The Divine Secrets of the Last Word Diserhood's new cottage

[Pam]

Oooooohhhhhhhhh, Dream is revvin' up the YaYa Police Enforcer Paddy Wagon!! Swing by and pick me up!

Dream,
to your poem! Everyone did keep asking me all night if I had to go again. But I'm waiting for next week's playoff game to break out my secret weapon again!!

 

[helenabear]

Oh good a road trip!!! Where are we going?

 

[Kama89]

Hmmm.. Pam says dorkdude and I... I mean...Apolo and I can come to dinner, but we have to act appropriately?!?! Well! What fun is that, I ask you!?


Yep. Nov 10th, Jay. VERY important date, now. Definitely something I'm looking forward to. Oh....and you're welcome. You deserve it.

Is he home yet Bonnie? I'm packing my duct tape and flashythingy just in case. I'll be ready.

Jodie's box=tee hee!

 

[bfeller]

Darn!!!!!!! Just ate the last cheese puff. Will uncooked spaghetti work. It may leave some marks on his face though?

Jodie, I will be standing in Mason, Ohio. Have to get you here one way or another.

 

[LucyStorm]

They're coming to my house to smack my DH around. He needs to show up here first though for them to do it.

 

[Dream]

OK...I have the bananas packed!!! I am headin to Mason! Elaine...we are going to Bonnies...her husband needs a little "enforcing". Bring overripe fruit!!!

 

[bfeller]

Ladies, I have to go get bundled up and go to a playoff high school football game. Have fun tonight. I may try Pam's trick a few times.

 

[Dream]

Stay warm Betty! Stick close to that potty and good luck to the team!!!

 

[LucyStorm]

Ok, he's home and not apologetic either! He went to his boat and didn't bother to call. When I reminded him that DD and I had been waiting for him for over 2 hours, he just shrugged his shoulders at me. I am putting the dishrag in the freezer first this time!

 

[helenabear]

Oh cool! I'd love to get in on that one. I can be right there too

Stay warm Betty and good luck to the team!!!

I agree Kim... Jodie's box... tee-hee

 

[Dream]

****Jodie tosses Bonnie a banana....a fork can be provided on very short notice if need be!!****

Elaine....LA LA LA LA LA LA....I'M NOT LISTENING I'M NOT LISTENING.....

 

[Kama89]

Say it louder so she can hear through the La Las, Elaine. JODIE'S BOX=TEE HEE HEE!!!!


Bonnie, Where should we start? Duct Taping, dish rag throwing or banana tossing?

Do stay warm Betty! We don't need you having a relapse.

 

[helenabear]

JODIE'S BOX=TEE HEE HEE!!!!

 

[Kama89]

Ok, so what is Chipotle? A friend of mine bought us a loaf of bread from Great Harvest bakery... it's called Chipotle Cheese. It is soooo good!! A little spicy, reminds me a little of the Jalapeno (sp?) bread from Subway.

Ooooh, hot! It made my tongue alllll TINGLY!

 

[jldriscoll]

I take a break to make dinner and ya'll start our nightly road trip without me. Jodie...I'm north of Mason come get me....I wanna help!!!

After all Bonnie was soooo good at "dealing" with the weannie leader, I owe her one!!!

 

[lilboo]

...I am alittle overwhelmed and scared...I'm not sure that I can finish what I need to finish by Monday...maybe if someone told me what was in Jodie's box via PM...it's cheer me up...

Last time I peeked in here Karen was on crazy meds---I hope that's coming along ok...

And now Bonnie's husband is in deep doody...right past the sketti stage straight for the frozen dishrag...it's comforting to know some things don' t change...

Carol's choc croissants all gone? And betty and Pam off to football games..well...I'll check in later for a little pick me up...I hope there's something nefarious afoot.

See ya!

Oh, isn't chipotle a type of pepper? Or are you speaking in codes-is this code for something? Iba!! AndaleAndale-ibaibaiba!!!!!

 

[yensid1071]

Kim = Kinky *AND* Tingly

Chipotle is a type of spice I think. Last night I had some chipotle bbq flavor hot wings. They were *GOOD*. Very hot, but *GOOD*!!! If you have an On the Border restraunt near you, give them a try!!! We even have a semi-fast food place here called "Chipotle." Tex-mex stuff. Pretty tasty!!

Jodie's box =

 

[lvs_eeyore]

I wanna know whats in Jodies box toooooooooooooooo.

Betty listen to Ms. Kim. Stay warm. We dont want you getting sick again. The cottage just isnt the same with you not around.

Im still feeling pretty yuucko. Im just hoping that this will wear off as I take the meds.

 

[jldriscoll]

JODIE'S BOX=TEE HEE HEE!!!!

 

[Dream]

OH HUSH!!!!

OMG!!!! You will never guess the awesome surprise I just had!!!!! DH called me to the phone and this very nice voice said,"Jodie, this is Elaine"!!!!!! How cool is that???? Elaine, you sound exactly like I imagined you would!!! You are the first diser who's voice I have actually heard!!! You made my night! And don't mind my dh...he just doesn't "get this" dis thing...I have told ya'll that before. Guess I should explain....when he realized who was callin me his comment was "Oh no...one of THEM!"
Going to feed him now...he gets grumpy when he's hungry! Back later!!
***Jodie walks off the screen smiling......***