I walked past her shopping cart on my way to pay for my clock and bolt out of the store. Well, my pant pocket caught on it and RIPPED!
I froze in doubt at first. Was that just me? Did that just happen? I reach around to my side, bare skin.
OMG!!!! BARE SKIN!!!
She turned probably thinking I farted honestly until she saw my hand at my side and froze too not believing what just happened. Then she BUSTED out laughing.
Remember I am with 5 women in a crowded store and i have to go back to a birthday party where there are 25 kids and parents and pick my kids up before I can head home. There is no time. OMG! What do I do. I say "Can I cover it up with my purse??" the answer looks like a yes but then something fell out of my purse as I shifted it from the right side of my body.
I squated down to pick it up and the tear just ripped down to my knee!

OMG!
By the way feel free to laugh your head off right now because I am laughing so hard I'm crying.
I hadn't ripped my pants by them being too small and busting out of them BUT since there was a rip already the movement I made ripped them all the way down. There was no covering this. I was flapping in the wind.
Tina was crying she was laughing so hard. People were starting to wonder what was going on. Then the girls came over wondering what happened. They knew it had to be something about me. I am always donig something stupid. THIS IS SO ME!
They all fall into hysterics. I'm laughing so hard but I'm trying to hide by bare leg. Its ripped from my waist to my knee at the side seam.
Ok so what do I have to do.
Well there is only one t hing I CAN do. I said drive me to the mall and grab me some pants. They were like UMMM we are in a clothing store. HELL NO!
Yes Shawna you HAVE TO NOW! The Savers GODS were not going to let you get out of ther without purchasing something!!!! They have won! This is a sign you need to buy pants I'd say!
So they get me pants as I run for the dressing room. YUCK. I had to try these on. AND THEN WEAR THEM OUT! Like a kid wears shoes out of the store. YOu take the old shoes to the check out and then show that the new shoes are on their feet. That was my pants.
After a few pairs I found some that might work and that I can take on vacation. Then they throw the chicos shirt over too. For giggles I try it on but put it back as its sleeve hits me at the elbow and I hate that.
Anyway, so not only did I dip my toes in the Savers world today but I jumped in the pool completely naked! I had to wear a pair of pants without washing them.