DIS Dads The DIS Dad's Club IV - Man Laws & Cheese Balls

[dvczerfs]

Ok since its a Mans club I had a Man law thought the other day

It should be Man Law that Food Network cannot run Giada De Laurentiis and then follow it up with the Barefoot Contessa!

id have to agree with that!! i watch giada evey so often and dw didnt realize i had such an intrest in cooking.

 

[ArmyMouse]

I have been a closet DIS Dad for years and finally can come out!

 

[DisneyFed]

Ok since its a Mans club I had a Man law thought the other day

It should be Man Law that Food Network cannot run Giada De Laurentiis and then follow it up with the Barefoot Contessa!

SECOND



What IS up with that?

 

[Gasface]

Ok since its a Mans club I had a Man law thought the other day

It should be Man Law that Food Network cannot run Giada De Laurentiis and then follow it up with the Barefoot Contessa!

Dam!

You made me spit my drink on my laptop.

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Just checking over the Dad's Club Criteria, I realized I can add one which I didn't see (I may have just missed it). In addition to the waffle iron, telephone, DVDs, Music, Ornaments, etc. I also own a Mickey Mouse Panini/Sandwich Maker, which makes great grilled cheese sandwiches, by the way.

ClearScreen

I can do the horn and dinner at any of the Dells' finest restaurants. But I have a strict personal policy against buying underwear for other guys.

Yet another excellent man law.

Oh good - we get to start quoting Cheers lines again!
Norm: Morning, everybody!
Woody: Beer, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Little early in the day isn't it, Woody?
Woody: Little early for a beer?
Norm: No, for stupid questions.

Welcome to the club!

Woody: Norm! Jack Frost nipping at your nose, Mr. Peterson?
Norm: Yeah, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

 

[AirGoofy]

My favorite Cheers intro:

Woody: "What's going on Mr. Peterson?"
Norm: "Let's talk about what's going IN Mr. Peterson."

 

[ClearScreen]

My fav:

"What's shaking, Norm?"
"All four cheeks and a couple of chins."

 

[AJRitz]

"It's a dog eat dog world Sammy, and I'm wearing milk bone underwear."

 

[AJRitz]

Ok since its a Mans club I had a Man law thought the other day

It should be Man Law that Food Network cannot run Giada De Laurentiis and then follow it up with the Barefoot Contessa!

It's like the before and after photos for a horror version of Jenny Craig.

 

[DisneyFed]

It's like the before and after photos for a horror version of Jenny Craig.

 

[FreezinRafiki]

I have been a closet DIS Dad for years and finally can come out!

We're glad you came out! Welcome to the club!

I can't believe that after 2+ years on The Dis I've never seen this club. But it's truely a place that make me feel like I belong. Sign me up.

I was reading goofy4prez's thread that seems to have spawned this little membership drive, and came across this quote from you:

The biggest thing came up last year where I floated the idea a few months before my birthday of me flying down on my own (no wife or kids) for 2 days to celebrate my birthday. She shook her head and said I could go to get it out of my system (little did she know it was just fueling the fire). During the trip I walked into the back of the France pavillion to see Belle and Aurora standing there with a PhotoPass photographer and no line-up. After explaining to them where my "pricess was" and why she wasn't there I spent close to10 minutes with them joking around. Whenever I was getting pictures done with one of them, the other would wink and blow kisses. I have a big dumb smile on my face for all of those pictures.

We have a little saying around the DIS Dad's Club: Pics or it didn't happen!

 

[afwdwfan]

We have a little saying around the DIS Dad's Club: Pics or it didn't happen!

Oh, take it easy on the man.... I'm sure he had to destroy the evidence before his wife saw it.

 

[ClearScreen]

It's like the before and after photos for a horror version of Jenny Craig.

Of course, there is not enough alcohol in my house to get this image out of my mind, thank you very much.

I'll sign any petition to the Food Network you want!!

ClearScreen

 

[mattyg]

Welcome mattyg. Where in N.GA are you from? and yes Go Dawgs!

I live in Habersham Co. just north of Gainesville and east of Helen. only 45 min from Sanford Stad. THanks for the welcome guys Its good to be home.

 

[mattyg]

anyone got some good Chuck Norris? Chuck is so tough that when he was born he slapped the doctor. Give me more.

 

[mattyg]

Is this wrong of me? we have a new kitten that is black brown and white. My family is calling it Snickers but I wnated to call it Figaro. WOuld it mess up the cat if I call it that while they call something elst or does it matter?

 

[Explodo]

anyone got some good Chuck Norris? Chuck is so tough that when he was born he slapped the doctor. Give me more.

There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.

 

[tutter99]

Just checking over the Dad's Club Criteria, I realized I can add one which I didn't see (I may have just missed it). In addition to the waffle iron, telephone, DVDs, Music, Ornaments, etc. I also own a Mickey Mouse Panini/Sandwich Maker, which makes great grilled cheese sandwiches, by the way.

ClearScreen

I've got the Mickey Smoothie Maker.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Yesterday y’all rolled though about five pages in one afternoon, but today it’s already over fifteen! Again, I have to ask… Am I was the only one that had to go to work today (or just the only one that can’t get away with being logged onto The DIS while at the office)?

Is this wrong of me? we have a new kitten that is black brown and white. My family is calling it Snickers but I wnated to call it Figaro. WOuld it mess up the cat if I call it that while they call something elst or does it matter?

Our cat’s given name is “Lardbutt”, but we also call him by nearly fifty other names (including “Doofenshmirtz”). You go ahead and call him anything you want, they don’t listen anyway.

I've got the Mickey Smoothie Maker.

I have got to get me one of these


Welcome to the preponderance of new converts.
Glad to have you along!!!

 

[AJRitz]

Welcome to the preponderance of new converts.
Glad to have you along!!!

You only want to welcome a majority of them?