DIS Dads The DIS Dad's Club IX - The Fastest Moving Thread Around

[stopher1]

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

For fun I've been pricing WDW vs DL packaged deals, and so far, DL always wins.

 

[BigTex71]

Why be difficult? Put some effort in and be impossible.

 

[Rental01]

WooHoo! I can't keep up anymore!

That's why I'm here! For now anyway - I have a meeting in 10 minutes!

 

[stopher1]

Inside It's a Small World Holiday

 

[BigTex71]

Sometimes I eat things just to avoid the temptation of eating them later.

 

[unclescrooge_0707]

Here's a T-Shirt I'd love to own.
Nothing to do with Disney, just... i'm a dork.

 

[Rental01]

For fun I've been pricing WDW vs DL packaged deals, and so far, DL always wins.

For me the problem comes down to logistics. It's too far of a drive and I can't see flying cross country for that. Not until my inlaws move out of CA. When that happens, all bets are off!

 

[BigTex71]

When someone texts you “hahahahaha!!” instead of “haha” or “lol”, you know you’ve done well.

 

[stopher1]

The Grand Californian's Christmas Tree

 

[Rental01]

Here's a T-Shirt I'd love to own.
Nothing to do with Disney, just... i'm a dork.

That's awesome! Where did you find that?

 

[Mrmrezg]

What Disneyworld is all about...

And in a white shirt. I am surprised that it is as clean as it is.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

A farmer named Clyde had a car accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questioning Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'"asked the lawyer.

Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the.."

"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question? Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?

Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was driving down the road...."

The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Judge, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."

By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie".

Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded, "Well as I was saying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule, into the trailer and was driving her down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Bessie was thrown into the other.

I was hurting, real bad and didn't want to move. However, I could hear ole Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was in terrible shape just by her groans. Shortly after the accident a Highway Patrolman came on the scene. He could hear Bessie moaning and groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun in hand, looked at me, and said "How are you feeling?" "Now what the hell would you say?"

 

[Rental01]

When someone texts you “hahahahaha!!” instead of “haha” or “lol”, you know you’ve done well.

Or you're in trouble beyond your wildest imagination.

<-- has a wiiiiild imagination

 

[stopher1]

 

[BigTex71]

I’m in love with my bed, but my alarm clock wont let us be together.

 

[unclescrooge_0707]

Sometimes I eat things just to avoid the temptation of eating them later.

GREAT strategy! (THUMB)

Why be difficult? Put some effort in and be impossible.

Where the Possible and the Impossible meet to become..

The Possimpible.

 

[Rental01]

And in a white shirt. I am surprised that it is as clean as it is.

That is most definitely the "before" image

 

[stopher1]

 

[afwdwfan]

Really????? You've gotta be kidding me.