The Bold & The Beautiful:The Tale of Some Crazy Vikings!! NEW 10/29 Pg 20!!

[Yzma and Kronk]

Shhhh, don't tell any one. Mr. Silli and I are closet Coke Zero drinkers too.

Originally Posted by Pamlur
Sigh...I'll have to read about Vikings, won't ever get to be one. I love, LOVE my Coke Zero, and I couldn't give it up.

Don't hide it kids....embrace it! I'm a Zero drinker too, too!

Originally Posted by Jamal
Wonderful, oh mad skilld one!! When I saw you that night I noticed nary a TRACE of Splash Mountain hair!!!!!!!!!

I didn't notice when I talked to you on the phone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAK~ I believe it was on The PeopleMover. My favorite ride. In all the World.

Are there animals in there??? Hee-hee, ha-ha and a couple of la-dee-dah's!

I love The PeopleMover too. Who couldn't love something that.....moves people!

 

[MyTalula]

I climbed in behind my friend. But could not fit my legs around my friend. And ended up riding the entire ride. With my knees. Up around my ears.

Wow along with all your other mad skillz you are FLEXIBLE to boot!

Funny stuff, most excellent installment!

 

[blue_river]

My mom told me, "if you don't have anything nice to say...it doesn't make you a bad person!"

Thank goodness for that!

Sher: your installments are a hoot
nice way to start the day - with a big smile
but sharing an ice cream? who does that? definately NOT me

 

[Grammyof2]

Up Next: Boma Baby!!!! The Swan, Yakking at the Hippy Dippy and Mr. Silli Ignores Sher!!!! (ok, even I’m fully aware that’s far too ambitious. You’ll take what I give you. and like it!!)


PS~ From what I can benember. I think the Viking contact for this day was:
Jami~ while on the hair thingamabobber quest
Gram~ while dining at Pinnochio’s
YAK~ I believe it was on The PeopleMover. My favorite ride. In all the World.

It was a great day to eat some ice cream!!!!! I had some too, free, too, and ice cream and free are 2 of my favorite things

Actually I think I might have spoken to you on more than 1 occasion, but it was all good, just like your hair!!!

But for the next installment - yeah that is way to ambitious. By the time you get back to Pop, change and get to Boma , we will be at least 3 more little chapters

Sheridac - Loving the visuals

 

[PrincessV]

I am thoroughly enchanted with the new POTC. POTC2, not so much. That was 2 and a half hours of my life I’ll never get back. TFI.

Oh good, I'm glad to know I'm not alone on this one.

Thanks for a great laugh, picturing you guys wedged into the Astro Orbiter - too funny

 

[Hound 109]

<--- Have knocked out 4 pages, 2 yoo hoos, a sack of popcorn & a dr. pepper, not a bad read.

Particularly.....

I do have a thing about using those outhouses in the sky.

You're not alone....in fact I've heard there might be a "club" for this.

And. Some old(ish) guy chatted me up. His opening line??? “I like your shirt.” HOW ORIGINAL. NOT!!!!!!! Followed by, “Let me guess. You live in Florida.” Uh, nuh-uh guyoldenoughtobemygrampa, I am from Antarctica. And the grand finale. “Oh, I thought for sure with that great tan you were from Florida.”

Those never worked for me either.



Got the dp's on ice & got the weekend to catch up...


hound

 

[NAB]

Sheri that is why you are so little , only half an ice cream......What am I saying I usually only get half or less after the kids get at it.

You should try the Orbitor at night...

 

[celerystalker]

NAB - it was half of a half.
Which makes me sick!
She's tiny like a wittle baybeeee!

 

[MomPlanner22]

Now I know what my twins felt like cooped up inside my 105 lb body for nine months.

Please tell me these twins are 3 and you had them when you were 24. The heck with a vertical adjustment, I'll just take a sheridac makeover from head to toe!

 

[sheridac]

Last edited by Grammyof2 : Today at 11:13 AM. Reason: Does my user CP have this on ignore, I never get notified??????

I do not want to be in the Grand Gathering.

Last edited by Hound 109 : Today at 01:32 PM. Reason: Cause the oldish guy blew it...the comeback was "so are all the girls from antarctica cute as you?"

Why, you OLD dog you!!!!!

NAB - it was half of a half.
Which makes me sick!
She's tiny like a wittle baybeeee!

Hey Garnish!!! Have you met the Schpup??! He's weawy sweet!!!!

Please tell me these twins are 3 and you had them when you were 24. The heck with a vertical adjustment, I'll just take a sheridac makeover from head to toe!

Aren't you sweet!!!!! But no. They are not 3. They act like they're 3. On occasion. But. They're actually 20. EEEEEK!!!!!

All the rest of youse guys!!!!!

Thanks for reading!!! I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know that I know that you know I'm glad you're enjoying my report.

 

[jw50]

I am ignoring this thread

 

[MomPlanner22]

You have got to be kidding! There is no way you have 20 year old kids!!!

Come on the rest of you crazy Vikings -- rat her out! She is full of it. She got carded everywhere you went, didn't she?

I believe you -- you obviously have heart and integrity but I just can't believe it! I'm gonna go run through a cemetery.....

 

[Disneyland_Mama]

Ok, I go away and come back only to find I have to read 11 pages to catch up? Good thing the kiddies are tall enough to open the fridge.

"Uh huh, you hungry honey? Go eat a Lunchable."

"Uh, huh.... dinner, dear? Uhhhh, how about you order pizza. No, not at Pizzahut.com, Mama's online. I'm reading 11 pages of Sher's outragously funny TR and I can't possibly stop now!"

Lovin' your mad skillz, girl! As I drink my coke zero.

Twins??? You had twins???? I know our bodies can do "creative" things, but you must weigh a buck five, soakin' wet! Ok, now that I got that out.... 20 year old twins??? And you what, had them at age 10???

 

[Shelby5514]

I know that you know...............that I am enjoying this.

 

[Minnie_Moo]

The calamari were horrifying. There were what appeared to be a whole baby octopus in many of them, and in general tentacles do not belong on the dinner table, IMHO.

I totally agree. What is up with the baby octopus thing? (((SHUDDER))) This happened to me recently at Carrabba's on a free appetizer combo platter. I was told if you don't want to see the tentacles, be sure to ask for calamari "rings" only! I figured since I had a coupon for a free appetizer, I got the crappy calamari.

Sher - I am WAY behind due to my very busy work week. But I just had to comment on Mr. Silly's calamari comment.

I love going in and out of all the stores on Main St. But why is it so difficult finding sundries in the parks for minor emergencies? At least you have a fighting chance at the resort gift shops! Good thing you have mad skillz with bobby pins.

 

[sheridac]

MommyP and DMama~

You ladies are THE best!!!!

But.

RUN, DON'T WALK!!!!!!!!

To the nearest optometrist.

OBVIOUSLY.

You're having problems. With your vision. And totally missed something in this last chapter.

I draw your attention to exhibit A:

Never fear!!! I just hiked my skort up and rolled it over a couple of times. Kind of like what I need to do to a certain part of my anatomy when I’m not wearing my anti-gravity apparati. You know that of which I speak. The one(s) that gravity, age and breastfeeding haven’t been such swell friends. Too.

 

[Yzma and Kronk]

Sher - another great installment.

Full of insightful observations!

I sooooooo agree about POP - uniforms and tunes! They need a "Best of POP" CD. Now!

And. OF COURSE. A call from CAN-A-DA!!!!!
Yeah. Mr. Sheridac thanks you all for last month’s cell bill. TFI. Especially YOU Yak!!!!

Check you cell phone records, there won't be any calls to/from Canada.

Unless you are calling The Beer Store.

For special orders....

It's the double secret YAK cell phone number, comes from somewhere you can all call me cheaply. Think Amy/M&R/NM/Chappie...... However, K has to pay the price!!!

However, this does explain why everytime I called you spoke to me at record speed. YAK, YAK, YAK, bye now!

 

[Shelby5514]

Oh. And a tip. For you. From me. Don’t sit for prolonged periods of time in a hand-woven water hyacinth chair. In your undies. It doesn’t make for an attractive look. On your butt. TFI.

Here's another one for ya. Don't sit on a vinyl car seat in the middle of August in your undies either. You'll not only scorch your bippy but you'll also rip the skin right off when you get up. OUCH!!!! Not that I've done that or anything.


Nice trippie, but you knew that.

 

[jamal]

SHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm first, which is amazing as DS12 has not given me ANY computer time since yesterday afternoon...

Awesome chapter. I am loving the story before we enter the scene.

And this??

Two things I did feel were lacking at the Pop. Were this.

The cast members uniforms!!!!!!

No!! They HAD uniforms. Sillies!!!!! Butt. They were BUTT UGLY!!!! They looked like prison guards. EEEEK!!!

How much more fun would it be if they were dressed in bell bottoms?? Mini skirts and go-go boots??

And.

The music. They play all that great tunage but have NONE available for purchase.

The Disney Marketing Machine really missed the boat on this one. They could have had The Best of The Pop. Volumes One through Infinity. And beyond.

I would have bought them all.

We sad the same thing about the CM costumes at check in! They look like a poor version of what someone might design for POR?? I guess??? Get some groovy POP on there, Disney!!

I had not thought about the music marketing, but you are SO right! Most of us staying there have danced our hineys off to every decade of that music and would snap up a 5 CD set to take us back to POP anytime!

We're almost to BOMA! Great job.

Keep on truckin baybee.....
Mary Ann (or am I??)

 

[sheridac]

Sher - another great installment.

Full of insightful observations!

Yak!!! You're not calling me profound, are you???

Check you cell phone records, there won't be any calls to/from Canada.

Unless you are calling The Beer Store.

For special orders....

It's the double secret YAK cell phone number, comes from somewhere you can all call me cheaply.

First. I may have done that. Or maybe not. I'll never tell!!!!

Second. I TOTALLY forgot about that double-secret cell phone number!!! Now we'll be Yakking all the time!!! The good yak. Not the bad yak.

However, this does explain why everytime I called you spoke to me at record speed. YAK, YAK, YAK, bye now!

Oh, NO!!!! I'm sure it was because someone else was calling. I know that you know that I know that you know that I don't care about my cell bill. I will talk for HOURS. Just ask Grammy!!!

Here's another one for ya. Don't sit on a vinyl car seat in the middle of August in your undies either. You'll not only scorch your bippy but you'll also rip the skin right off when you get up. OUCH!!!! Not that I've done that or anything.


Nice trippie, but you knew that.

Shell-bee!!!!

I'm not sure I wanna know how you know that!!!! Do I???

OF COURSE I DO!!!!!!!!! Spill it sista!!!!

(why are you sitting in the car in your undies, huh?? why????)

SHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm first, which is amazing as DS12 has not given me ANY computer time since yesterday afternoon...

Awesome chapter. I am loving the story before we enter the scene.

We're almost to BOMA! Great job.

Keep on truckin baybee.....
Mary Ann (or am I??)

Jami/Mary Ann!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I totallly love you. And I know that you know that I know that you know that!!

And.

You KNOW you'll always be Mary Ann. To Sher. But since I've been advised to drop the legend I'll be referring to our little Viking family members by their Viking names.