DIS Dads The DIS Dad's Club XII: Oh... There You Are Perry!

[AirGoofy]

anyone else ever see this???
http://disney4dads.com/

Their top 10 list doesn't include dole whips. Sad.

 

[DEA]

OMG!....I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?"........Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?".......Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?" ......... Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!" Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions! ~~

There should be no talking in the men's room. I cannot see how it would be helpful.

 

[AirGoofy]

do they still have good prime rib at 1900??

It is buffet, paper thin carvings. We first went there when they had Cinderella, Charming, Fairy Godmother, and the mice. The stepsisters put on a better show, but I think the food has declined.

 

[DisneyDadC]

OMG!....I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?"........Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?".......Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?" ......... Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!" Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions! ~~

Sorry to mislead you guys this did not really happen to me.It was on a friends FB page and made me laugh so I just wanted to bring it over here to get you guys a laugh to start off your work week.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

‘Morning All…

Get busy and you miss a bunch around here (yah… like that something I didn’t already know). Time to at least hit the highlights.

First… Congratulations to Barry & Bambi!!! That is great news.
(Do your other young’ens know what’s going on yet?)

Brian, very sorry to hear that your eldest went and got herself injured, but I’m also glad to hear that she’s doing well now. Busted bones are a bit of a right of passage in a lot of kids lives. Sounds like she’ll be no worse for ware (and that’s a good thing).

OMG!....I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?"........Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?".......Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?" ......... Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!" Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions! ~~

I hate cell phones… I carry one because I’ve been ordered to do so, but I hate ‘em.

The only acceptable response on your part would be to soak a fist full of TP in the toilet and toss it over the stall wall as you leave.

Enough for now… think I’ll go post and update to my TR before I have to get busy with the things I’m supposed to do (as opposed to those that I want to do.)

 

[AirGoofy]

Sorry to mislead you guys this did not really happen to me.It was on a friends FB page and made me laugh so I just wanted to bring it over here to get you guys a laugh to start off your work week.

NO misleading. There have lots of versions of this joke. I last heard it with the really hot scantily clad blonde in the grocery store started talking ... ...took off Bluetooth earpiece.

 

[afwdwfan]

I hate cell phones… I carry one because I’ve been ordered to do so, but I hate ‘em.

One of the most annoying sounds in the world, is the sound of my cell phone ringing.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

One of the most annoying sounds in the world, is the sound of my cell phone ringing.

[hint]Turn the sound off.[/hint]

 

[baseballmickey]

Good morning, gentlemen

 

[afwdwfan]

[hint]Turn the sound off.[/hint]

If only I could get away with that.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

I like the idea of a morning joke, even if they're old. Here is something I haven't heard before.

No feminist comments please ... those who know me do know that I respect women wink

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?!
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving? Call 0800 -"
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN

Best regards,
Randall

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Thanks for the suggestions, guys! Thought I'd take a minute to give an update!

Got up at 5:40 to get ready to make the dining reservations, only to find that the computer wouldn't let me make any reservations past my 180 day mark. Even though the system acknowledged my resort reservation, it still wouldn't let me make anything past the 180 day. Tried my computer, my laptop, my ipad, nothing worked

Had to be at work at 7:30, so drove in so that I could be in the parking lot by 7am to call the hotline. Fortunately, I had the nicest, most helpful operator (yes, I did the survey at the end!) who helped me get pretty much everything we wanted (or something close!) including a Le Cellier on our last night and a California Grill on our 2nd night. Phew!

I good start, all in all! Very thankful for my blessings today! Thanks again for your advice!

Nice work, Doc! So are you guys going to be able to do any rides in between all of those meals?

I used to be a Coke drinker, then switched to Diet Coke while battling weight issues. After a few years drinking Diet Coke, I tried Coke again, but it's so thick it's like drinking motor oil.

I was able to get myself down to 1% milk and now I can't drink whole milk for the same reason. But Diet Coke still tastes nasty to me.

Mark - how do you think she fell off that fence in the first place?

They announced this morning that the owner of the Colts has tweeted he is in Favre's hometown. Just could be.....

My buddy posted that link on FB last night with the note: Make it stop!

OMG!....I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?"........Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?".......Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?" ......... Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!" Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions! ~~

The only acceptable response on your part would be to soak a fist full of TP in the toilet and toss it over the stall wall as you leave.

One of the most annoying sounds in the world, is the sound of my cell phone ringing.

More annoying than the one from Dumb & Dumber?

I still don't have a cell phone, and I love it. It's nice to be able to disappear off the grid when I want to.

 

[scott2997]

Mornin' Guys...

So I'm attempting to do some planning for my trip next Spring....but noticing it's very difficult to do without knowing the park hours!!!

I'm also realizing that, with two young daughters, I'm finding myself leaning toward MK more days than anything. Just not quite sure if they'll be interested in HS being that they will be too short/young for most of the attractions there.

We have 6 day passes and I can already see 3 days at MK!

Has anyone else been MK heavy during their trips?

 

[DDuck4Life]

OMG!....I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall: "Hi, how are you?"........Me: embarrassed, "Doin' fine!" Stall: "So what are you up to?".......Me: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here." Stall: "Can I come over?" ......... Me: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!!" Stall: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions! ~~

Hilarious! Love the morning jokes. Really takes the edge off a Monday Morning.

I like the idea of a morning joke, even if they're old. Here is something I haven't heard before.

No feminist comments please ... those who know me do know that I respect women wink

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?!
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labour?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

"ESTROGEN ISSUES"
10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving? Call 0800 -"
6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."
8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon bigger than Super Plus.
9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND

10. Cats' facial expressions.
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7. Fat clothes.
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.
5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and eggshell.
4. Cutting your hair to make it grow.
3. Eyelash curlers.
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

AND, the Number One thing only women understand:

1. OTHER WOMEN

Best regards,
Randall

Great way to start the morning.

 

[FreezinRafiki]

First… Congratulations to Barry & Bambi!!! That is great news.
(Do your other young’ens know what’s going on yet?)

Thank you. Yes, they both know. We figured we'd be talking about it enough that they should know what's going on. Madison was very excited and wants the baby to sleep in her room. Evan said "OK" and asked if he could go ride his bike.

One of the most annoying sounds in the world, is the sound of my cell phone ringing.

Mine plays Life is a Highway from the Cars soundtrack, so it's not quite as annoying.

I was able to get myself down to 1% milk and now I can't drink whole milk for the same reason. But Diet Coke still tastes nasty to me.

I grew up on whole milk. Like if you were pouring your morning cereal and realized you were out of milk, you took the pitcher out to the barn and filled it up straight from the bulk tank. I've worked my way down to skim. Whole milk is like drinking whipping cream now.

 

[Emma's Dad]

Morning all! Finally getting caught up on the thread. Spent the weekend with friends at a cottage in Jarvisburg, NC... what a relaxing weekend! No internet there so I was forced to spend some time net-free!

Congrats, Barry! Better get a surplus of sleep now, right? My DD and I were talking this weekend about how lucky we were to have such a wonderful DD. We are quite certain that if we had another child it would be the worst child EVER!

So... this weekend we are SUPPOSED to be heading to Myrtle Beach. But guess who is also looking like she's going to be making an appearance this weekend? Hurricane Irene!! AND... That beverly is is looking at Virginia Beach, too. We've been looking forward to this trip for quite a while now... but not only would we have to cancel the trip to SC, but would also need to prepare the home for the hurricane. Yes... know that we are still many days away... but still had to vent to the dads that understand the frustration. Hopefully Ron doesn't get his vacation ruined by this hurricane!


In other responses:

Managed to get the KY version of a Dole whip at the state fair yesterday. Not the same as being in Disney but still tasted good.

I've never personally tasted KY... but will take your word for it

got home from work at noon, had my nap. now its off for a shower,than its off to cracker barrell for chicken and rice. the sat. night special. i worked real hard this morning. the owner of the company called me into his office. told me to shut the door. (i worked there 20 years and only ever seen that door closed twice, niether was any good.) i was told to have a seat. im thinking,(getting fired,hes not paying our healthcare,what did or didnt i do,someone die what?????) nope, he wants to plan a suprise trip to wdw for his kids and grand kids and wanted some info. (after i called him a name) he starts laughing!!! he says, i thought that was funny myself, i just wanted to see the look on your face!!!! so i spent the next 2 hours answering his questions. he has been there a few times and being semi retired, has time to play on the computer and knows more about the place than i do. do you want to cry, he has reserved 4 1br units at bwv each for 7 nights. 9 adult and 7 child park tickets and 16 first class plane tickets. than tell me he pays me to much if i can afford to go there twice a year.

What a funny guy Glad it WAS just that though! And holy beverly! What was the estimated value of this magical trip??

Hmmm....should we try to close this thread while waiting on draft picks? Better not. Don may get mad at us.

Here we go again.....

Not sure if any of you will remember my post on the old thread...I made one post and almost as soon as I finished I received a call that my Dad was critically ill and he passed away unexpectedly. I am finally getting caught back up and ready to do a little planning and wanted to thank you for the welcome..I went back and read your notes. You guys are dedicated Disney fans, through and through....That's for sure! I like that quality in a person!

We are actually in the process of planning a trip in October. The Dis Board site is full of great Ideas and helpful tips. I'll try to keep up!

I'm sorry for your loss, Pete. Will keep you and your family in our prayers.

 

[wasnotafan]

...Has anyone else been MK heavy during their trips?

We have. For us, Animal Kingdom and HS are one day parks.

 

[Turkey Lurkey]

So I'm driving to work this morning, and there's new road construction on my route. Traffic slowed down to a crawl, one lane open. A seagull hits my windshield. Right smack in the middle of it, not moving. I couldn't see around it, and I couldn't pull over because there was no room, so I did the only thing I could. I turned on the windshield wipers and they pushed the gull off the window and up over my roof. Unfortunately, it hit the car behind me. Even more unfortunately, it was a cop car. As soon as we were out of the construction, he pulled me over and gave me a ticket...for flipping him the bird.

They announced this morning that the owner of the Colts has tweeted he is in Favre's hometown. Just could be.....

So the Colts are going to sit this season out, are they?

Best rate I ever got was $46 each way, per person. I think AirTran had a mistake on their website, but I booked I and they honored it without saying anything. Typically AirTran or Southwest will run sales where you can get it for $89 or $99 each way. I think the tickets we booked for October were on AirTran at about $109 each way. We fly mostly out of Milwaukee and only out of Chicago if we have to.

Man, sounds like I'm going to start having to fly out of Milwaukee instead of Green Bay....



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[Turkey Lurkey]

I grew up on whole milk. Like if you were pouring your morning cereal and realized you were out of milk, you took the pitcher out to the barn and filled it up straight from the bulk tank. I've worked my way down to skim. Whole milk is like drinking whipping cream now.

I read that as "the bull tank" and thought, boy, your cereal was protein heavy.



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[Bo Duke]

I grew up on whole milk. Like if you were pouring your morning cereal and realized you were out of milk, you took the pitcher out to the barn and filled it up straight from the bulk tank. I've worked my way down to skim. Whole milk is like drinking whipping cream now.

I also was brought up on Fresh bulk tank milk. I still drink whole. I have told my wife i will not drink anything less than 2%. I said if she wants less than that pour a quarter glass of milk and fill it the rest of the way with water.

My mom's side of the family had me bring milk to a family event once. They all had an absolute fit that it was whole. We were the only ones drinking it. They usually don't ask me to bring stuff anymore.