DIS Dads The DIS Dad's Club IX - The Fastest Moving Thread Around

[BigTex71]

Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?

 

[stopher1]

A never-ending game... (kind of like this thread seems right about now...)

 

[Rental01]

I’m in love with my bed, but my alarm clock wont let us be together.

Another ownage! I just turn my alarm off. Now it's my boss who complains!

 

[BigTex71]

I love it when the person’s laugh is funnier than the actual joke.

 

[scott2997]

Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?

Do you have these written down somewhere???

 

[afwdwfan]

I can't believe the productivity level didn't change while I was at lunch.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

This isn't as much fun when they don't shut us down!

 

[stopher1]

We wants to red head!

 

[Rental01]

Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?

You can still hold on to that dreeeeeeaeaam!

 

[BigTex71]

It is well documented that for every minute that you exercise, you add one minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month.

 

[afwdwfan]

Hey Journey, I stopped believing. What now?

 

[stopher1]

 

[Rental01]

This isn't as much fun when they don't shut us down!

I totally agree...

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

For me the problem comes down to logistics. It's too far of a drive and I can't see flying cross country for that. Not until my inlaws move out of CA. When that happens, all bets are off!

Do what I do, don't tell them you're going.

 

[BigTex71]

Constipated people don’t give a crap.

 

[stopher1]

One little spark...

 

[Rental01]

Hmm... meeting in t-Minus 3 minutes and counting

 

[afwdwfan]

Are the mods on strike?

 

[scott2997]

I think the mods must be playing a game with us....waiting to see when we finally give up trying to shut this down!

 

[BigTex71]

Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.