DIS Dads The DIS Dad's Club IV - Man Laws & Cheese Balls

[AJRitz]

Well it's been almost a month...soooo...should be time for Don to do his 1st installment of his Trip Report...


We want's the Red-Head...We Want's the Red-Head!!! (To Do his TR)

Ahhh - one of life's great existential questions. How does one hijack a non-existant Trip Report?

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Canadians. They're just too NICE.

And I've still got that "Badaba badaba badaba badaba" song stuck in my head.

MAKE IT STOP!! I keep craving Amstel Lights for some reason.

It's a world of laughter, a world of tears....

Disney magic: Disney Photo Proves It's A Small World

Wow! That is way cool.

Ahhh - one of life's great existential questions. How does one hijack a non-existant Trip Report?

Yes...if a Trip Report is never written, do we still make fun of Emma's Dad?

I vote yes!

 

[Emma's Dad]

MAKE IT STOP!! I keep craving Amstel Lights for some reason.

It's a world of laughter, a world of tears....



Wow! That is way cool.



Yes...if a Trip Report is never written, do we still make fun of Emma's Dad?

I vote yes!

I'm surprised no one has attempted to take the initiative and start it for me...

 

[trennr]

Ahhh - one of life's great existential questions. How does one hijack a non-existant Trip Report?

If a TR is not written...then we write one for him... a Whale of a Tale. "I swear by my Tatoo." (Note to self...get a Tatoo to swear by.)

Yes...if a Trip Report is never written, do we still make fun of Emma's Dad?

I vote yes!

Agreed... MAN LAW!!!

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

I'm surprised no one has attempted to take the initiative and start it for me...

It was a dark and stormy night.

 

[dvczerfs]

It was a dark and stormy night.

don was tired from finishing his last trip report from last year. he had to remember his lap top this trip so not to anger the disdad gods. (next!)

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

It was a dark and stormy night.

don was tired from finishing his last trip report from last year. he had to remember his lap top this trip so not to anger the disdad gods. (next!)

and Don thought to himself, self. to TR or not to TR that is the question!

 

[AJRitz]

and Don thought to himself, self. to TR or not to TR that is the question!

But the DISDads rose as one and DEMANDED a TR from the erstwhile Don.
For only by sharing his tribulations with the group, could Don teach others to avoid his awful fate.

 

[stopher1]

But the DISDads rose as one and DEMANDED a TR from the erstwhile Don.
For only by sharing his tribulations with the group, could Don teach others to avoid his awful fate.

So Don sat down to his computer and began to let his thoughts flow freely...... but alas, his fingers could not type. He began to remember a saying he'd learned years before in school when those feelings of angst would wash over his creative processes, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can..."

 

[FreezinRafiki]

So Don sat down to his computer and began to let his thoughts flow freely...... but alas, his fingers could not type. He began to remember a saying he'd learned years before in school when those feelings of angst would wash over his creative processes, "I think I can, I think I can, I think I can..."

Finally, Don channeled his inner Ty Webb. See the TR, be the TR. See the TR, be the TR.

"It was around noon when Don and his son Jethro, his daughter Elly May, and with Granny in her rocking chair in back, loaded up the truck and left his backwoods Ozark home, bound for Walt Disney World."

 

[trennr]

I'm surprised no one has attempted to take the initiative and start it for me...

You must have posted right after I started writting this...

If a TR is not written...then we write one for him...

Now it appears that the Dad's as a collective are doing it.

 

[GoHerd1028]

Finally, Don channeled his inner Ty Webb. See the TR, be the TR. See the TR, be the TR.

"It was around noon when Don and his son Jethro, his daughter Elly May, and with Granny in her rocking chair in back, loaded up the truck and left his backwoods Ozark home, bound for Walt Disney World."

Upon their arrival at their resort they quickly headed to the cement pond to wash up a bit and relax before their first scheduled ADR.

 

[dvczerfs]

Upon their arrival at their resort they quickly headed to the cement pond to wash up a bit and relax before their first scheduled ADR.

but wait, someone (don) had to pee.

 

[cj9200]

Upon their arrival at their resort they quickly headed to the cement pond to wash up a bit and relax before their first scheduled ADR.

Which was at the Wispering Canyon where Granny was upset with the vittles. "What no possum stew?"

This could be fun. Don, sit back we will take care of the TR for you.

 

[AJRitz]

Which was at the Wispering Canyon where Granny was upset with the vittles. "What no possum stew?"

This could be fun. Don, sit back we will take care of the TR for you.

The evening ended on a bit of a downer note, as the family was politely asked to leave WCC, after Granny chased the server around the room with the giant fork she was provided after she dropped hers.

 

[stopher1]

The evening ended on a bit of a downer note, as the family was politely asked to leave WCC, after Granny chased the server around the room with the giant fork she was provided after she dropped hers.

No worries though, even though the dinner ended a bit low, as they left the restaurant and went outside, Granny jumped fer joy when she saw the Wilderness all around the Lodge. They'd surely have dinner for weeks with the critters they could find in there, she thought.

 

[dvczerfs]

No worries though, even though the dinner ended a bit low, as they left the restaurant and went outside, Granny jumped fer joy when she saw the Wilderness all around the Lodge. They'd surely have dinner for weeks with the critters they could find in there, she thought.

that night, mr. drysdale check in to the room next to him. along with the secretary (whos name escapes me.)

 

[trennr]

that night, mr. drysdale check in to the room next to him. along with the secretary (whos name escapes me.)

Ms. Hathaway waits paitently outside for Don, Granny, Elly-May, and especially Jethro to return...per Mr. Drysdale's orders. After waiting for 2 hour with Misquitos...Don, Granny, and Jethro show up...but where is Elly May???

In the lake they hear splashing and Elly shouting..."Come Here you ornary Critter."

 

[GoHerd1028]

that night, mr. drysdale check in to the room next to him. along with the secretary (whos name escapes me.)

Mr Drysdale's snoring kept Don and the rest of the clan awake all night long and Don told Mr Drysdale he was going to put all his money in another bank if that happened again because they wanted to be able to be well rested for their days in the parks!

 

[AJRitz]

Ms. Hathaway waits paitently outside for Don, Granny, Elly-May, and especially Jethro to return...per Mr. Drysdale's orders. After waiting for 2 hour with Misquitos...Don, Granny, and Jethro show up...but where is Elly May???

In the lake they hear splashing and Elly shouting..."Come Here you ornary Critter."

Of course Elly managed to wrastle that gator into submission. By bedtime, the gator was dressed in a proper nightgown and nightcap and snoring along with the rest of the Clampetts.

They were in for a surprise the next morning, when the CM at the gate to the Magic Kingdom said they had to have a ticket for the gator.