Jack Sparrow.

i suppose you want to know where she got the nickname "scar heart" right? well that'll wait until next time....

 

[depplyinluv]

ok i jsut have one request.....can i make you guys green beans w/ honey? i swear to you its delicious! lol and tea, lots of tea!

hey, pirates gotta have down time to ya know

 

[FPgurl04]

omg, where did the new smilies come from! they r awesome! i am so hyper! "stacy's mom has got it goin' on! she's all i want and i've waited for so long! stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me! i know it might be wrong but im in love iwth stacy's mom!"
hahaha! where is everyone? come on, smell the rum and return to me! my new saying is wake up and smell the rum! rum is yummy. lol! not that i'd know. anybody ever been to fanfiction.net? one of my new favorite sites!
"yo ho yo ho a pirates life for me. ya dadadadadada and really bad eggs! drink up me hearties yo ho!" close compass. movie ends. i cry and protest to see it again! lol!
28 more days until it comes out! huzzah!

 

[Magix]

Originally posted by FPgurl04
Now, it has been proven i am the biggest geek for having so much time on my hands i actually plan out my own pirates story. lol! thanks for all loving my story, but still magix, it would be rather romantic in a twisted sort of deathly way, but i couldnt kill u. might kill barbossa, but then u would probably kill yeself and that wouldnt be good.

No no, wouldn't kill meself. Would just set out fer revenge! Ah, and thar be the third movie!!

Ye know what be REALLY geeky? The fact that we BOTH 'ave worked out our own pirate stories, includin' our pirate names and our ships. Thot I were the only one. Glad te know I be in good comp'ny. Tho I think I'll be keepin' most o' me story te meself - wouldn't want te frighten' all ye with the details!!

 

[Bloody_Jack_Flint]

Here's my crappy version:

Movie opens with Will and Elizabeth standing on the dock in Port Royale. It’s a lovely day and they make small talk. It’s obvious they’re waiting for someone. Eliz looks out far and recognizes the shape and colour of the Black Pearl. As the ship comes closer to port, Jack is at the helm looking as lovely as ever. He jumps off the BP and immediately gives Eliz a hug, much to Will’s chagrin.

The three of them go back to the house or wherever Will and Eliz live. They have thrown a party for Jack with “drinks all around.” During the party, Jack tells Will and Eliz that a friend of his shall be arriving to Port Royale any day now.

Cut to the next morning on a ship. A girl about 25’ish is sleeping when a servant to her wakes her up. She’s a little groggy at first, but suddenly realizes what today is. The servant leaves and she scrambles in her room putting on piratey looking clothes while mumbling to herself why she had to oversleep on this day. After she gets on deck, she looks out and sees that port is very close. She and her other crewMEN are scrambling to get ready to dock. She stops after a while, looks out and sees people standing on the dock, but she cannot make faces. She uses her sword as a quick mirror and takes her place at the front of the ship. When the ship docks, she gets off and is greeted by Jack with a hug and looks longingly at Will. Eliz almost feels a sense of jealousy.

The three of them take the girl, named Mary, back to Will and Eliz’s place. There they make small talk and whenever you do when you have guests over. After everyone has gone to bed, Will goes out on the huge stone walkway thing. While looking at the moon’s reflection, someone puts a handkerchief over his mouth, laced with something (like chloroform) and he faints.

When Will wakes up he’s on a ship. It’s about dawn. He looks out the window and Port Royale is nowhere in sight. Mary is sitting on the bed and Will starts to argue with her, asking questions like “why am I here.” She either ignores him or responds with smart allec answers. *Gee, I wonder where she got that from.*

In the morning, Eliz wakes up and realizes Will isn’t in bed. She searches throughout the house. She wakes up Jack and tells him. They go into the room where Mary was staying, but she’s obviously gone. Jack has a feeling what Mary is doing, but hides it from Eliz. The two of them go to the BP and set out to find Will.

Mary comes down to the room (her room) where Will is, unties him and brings him up to deck. She tells him he’ll be glad to see a familiar face. The familiar face is Barbossa! He starts to argue with Bar, but he ignores all his whining. The crew takes Will back down and the last thing he sees is the Monkey Jack climb onto Bar’s shoulder with the medallion.

Back on the BP, Eliz is frantic about Will. Jack tries to calm her down, but nothing seems to work very well. That day is spent going around in circles as they have no clue where to search.

Mary’s ship is slowed going back to the place where the Aztec gold is. The crew is really stupid and have gotten the ship lost. Mary was too busy to navigate, having to deal with Bar and Will.

That night, Jack spots another ship close ahead and recognizes it as Mary’s ship. He doesn’t tell Eliz, but he increases the speed as much as he can. Back on deck on Mary’s ship, Mary goes back up and spots the BP! The BP is able to get closer and a fight breaks out between the two ships. Bar hides and doesn’t fight. Sort of a long fight and all of Mary’s men get killed. Eliz is able to find Will and set him free. Jack spots the medallion on Mary. He fights her for it and gets it. Jack takes Mary captive on the BP and they go to the place where the gold is.

Will drops the medallion and is about to shed some blood when Bar comes! He and Jack fight. Will, Eliz and Mary just watch. This time Bar is stronger and Jack is having some trouble. All of a sudden a shot is heard, Will drops the blood and Bar falls to the ground. Eliz has a gun in her hand. She also shoots the monkey. Will and Eliz are happy that the curse is finally over. With a look of regret, Jack stabs Mary and he, Will and Eliz leave her there to die.

A few weeks later, Jack gets ready to leave Port Royale. He and Will and Eliz are at that stone thing where they were at the end of the last movie, looking out to sea. All of a sudden Mary shows up. Eliz and Will are stunned and scared, but Jack busts out laughing. He knew he didn’t kill her. Mary comes over and apologizes to Eliz and Will. She hugs Jack, takes a long look out to sea and then kisses Will. Eliz is upset, but the two guys laugh it off. Mary dives off the edge and swims to her new ship, now named the “Turner”. She climbs aboard and steers away from Port Royale. Movie ends with Jack stands there smiling, with Eliz semi-arguing with Will for letting her kiss him.

Hope this isn't too long...lol

~Bloody Jack