The DDA Trouble Free Zone Part 6

[KMH1]

to you Nick!

Alyssa

 

[julia & nicks mom]

Your bday is 2 days after mine!

Isn't that more like 2 days and several years?!?!?

 

[my3princes]

Here is an ode to the clever female. I know that we have many clever women here and I think you'll all appreciate this.

The Obedient Wife

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take all my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting beside her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "wait just a minute!"

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with you husband.:

The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check."

"If he can cash it, he can spend it"

Deb

 

[tinknme]

to you Nick!

Alyssa

 

[tinker1bell]

I'm such an idiot.

Today Bob had to borrow my car while his is in the shop so he could go to choir. So after work, I unloaded the car, took things out of my car, a friend called on my cell, I put things on the car, got the mail, went in house, talked to friend while cleaning the house, and Bob left for choir.
I left stuff on the car. Yes, that is "on" you're reading.
Didn't realize it until I couldn't find my paperwork from work.
My planner and Disney schedule is gone.
I found half of my Disney schedule two miles up the road, which I could care less about. I wanted to find my planner.
I guess I'll be up at the crack of dawn tomorrow. Wish me luck.

Chanon,

You didn't have back up?

 

[UP Disney]

What a cute picture!!!

to you Nick!

Alyssa

 

[bengalbelle]

to you Nick!

Alyssa

That is too cute!!





Welcome Daisy



Cute girls Paula



Chanon!

 

[julia & nicks mom]

CRUSH​

DUDE - CRUSH - HAVE A HEART!!!!

 

[legalslave]

to you Nick!

Alyssa

Amy, that is adorable!

I'd love to stay up and find out the results of the pumpkinnapping, but I can't keep my eyes open. Nite all.

 

[tmfranlk]

If anyone is ever looking for a stroller or other baby stuff, I highly recommend Albee Baby! Thanks to Kristin's continuing enabling, I ordered my Maclaren Triumph Tuesday morning. Wednesday afternoon I got an email with a tracking number. Today, Phil calls me around 1pm today to tell me that I got a package. He usually does this because Terra always wants to open the packages that come and he has let her open gifts to early. So anyway, I ask where the package was from and he says that it is a stroller box. Soooo...48 hours from the time I place my order, our new stroller was delivered. Not bad for free shipping! And I love the stroller. We took it to the library this afternoon and the handling is soo much easier than the Pliko now that Terra is bigger too.

Thanks, Krisitin, for your great enabling!!!

 

[julia & nicks mom]

to you Nick!

Alyssa

OMG - CAN'T BREATHE

I am going to wake my kids up

and then I am bringing them to you to watch since it will be your fault!!

 

[mommykds]

Here is an ode to the clever female. I know that we have many clever women here and I think you'll all appreciate this.

The Obedient Wife

There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take all my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting beside her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "wait just a minute!"

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with you husband.:

The loyal wife replied "Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check."

"If he can cash it, he can spend it"

Deb

That's good!

 

[Brendita]

I hear the ice cream truck going by...too bad i'm in my pjs already...

You said you had your pjs on.
So whats stopping you?

I have went for ice cream many times in my pjs.
Truth is I'm not the only 1 out there dressed in pjs.
No lie really.

So next time go for it.

 

[tinker1bell]

to you Nick!

Alyssa

OMG AMY that is too too funny

 

[tmfranlk]

to you Nick!

Alyssa

That is sooo cute, Amy!

 

[julia & nicks mom]

Wayyyyyy to cute. Is there anything that they can't get with those expressions?

Deb

Apparently a pumpkin!

 

[mommykds]

Ok Sex In The City is on...talk to you tomorrow..Good night!

 

[Brendita]

Congratulations, Jo!!!!! That is fantastic news! How is your son handling all this?

He is acting up a little @ the YMCA.
After school care.
I really think it's more his age than what he is going though.
Most kids his age go home after school.
Not a lot of kids his age there.
Next year he will be in Jr. High.
This means he will be a latch key kid.
This is why I will get a apt @ work.
At least I'm very close by.

 

[Cinderumbrella]

If anyone is ever looking for a stroller or other baby stuff, I highly recommend Albee Baby! Thanks to Kristin's continuing enabling, I ordered my Maclaren Triumph Tuesday morning. Wednesday afternoon I got an email with a tracking number. Today, Phil calls me around 1pm today to tell me that I got a package. He usually does this because Terra always wants to open the packages that come and he has let her open gifts to early. So anyway, I ask where the package was from and he says that it is a stroller box. Soooo...48 hours from the time I place my order, our new stroller was delivered. Not bad for free shipping! And I love the stroller. We took it to the library this afternoon and the handling is soo much easier than the Pliko now that Terra is bigger too.

Thanks, Krisitin, for your great enabling!!!

Any time!!!!!!!
PS: Brrr.... do you feel a chill in the air?..... I think you need to go to WDW for Christmas again!!

 

[tmfranlk]

Before I head to bed, I am hoping that you can spare some prayers and pixie dust for my grandma (Ruth) tomorrow morning. She recently joined Curves. Two weeks ago Saturday she was doing her workout and did something to hurt her back. Thinking it was just strain she took it easy for a week. When it was still sore that Thursday she went to the doctor who sent her to physical therapy. The pt listened to her complaint and said "you know that sounds just like a woman who was here the other day and she actually had a fractured compressed vertebrae. Soo...they do xrays and my grandma has not one, but TWO fractured compressed vertebrae.

So tomorrow morning she is having a procedure done to help the extreme pain she is in. They will insert a needle between the vertebrea and insert a little balloon. The balloon inflates to put the vertebrea back in line and then they inject a concrete like substance that will keep them in place. She has been told that the pain is better almost immediately which should be good.

In addition to this one time, I am concerned about what this all means for the state of her osteoperosis. This is the simplest event that has ended up with a broken bone for her so it doesn't sound good. It is about the 6th broken bone she has had in the last few years.

Thanks all!!