OOOooh.
Ok.
You wanna hear my Fudge song. I call him fudgecicle. XD
It is kinda spoiling. Kinda. And it doesn't make alot of sense and it skips around alot but oh well.
Fudgecicle, where did you go
Oh, Fudgecicle, I just don't know
You were mean, and cruel
you look like a pig and you act like a fool
you didn’t trust Dumbledore and that’s all up to you
but why do the students have to put up with you to.
You send that old fat umbridge, to do your dirty work
you sit back and watch with a smirk
you set all these decrees and expect everyone to follow
but your voice scares everyone because its so hollow.
Fudgecicle where did you go
Oh, Fudgecicle, I just don't know
Everybody hates you and just so you know.
There just gonna go with the flow
they don't give a crap about your nasty ways, and really
don't find your toupee the next big craze.
So once your fired don’t you fret
All the Hogwarts students with rejoice and
the good rules will be re-set
They will replace you with the best there is
Like Neville Longbottom the herbology wiz
The students will go back to regular life
And Voldemort will now duel with a knife.
Fudgecicle where did you go
Oh, Fudgecicle, I just don’t know
Umbridge will be thrown into Azkaban
Just like that old Sirius man.
Harry will rejoin the quidditch team
And they will be the best I mean
Trelawnly will still be the weirdest professor out there
But with Snape, there the coolest awesome pair.
Fred and George will still be the inventors
And of course Voldy will still be chased by dementors.
Mr. Weasley will replace you as minister of magic
And will again be attacked by a snake isn’t that tragic
But just wait, he wont go yet
Because Mrs. Weasley will heal him without breaking a sweat
Oh how great Fluer and Bills wedding will be
As they walk to the aisle so gleefully
Fudgecicle, oh where did you go
Oh Fudgecicle I just don’t know.
Percy will find himself back at home
Where he once told himself that he would not talk even on the phone.
Tonks will find herself quite pale
As Lupin gets rid of that nasty werewolf spell
Peter Pettigrew will finally receive his fate
Harry and Ginny will have the perfect date.
Cho will eventually move on
And Hermione will be studying at the crack of dawn
Ron will become the quidditch leader
Hagrid will still be the weird animal feeder.
Bellatrix will finally receive her what she should
Which would be a day on the quid ditch pitch with Wood.
Afterwards the dementors will kiss her
And nobody especially dead ****[erm you know] will ever miss her.
Snape will always be good and it truly fits
And So will Ron after he stops being a git
The horcruxes the voldemort is hiding
Will just be a piece of his house’s siding
Grawp will learn to speak very well
***[yea] will emerge from the tapestry that once he fell
Everyone will live happily ever after
And well, you would be gone so it wouldn’t matter.
Fudgecicle oh where did you go
Oh Fudgecicle I just don’t know.
WEEEE. XD